tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-365631992009-10-26T08:30:43.714-07:00A blog about funny and amusing stories from the IT environment and the office. It is a mix of news, office humour, IT stories, links, cartoons and anything that I find funnyHoskinatornoreply@blogger.comBlogger234125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36563199.post-34368682260949702392009-10-21T01:53:00.000-07:002009-10-21T01:57:13.915-07:00

Well we all need Jewelry for that special occasion but what about jewelry for the special part of you. Are you confused, not sure what I am talking about. I’m talking about Jewelry for the penis, oh yes indeed sir. You might be worried that the penis and yours in particular is a bit of an ugly little fella, with his purple veins popping out, shiny helmet and foreskin flapping about, not to

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movie cliche - something in your eye, leads to a tongue down your throatThis is a clip from the very funny comedy podcast Hosks Half Hour-http://hoskshalfhour.blogspot.com, if you like the clip below then listen to a whole showHOSKS HALF HOURBrilliant podcast is the brain birth of the Hosk, an Internet Enigma who is obsessed with putting the word Hosk into as many things as possible, he is also

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Who invented the merkin? who uses the Merkin? what the hell is the purpose of the Merkin?This is a clip from the very funny comedy podcast Hosks Half Hour-http://hoskshalfhour.blogspot.com, if you like the clip below then listen to a whole showHOSKS HALF HOURBrilliant podcast is the brain birth of the Hosk, an Internet Enigma who is obsessed with putting the word Hosk into as many things as

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This is a funny story about a man who starts causing trouble at a nudest colony because he refuses to take his clothes off and then some of the women try to make him take his clothes. woohooo that's the spirit ladiesThis is a clip from the very funny comedy podcast Hosks Half Hour-http://hoskshalfhour.blogspot.com, if you like the clip below then listen to a whole showHOSKS HALF HOURBrilliant

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Here is a little mix of some Hosk Comedy about the X Factor, it's just a little slice of the X Factor podcast, which featured over 30 minutes of X Factor comedy and with some great performances from some of the worst singers to appear on the X Factor.This is a clip from the very funny comedy podcast Hosks Half Hour-http://hoskshalfhour.blogspot.com, if you like the clip below then listen to a

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I have a love hate relationship with the X Factor but one thing I do enjoy is watching Simon Cowell just insult those desperate dumb X Factor wannabes . So I have collected some of my favourite insults and in the first part I am reading them whilst laughing and the second part I let Simon Cowell do what he does best, insult the stupid.This is a clip from the very funny comedy podcast Hosks Half

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I love the song Pinball Wizard from The Who, I don't mind the rock opera but what I do have issue with with, is the idea that a deaf, dumb and blind kid can be a pinball wizard. I just don't see it.This is a clip from the very funny comedy podcast Hosks Half Hour - http://hoskshalfhour.blogspot.com, if you like the clip below then listen to a whole showHOSKS HALF HOURBrilliant podcast is the

Hoskinatornoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36563199.post-30308818341580034422009-09-07T12:06:00.000-07:002009-09-07T12:30:39.639-07:00

All fannies are different is scientific fact, a fact not yet proven by scientists but don't worry they are getting round to it, once they have tested why cornflakes go soggy in milk, why farts in the bath smell of sprouts etc etc.Sometimes things come out of my mouth which shock me and then make me laugh my head off. This is one of those times. My friend was discussing with me how his new

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I have my own comedy podcasts - Hosks Half Hour, which very funny by the way. enough of that blatant plugging. I am interesting in listening to other funny podcasts and I noticed that the Telegraph today included a list offunnypodcasts out there on the Internet. The list is a fairly predictable list of podcasts but they are predictable because they are all pretty funny.I have found it quite

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Hosks Hour Hour is dedicated to the X Factor this week. So if you like the early parts with the terrible auditions then click here to listen to some of them.The Hoskcast includesHoskbervationsHosk is angry about the X FactorX factor is back, woohooHosk Song he would sing if he went on the X Factordo X Factor contestants jump for joy when a family member dies or gets an fatal illnessX Factor

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The weeks episode of the humour packed funny podcast - Hosks Half Hour is released and it's time to get in the mood for Christmas.I know you have been fighting it so far but it's now time to get some of the Christmas feeling in you and what better way to start than listening to the first of the Christmas episodes on Hosks Half HourHosks Half Hour - Episode 54 - Christmas Comedy and laughing at

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This week Hosks Half Hour, which is Episode 52 - Laughing in the face of ArmageddonIt is will have you laughing like a drain utilising the power of laughter of other people and turning it on you like a laser beam on a bond filmhere is the contents of this weeks funny episode of the comedy podcast Hosks Half Hour I have mixed laughing internet clips with funny Hosk stuff and some toilet humour.my

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Here is some comedy from the funny comedy podcast Hosks Half Hour so if you like the clip which you can listen to here then you should try listening to the whole episode it features lots of laughing, literally clips of people laughing whilst trying to read the news, commentate on cricket and other serious moments when you really shouldn't be laughing but can't help yourselfHosks Half Hour -

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Episode 52 of Hosks Half Hour the funny podcast for comedy lovers everywhereSo in this weeks podcast we have lots of clips of people trying to do something serious like read the news and then laughing and then not being able to stop laughingHosk Storiesetc tomatos in my sandwichHosk falls asleep whilst watching Rocky sixHosk StandupHosk interview Hosk over penis talkcybersex the worst of all the

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Here is some funny standup about Merkins and talking about the private part wigshttp://ia310834.us.archive.org/1/items/WhatUseIsAMerkin/Standup-Murkins_64kb.mp3This is a clip from Hosks Half Hour the comedy podcast that everyone is listening to but no one has heard of

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I was thinking about laughing today, I have noticed that when I am recording contents for my comedy podcast I am often laughing at the daft stuff I am or have just said. The reason I was thinking about laughing because I was thinking about the funny clip of two BBC cricket commentators Brian Johnson and Jonathan Agnew laughing when commentating at the oval. The commentators start cracking up

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The Hosks Half hour is back, so get ready to laugh you pants clean offEpisode 51 - why you shouldn't laugh at people in the toiletHosk StoryBT stands for Bastards and TwatsBT - Hazaar I'm back babySKY - Screwed me big timeHosk turns light out in toilethosk laughing - bus man pissing in bushesHosk StandupThe Hosk almost died of a heart attack!morning timepinball wizardHosk ThoughtMcGooganrubbish

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I have been reading some interesting articles today, one leading me onto another. I first started reading about an article by Richard Dawkins after the September 11th attack in 2001, with the title Stop respecting religion and start submitting it to the same scrutiny as any other idea or argumentactually the first part of the article starts with this Stop respecting religion and start submitting

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I sometimes wonder what people will say about me when they are gathered round someone’s house or hopefully down the pub after my funeral. I hope they are sad for a second and then focus on my entertaining, stupid and amusing anecdotes and stories. The reason I wonder this is that when ever someone dies people only have good things to say about them, rightly so in many ways, you want to remember

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Horoscopes and astrology is an unusual beast that we have roaming around our daily lives, a seemingly mythical beast born which flourished in an agein the world where claims of reading futures in the stars seemed plausible but why does it continue to thrive in the current climate. Horoscopes and astrology when tested by scientists have been shown to produce random results, unsurprising really,

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I love watching the program the prisoner and so I did a podcast featuring loads of funny clips from the prisoner, me talking about the crazyness of the prisoner.I put them together and came up with this, it's a brilliant collection of classic prisoner scenes along with some other stuff like songs, a matrix parody and lots more, check out the podcast Hosks Half Hour and the prisoner special

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a funny song taken from the funny podcast Hosks Half Hour - http://hoskshalfhour.blogspot.com/the song is called do girls look at their little mingeshttp://ia311215.us.archive.org/1/items/LittleMinges/LittleMinges.mp3enjoy and you should have a listen to Hosks Half Hour if you like laughing, swearing, funny news stories, stand up and anything that makes you laugh.

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The Hoskinator has been making some ambient songs. Hoskinator has been dabbling in a bit of singing with mixed results but the background noise is quite good, it's very relaxing to work to as it is quite a big, wall of sound.You can freely download and listen to them on his myspace pagehttp://www.myspace.com/hoskinatoror you can download the mp3 them directly from here and it's all legal because

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Here on Hosks Half Hour episode 46 you have a load of Olympic comedy bring to mind the great heros of the past like Geoff Capes, Fatima Whitbread and all the others that tried hard but rarely actually won any medalshttp://hoskshalfhour.blogspot.com/2008/08/hosks-half-hour-episode-46-olympic.htmlHosks Half Hour is the funniest podcast on the internet, so listen to it now

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This podcast has a swearathon right at the start which is bloody funny I was pissing myself laughinghttp://hoskshalfhour.blogspot.com/2008/07/hosks-half-hour-episode-43-proving.htmlIt's impossible not laugh and the rest of the podcast is bloody funny as wellhere is the contentsCharactersDrunken Philosopher - samples some real aleBusiness man - the apprenticeGary Barlow - bloody aliensGeoff

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