Thursday, May 22, 2008

how to bring down Petrol prices in the UK

I got this email sent to me today and I found it quite an interesting idea and it certainly rang true because Petrol prices seemed to have been going up recently without any real reason. It's almost as if the petrol selling companies have realised they can just keep rising the prices without any consequences.

So lets try this and see if we can change their minds


See what you think and pass it on if you agree with it

We are hitting 123.9 a litre in some areas now, soon we will be faced with paying 2.00 a ltr. Philip Hollsworth offered this good idea:

This makes MUCH MORE SENSE than the 'don't buy petrol on a certain day campaign that was going around last April or May! The oil companies just laughed at that because they knew we wouldn't
continue to hurt ourselves by refusing to buy petrol. It was more of an inconvenience to us than it was a problem for them. BUT,whoever
thought of this idea, has come up with a plan that can really work.

Please read it and join in!

Now that the oil companies and the OPEC nations have conditioned us to think that the cost of a litre is CHEAP, we need to take aggressive action to teach them that BUYERS control the market place
not sellers. With the price of petrol going up more each day, we consumers need to take action. The only way we are going to see the price of petrol come down is if we hit someone in the pocket by not
purchasing their Petrol! And we can do that WITHOUT hurting ourselves. Here's the idea:

For the rest of this year DON'T purchase ANY petrol from the two biggest oil companies (which now are one), ESSO and BP.

If they are not selling any petrol, they will be inclined to reduce their prices. If they reduce their prices, the other companies will have to follow suit. But to have an impact we need to reach literally millions of Esso and BP petrol buyers. It's really simple to do!!

Now, don't wimp out at this point... keep reading and I'll explain how simple it is to reach millions of people!!

I am sending this note to a lot of people. If each of you send it to at least ten more (30 x 10 = 300)... and those 300 send it to at least ten more (300 x 10 = 3,000) ... and so on, by the time the
message reaches the sixth generation of people, we will have reached over THREE MILLION consumers! If those three million get excited and
pass this on to ten friends each, then 30 million people will have been contacted! If it goes one level further, you guessed it... ..


Again, all You have to do is send this to 10 people. That's all.(and not buy at ESSO/BP) How long would all that take? If each of us sends this email out to ten more people within one day of receipt,
all 300 MILLION people could conceivably be contacted within the next 8days!!! Acting together we can make a difference . If this makes
sense to you, please pass this message on.


It's easy to make this happen. Just forward this email, and buy your petrol at Shell, Asda,Tesco, Sainsburys, Morrisons Jet etc. i.e. boycott BP and Esso

Friday, May 16, 2008

Penis thefts' cause panic

Here is this weeks podcast and a funny podcast it is too.

Hosk Investigates
Apprentices explain differences between Halal and Kosher meat

Unexpected new – Gillian McKieth is what she eats
Gary Barlow – Robbie gives comedy awards to wrong person
Benard Hoskoshky – go back to Poland
Colonal Filth – Are you Janice’s boy

Hosk Fact
The genesis of the word idiot
Johnny briggs
Film idea - Biff Reece Jones

Hosk Stories
Hosk story – I told them about you starring in a sex show
Hosk goes to the sandwich shop with pound coin boy and luncheon meat boy
I went into my local corner shop and got all philosophical on its arse

New Nugget
Penis thefts cause panic in the congo
Darwin awards – idiots are always pushing back the boundaries
Dinosaurs were shagging when they were eight

Funny comedy podcast - Hosks Half Hour

Friday, May 09, 2008

Warning! when it isn't an air biscuit it could be a meatloaf

Here is Friday’s podcast, filled with sage insights and facts about the world we live in

Business man – attends a meeting
Benard Hoskoshky – toad in the hole
Geoff Lockerby – goes out to buy some corn beef hash
Drunken Philosopher – tries staying in

Stand up
The Milk Deliveries Leaflet
Being a conductor is the easiest job in the world

Hosk Stories
Hosk goes to the dentists – plaque is a never tiring foe
When a biscuit isn’t of the air variety it could be a loaf of the meat variety – what age should you stop pooing yourself in public?
Hoskcast is a word made up by the Hosk – who would have guessed it?
Misleading cash points
Hosks Mum is in for a shock when she buys Raymond Chandler book

News nugget
Sperm donor awareness
The prisoners dilemma
MP’s are enraged when they find out they are being bugged

Sun Stories
Brother has tricky problem

We finish off with the muck ups

Funny comedy podcast - Hosks Half Hour

Wednesday, May 07, 2008

Hosks Half Hour - Episode 33 - Gymnasts lose points for removing leotard from arse!

It's another episode from the funniest podcast on the internet - Hosks Half Hour and episode 33 - Gymnasts lose points for removing leotard from arse!

Did we win the war despite Waddle missing a penalty?
A local singer
Prostitutes are illegal
Driving around
Proclaimers joke

Hosk Stories
Going to Tesco’s
Gymnasts lose points for removing leotard from arse
Penis envy – look the penis stretching device!
Don’t hotcock yourself
I wonder what Leonard Nimoy is up to
A word a day – polyglot
Definition of sad - The Hosk is at home Saturday night watching cable guy
Man Stroke women is wanky

The Rapping Reverend
The Hosk does his paper work
The odd dog story

News nugget
To catch a peado you have to become a peado
John Prescott suffered from Bulimia for ten years

Sun letters
Tot killed sex

Muck ups

Funny comedy podcast - Hosks Half Hour