Friday, February 29, 2008

The Etch-A-Sketch king

whoa check out this etch a sketching, someone certainly had no friends in his yoof, all he had was himself and his trusty etch a sketch.

The Etch-A-Sketch king

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Train surfing!

Apparently this bloke found out he had leukaemia and decided to live life to the max.
Extreme trainsurfing

wait a minute he isn’t really dead
The truth about the trainrider

Extreme Trainsurfer - death is fake

I don't really understand all the daft story, I just wanted to see someone train surfing.

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What is Jumping the Shark?

The term jumping the shark alludes to a specific scene in a 1977 episode of the TV series Happy Days when the popular character Arthur "Fonzie" Fonzarelli jumps over a shark while water skiing. The scene was so preposterous that many believed it to be an ill-conceived attempt at reviving the declining ratings of the flagging show. Since then, the phrase has become a colloquialism used by U.S. TV critics and fans to denote the point at which the characters or plot of a TV series veer into a ridiculous, out-of-the-ordinary storyline. Such a show is typically deemed to have passed its peak. Once a show has "jumped the shark" fans sense a noticeable decline in quality or feel the show has undergone too many changes to retain its original charm.

Fonzie jumps the shark

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Hosks Half Hour - Episode 21 - Watch out for the Death cakes

Hosks Half Hour - Episode 21 - watch out for the death cakes

here is the link

This episode contains

Morrisey is badger spotting
Mika doesn't believe in God
Capello should be sacked
old Jack

News Nugget
Man found dead after fairy cake eating competition
painting plates with breasts for charity
mp tries to ban fat bread

Stand up
Boyfriends and girlfriends are different

Hosk Story
Secret nicknames featuring pound coin boy and white seeded, not forgetting the dynamo Warlock

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Wednesday, February 27, 2008

Hosks Half Hour - Episode 20 - Cheeky Valentines

A new Hosks Half Hour, which is jam full of swearing, I never new I had such a potty mouth, actually it’s not me, it’s the characters in my mind, it’s the voices I tell you

below is what's stuffed into this episode and there is some kind of swearing record this week

Hosk Story
Cheeky Tesco’s staff
Hosk turns off the lights in the toilet
Hosk finds himself under attack and there are some great big fat swans!

Subway sandwiches
Tornados are a way to pull
Valentines Day is rubbish

A terrible dad joke

News nuggets
man sinks his own boat
The mosquito to ward off hoodies
Sex with dead model was wrong
The gap year kid writing on the guardian

We have Bruno who makes his dirty debut on Hosks Half Hour
We also regretful John who is walking in the country

Mucks and some pub talk at the end

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Friday, February 22, 2008

Hosks Half Hour - Episode 19 - imagine if genitals could talk!

There is a new episode of Hosks Half Hour and its a cracker

it contains this

We start the show with a Dad joke

We have a sketch with Gary Barlow is back and he means business.

Some hosk standup – imagine if genitals could speak

The hosk is training with the big boys in TKD but he has a few ideas up his sleeve.

News nuggets РThe Spanish come up with the husband cr̬che, Genius. Man showing porn to his pupils. Inept Aussie robbers jailed.
A Britney Spears sketch where she goes to get her psychiatric report., We a sketch from Morrissey walking in the park and Mark E Smith goes to his local shop and buys a curly wurly but he isn’t happy with it.

The sun letters are back with some nude worries for one wife. Someone else is having sex with their aunt.

Then there is a load of fuck ups and some pub talk.

here is the link

enjoy and get listening

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Monday, February 18, 2008

Grange Hill - look at the song just say no

I listened to the Grange Hill song, just say no song from the Grange Hill gang whilst recording my funny podcast Hosks Half Hour and its Grange Hill inspired episode, which can be found here

Here is the clip just focusing on the just say no song, It's funny how time makes you look back at things differently, I never realized how rubbish this song was, excluding the funky bit at the start.

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Classic Tommy Cooper Jokes

Someone sent me some Tommy Cooper jokes today and they certainly made me chuckle, I would call them dad jokes but some of them are too good for that title

Two Aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married

The ceremony was rubbish but the Reception was Brilliant.


Man goes to the docs, with a strawberry growing out of his head.

Doc says, 'I'll give you some cream to put on it.'


'Doc, I can't stop singing the green green grass of home.'

'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome.'

'Is it common?'

'It's not unusual.'


A man takes his Rottweiler to the vet.

'My dog's cross-eyed, is there anything you can do for him?'

'Well,' says the vet, 'let's have a look at him'

So he picks the dog up and examines his eyes, then checks his teeth.

Finally, he says, 'I'm going to have to put him down.'

'What? Because he's cross-eyed? '

'No, because he's really heavy'


'Doctor, I can't pronounce my F's, T's and H's.'

'Well you can't say fairer than that then'


Two elephants walk off a cliff...... boom boom!

So I went to the dentist.

He said 'Say Aaah.'

I said 'Why?'

He said 'My dog's died.'

So I got home, and the phone was ringing. I picked it up, and said
'Who's speaking please?'

And a voice said 'You are.'

So I rang up my local swimming baths.
I said 'Is that the local swimming baths?'

He said 'It depends where you're calling from.'
So I rang up a local building firm, I said 'I want a skip outside my house.'

He said 'I'm not stopping you.'

Apparently, 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. And there are 5
people in my family, so it must be one of them.

It's either my mum or my dad.
Or my older brother Colin.
Or my younger brother Ho-Cha-Chu.

But I think it's Colin.


So I was in my car, and I was driving along, and my boss rang up, and he
said 'You've been promoted.'

And I swerved.

And then he rang up a second time and said 'You've been promoted again.'

And I swerved again.

He rang up a third time and said 'You're managing director.'

And I went into a tree.

And a policeman came up and said

'What happened to you?'
And I said 'I careered off the road.'


Now, most dentists' chairs go up and down, don't they?
The one I was in went back and forwards.

I thought 'This is unusual'.
And the dentist said to me, 'Mr. Cooper, get out of the filing cabinet.'

So I was getting into my car, and this bloke says to me 'Can you give
me a lift?'

I said 'Sure, you look great, the world's your oyster, go for it.'

Two cannibals eating a clown. One says to the other

'Does this taste funny to you?'


Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, and
the other was eating fireworks.

They charged one and let the other one off.


You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today.
They left a little note on the windscreen; it said 'Parking Fine.'

So that was nice.


A man walked into the doctors,
The doctor said 'I haven't seen you in a long time'
The man replied, 'I know I've been ill'


A man walked into the doctors,
he said 'I've hurt my arm in several places'

The doctor said, 'well don't go to those places'


I had a ploughman's lunch the other day.
He wasn't very happy.


I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I
couldn't find any.


I bought some HP sauce the other day.
It's costing me 6p a month for the next 2 years.

Two blondes walk into a'd think at least one
of them would have seen it.


Phone answering machine message -

'...If you want to buy the hash key...'


I went to the butchers the other day and I bet him 50 quid that he
couldn't reach the meat off the top shelf.

He said, 'No, the steaks are too high.'


My friend drowned in a bowl of muesli.

A strong currant pulled him in.


A man came round in hospital after a serious accident.

He shouted, 'Doctor, doctor, I can't feel my legs!'

The doctor replied, 'I know you can't, I've cut your arms off'.


I went to a seafood disco last week and pulled a mussel.


Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly.

They lit a fire in the craft. It sank, proving once and for all that

you can't have your kayak and heat it.

Our ice cream man was found lying on the floor of his van covered
with hundreds and thousands.

Police say that he topped himself.

Two fat blokes in a pub, one says to the other 'Your round.'

The other one says 'So are you, you fat slob!'


Ireland's worst air disaster occurred early this morning when a small
two-seater Cessna plane crashed into a cemetery.

Irish search and rescue workers have recovered 1826 bodies so far and
expect that number to climb as digging continues into the night

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Sunday, February 17, 2008

Monty Pythons - The Lumberjack song

I have been watching Monty Pythons flying circus recently so I thought I would digg up the Lumberjack song. I find it funny firstly that they came up with the song and secondly that it sticks into everyones mind so much.

if you haven't heard about it then here it is in its full glory

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Standup Comedy - English Language

Here is a clip of some standup comedy about the English language, talking about some unusual aspects of it.

like saying no offence at the start of the sentence means you can offend people.

We also have a look at the statement, she was asking for it.

here is the link

The above link was a clip from the Hosks Half Hour which is the funniest podcast on the internet, so go check it out

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Saturday, February 16, 2008

Stand up comedy - dieting makes you put weight on!

I bet if you looked up some figures that 70 percent of the world was on a diet and the other 30 percent have probably given up because they are too fat.

Here is some stand up/observation humour on deiting and the fact people often put on weight when dieting rather than actually losing it.

here is a link to the file

This clip was taken from Hosks Half Hour, which is a comedy podcast that is well worth tuning into because its full of stuff like the clip above.

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Friday, February 15, 2008

Hosks Half Hour - episode 18 - Evolution and receding chins

Its friday so it's time for another excellent episode of Hosks Half Hour and this weeks episode of Hosks Half Hour is very funny.

It has some good news nuggets about being handcuffed and naked in a strip joint and has a humorous look at evolution and what might occur in the future.

here is the link

and here is the description of this weeks episode

Some news nuggets on what names conjure up images of huge tackles and little tackles. Amusing Hosk stories on being ill and his rubbish old car. News nuggets see an Australian MP3 telling a story about his adventure in a strip joint. Hosks has a look an article about Human Evolution in the future and how we will split into one lot will be a group of fat goblins and the others will be giant healthy bunch. So I develop my Hosking 3 Knobs theory!

News Nuggets talk about paper pants! We have a sketch with Morrisey from the Smiths telling us about his life. Hosks car is in the car doctors. We also have Derick the Aussie Agony aunt dealing out some advice. Hosk tells the listeners about Man Flu.

There is some stand up comedy about bad advice, stupid questions and dilemmas. We finish off with some mucks and pub talk.

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Deathstar Cafeteria

Eddie Izzard hasn't been funny for years now but I heard this sketch and it reminded me of how funny he used to be. I saw his last stand up show, sexy or something like that and it was really unfunny, apart from him saying "IN MY MIND". He should stop being in films and start doing comedy again.

I can't tell if this is new or old but either way its classic comedy from Eddie Izzard.
Deathstar Cafeteria

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Funny Video - Ninja video - my sugar

A comedy video from children's TV masters, Trevor and Simon doing a Ninja sketch. I didn't realise it was them to start with and it surprisingly funny.

my sugar

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Dentist feels 25 women breasts whilst treating teeth

I read an article about a doctor who used Chest massages to treat womens dental problems. He manages to get his way through quite a number as well before anyone complains

Here is a link the audio file about the shocking tale

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Thursday, February 14, 2008

Funny picture - spot the fox

here is a great comedy picture and also has some great advice

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Think before you click on Valentine's Day

I heard on the radio today warning people to be careful about sending valentines cards because there have been 13 cases of people sueing the person who sent the card for sexual harrassment. Then I also read this below warning people about sending E Valentines cards. You can't do anything these days, below is the article from this website

I say chill out and let the love out

E-card distributors have been blasted for encouraging the irresponsible use of email systems by offering anonymous Valentine's Day messages.
Written by Ian Lynch

E-card distributors have been blasted for encouraging the irresponsible use of email systems by offering anonymous Valentine's Day messages.
The messages are a real turn off for internet security company Activis, which regards the use of attachments from unknown sources as highly dangerous to corporate networks. Both and are allowing users to send email messages anonymously.

John Cheney, managing director of Activis, said: "On Wednesday morning staff are likely to be overeager to open emails expecting to receive a message of love from an anonymous admirer. This is the perfect opportunity for viruses masquerading as Valentine's Day messages to strike."

"These irresponsible websites are actually encouraging people to send anonymous emails which are putting companies' networks in serious danger. Company directors must take immediate action and reiterate their email usage policy, stressing the dangers of opening email attachments from an unknown source," he explained.
"Just because it's Valentine's Day email users still need to 'think before they click'. The problem is that you can never tell what damage an attachment will do until you've opened it - and by then it's too late," he added. denied that they were being irresponsible. A spokeswoman told "Our messages are sent within the body of an email. A user would have to go out of their way to send them as an attachment."

However,'s message service could only be sent as an attachment.

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Film Myths - there is something in your eye

Here is a funny piece of audio busting the myth of having something in your eye as a way to pull ladies.

having something in your eye is not sexy and never will be

Here is the link

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Tuesday, February 12, 2008

You'll Get Crabs!

I read this article on here

and it talks about the favourite phrase of 2008, yes, I know its still early but we do have an early leader with "You'll get crabs!" and when someone says that to you, you really should listen

here is the article

"You'll Get Crabs!" Early Favorite Phrase Of 2008
BOSTON (CAP) - Well, the preliminary voting is done, and unlike the race for the Democratic presidential nomination, there appears to be a clear-cut favorite for most popular catch-phrase of 2008. According to exit polls conducted by the Cliche Writers Of America, "You'll get crabs!" is well on its way to cementing its place in the American lexicon.

"The phrase was first overheard by one of our members at a keg party in late 2007," said CWA President Clive Robard. "A young woman offered the warning to a friend of hers as she snuck into the bedroom with a young man.

"By the time the party concluded some hours later, the catch phrase had been uttered literally hundreds of times, covering every conceivable topic from someone picking their nose to someone who ate a cheese curl that fell on the floor," added Robard.
While there's no easy way to put a dollar value on catch phrases, the CWA does plan to register the sentence with the U.S. Patent Office on behalf of the woman who first spoke the words, Boston University sophomore Alexa Hartman. That way if Budweiser does go through with its plans to build an ad campaign around the phrase, the 20-year-old woman will be justly compensated.

"Budweiser, Kotex, Fox News - whoever it is, we just want to make sure she gets paid," said Robard.

Robard said the great thing about the new phrase is that it is versatile enough to be used both in serious situations as well as times when someone couldn't possibly contract the sexually transmitted disease. Unlike the early favorite of 2007, "No, that's my foot!" which lost out to eventual winner, "Don't tase me, bro!" Robard feels this year's phrase will have a long shelf life.

"I think we benefited a lot from the Hollywood writers' strike," said Robard. "Where we usually get favorite phrases from professionals paid to write them, this year we got one from a college coed jealous that her friend was about to get some.
"Unintentional, off the cuff, and pure gold," said Robard. "It's what catch phrases are all about."

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Funny Podcast - Hosks Half Hour

If you like comedy in your podcasts then check out this podast Hosks Half Hour -

The podcast features stand up observational humour, sketches, news nuggets, funny stories and jokes. What more could you want. Unlike other funny podcasts it is just one man, talking into mic, so it doesn't suffer from two people chatting about nothing. It's 30 minutes long, although sometimes runs over. Here is a description of this weeks episode

Grange Hill is closing down

This episode contains news about Grange Hill, the theme tune, clips from the classic song Just say No and a rubbish sketch about Grange Hill. It has stand up about Doctors, We have Hosk Stories about going to the Doctors and lots more. We bust the myth of helping people with things in their eye. A sketch about the forthcoming recession and a clip from the Social scientist investigates Hoodies. We have a virtual haircut clip sent in by one of the readers, news nuggets about the new tough rules laid down by England manager Capello. Finally we have the fuck ups and some pub talk which reappears after a long time off.

here is the link

below are a few more amusing episodes which show the different topics covered in the podcast why not try my Tenerife special - Tenerife Uncovered

or the week before was a tribute to Jeremy Beadle

or an old podcast about how griefing can be so funny

Here is the show dedicated to the internet legend - Leeeeeroy Jenkins

I hope you enjoy the shows and become a regular listener



Monday, February 11, 2008


This is a great little gag from Adam Buxton from the Adam and Joe show.

its seems to sum up the stupidness of the contestants and the show excellently


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"Toking" with Lawrence Welk

This is how they use to sing songs about drugs old School style, smiling with women on your knee, yeah baby

"Toking" with Lawrence Welk

and all I can say about this clip is, look at them go!

The Bearded Clambake - Back That Ass Up Lawrence Welk

Funny Audio - Who was Slim Pickins?

Who is Slim pickins, well I have found out and you can read about him here

for a quick summary he was a cowboy who took on the name but to find out more listen below

or you can listen to it in a comedy style here

The clip was taken from Hosks Half Hour which is a comedy podcast which is full of stuff like that, so go check it out on the link below if like Oliver Twist you find yourself saying, please Sir can I have some more.

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Sunday, February 10, 2008

Sexy pictures of Angelina Jolie

if you like hot pictures of Angelina Jolie look sexy then this is the blog post for you. I have always like Angelina Jolie but she isn't always playing sexy roles, except maybe in Lara Croft, which I also have some pictures of here

enjoy the hot pictures of Angelina

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Get yourself a Virtual Haircut

why don't you get yourself a virtual haircut, yes it sounds wierd but why don't you try it for yourself

sit, back and relax. you need sound for this

this is was also sent in by a listener to Hosks Half Hour so it must be good.

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Cave Miners the game brought to life

Do you remember the classic game Cave Miners, well here it is brought to life. I always think it would be amusing to do sketches about computers games because we never really stop to think about how fucked up computer games are, things like Italian plumbers jumping on Giant mushrooms, its all weird dude.

but its also funny, enjoy

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Friday, February 08, 2008

look at my bicep

I saw this terrible stand up and it made me laugh, especially when he starts shouting, look at my bicep, you saying I can't pull women with Biceps like these


Biceps from Peter Berkman on Vimeo.

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Funny Video - Vic Reeves - John Lovejoy Interview

Vic Reeves - John Lovejoy Interview

Bang Bang It's Reeves and Mortimer- Michael Winner Interview

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sarah silverman song with matt damon

sarah silverman matt damon

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Hosks Half Hour - Episode 16 - Tenerife uncovered

Here is Hosks Tenerife uncovered podcast,

so if you want to know just how exciting the hosk holiday was click on my friends. It features

This episode is a report from Tenerife, featuring holiday observations, an exciting holiday diary, snippets of live music and other amusing stuff. Why is Foreign booze not as strong? Do Japanese people ever look at all the pictures they take, tips on how to spot English people abroad, Why are there so many coffin dodgers in Tenerife. Look out for the cheeky waiters and watch out for Rod Stewart tribute act.

Thursday, February 07, 2008

All time bad songs and Records sleeves compilation crap

All time bad songs and Records sleeves compilation crap

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Who invented karaoke

I was wondering who invented karaoke the other day, so I had a look about and ended up on Wikipedia. It of course had to be a Japanese guy

Who Invented the Karaoke Machine - Karaoke My Wayward Son

According to Wikipedia, "Karaoke" is derived from the Japanese words "kara" which is short for karano, meaning "empty," and "oke" which is short for okesutora, which means "orchestra."

The words combined literally mean "empty orchestra" which implies the function of a karaoke machine, music minus one (to borrow a phrase from jazz practice nomenclature)--musical accompaniment without the singer.

In 1999, TIME Magazine named Daisuke Inoue, the inventor of the karaoke machine, to its list of "The Most Influential Asians of the Century."

Karaoke, whether you love it or hate it, is a multi-billion dollar industy. So, Mr. Inoue made a mega-fortune, right?

Uh, no. Unfortunately, Inoue failed to patent his device and made virtually no money from its subsequent world-wide popularity. By his own admission, the inventor of one of the most popular forms of entertainment in history (much to the chagrin of performing musicians!) was never good on the follow-thru of his ideas. He told TIME, "After I make something, I always become the worst at it. I'm good at nurturing and training others, but my students always end up surpassing me and making more than I do."

In the case of the Karaoke Machine...A LOT MORE.

Inoue's invention grew out of his and his bandmates frequent live accompaniment of "middle-aged businessmen who wanted to sing traditional country [in clubs]."

"One client, the president of a small steel company, grew especially devoted to Inoue's slow, follow-along style, which showed off the executive's out-of-time warblings to perfection. When he asked Inoue to play for him on an overnight trip to a hot springs resort, the drummer--unable to leave his job--obliged by providing him with a tape of his accompaniment...and karaoke...was born."

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Joke - A Short Love Story

A Short Love Story

A man and a woman who had never met before, and were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a Trans-continental train.

Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly..... He in the upper bunk and she in the lower.

At 1:00 AM, the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying, "Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you mind reaching into the closet to get me another blanket? I'm awfully cold."

I have a better idea," she replied with a twinkle in her eye. "Just for tonight, let's pretend that we're married."

His eyebrows went up and he smiled, "That's a great idea!"

"Good," she replied. "Get your own f *cking blanket."

After a moment of silence, he farted.

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Tuesday, February 05, 2008

hot picture of Rihanna

Here is some pictures of the Rihanna who shot to fame with the Umbrella song. I am not really sure why because although the song is okay it's not 10 weeks at number one good but then are any songs which stay at the number 1 for weeks and weeks that good. The Wet Wet Wet song (Love is all around) wasn't really that good, The Bryan Adams Robin hood song wasn't that good.

here is her looking hot

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