Friday, December 21, 2007

women in Sexy Santa outfits

pictures of women in santa outfits, hmmmmm hubba hubba. These women in their sexy outfits could certainly be my christmas helpers.







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Funny Misheard Lyrics

Here are two example with pictures and the words being sung to get you into the idea


http://www.rathergood.com/bill/


http://www.rathergood.com/meatball/


my mate thought "Kumbaya My Lord" was "Combine harvester"


real lyrics
“water of life, Jesus gave us the water of live” was

misheard as
“Rupert, Rupert of life, Jesus gave us the Rupert of life”

But then I did like Rupert the Bear at the time and this may have influenced my thinking.


My favourite misheard words was by me again

real lyrics
“I am the lord of the Dance said he”

misheard as
“I am the lord of the Dance settee”


Here are some others below Taken from this site - if you want some more

Smash Mouth: All Star

The real lyrics were:
She was looking kinda dumb with her finger and her thumb
in the shape of an "L" on her forehead.

But I misheard them as:
She was looking kinda dumb with her finger in her bum
and the shape of a elf on her forehead.

Robert Palmer: Addicted To Love

The real lyrics were:
Might as well face it, you're addicted to love.

But I misheard them as:
Might as well face it, you're a dick with a glove.

Bryan Adams: Summer Of '69

The real lyrics were:
Got my first real six string,
bought it at the five-and-dime.
Played it till my fingers bled.
It was the summer of 69.

But I misheard them as:
Got my first real sex dream,
I was 5 at the time.
Played it till my fingers bled.
It was the summer of 69.

R.E.M.: Losing My Religion

The real lyrics were:
That's me in the corner,
That's me in the spotlight.
But I misheard them as:
Let's pee in the corner,
Let's pee in the spotlight.

Bob Dylan: Blowin' In The Wind

The real lyrics were:
The answer, my friend,
is blowin' in the wind
The answer is blowin' in the wind.

But I misheard them as:
The ants are my friends,
they're blowin' in the wind
The ants are a-blowin' in the wind.

Ray Jr. Parker: Ghostbusters

The real lyrics were:
Who ya gonna call? Ghostbusters!

But I misheard them as:
Who ya gonna call? Those bastards!



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Joke - The Husband Store

The Husband Store

A brand new store has just opened in New York City that sells Husbands. When women go to choose a husband, they have to follow the instructions at the entrance:- "You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are 6 floors and the value of the products increase as you ascend the flights. You may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you CANNOT go back down except to exit the building!

So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband.

On the 1st floor the sign on the door reads:

Floor 1 -
These men have jobs.

The 2nd floor sign reads:
Floor 2
- These men Have Jobs and Love Kids.

The 3rd floor sign reads:
Floor 3 -
These men Have Jobs, Love Kids and are extremely good looking.

"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.

She goes to the 4th floor and the sign reads:
Floor 4 -
These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help with Housework.

"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"

Still, she goes to the 5th floor and sign reads:

Floor 5 -
These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, help with Housework and Have A Strong Romantic Streak. She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the 6th floor and the sign reads:

Floor 6 -
You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store

To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opens a
New Wives store just across the street.

The
1st floor has wives that love sex.

The
2nd floor has wives that love sex and have money.

The
3rd through 6th floors have never been visited.



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lisping Dwarf joke

A dwarf with a lisp goes into a stud farm.

"I'd like to buy a horth" he says to the owner of the farm.

"What sort of horse?" said the owner.

"A female horth" the dwarf replies.

So the owner shows him a mare. "Nithe horth." says the dwarf, "Can I thee her eyeth?"

So the owner picks up the dwarf to show him the horses eyes. "Nithe eyeth.", says the dwarf, "Can I thee her teeth?"

Again the owner picks up the dwarf to show him the horses teeth. "Nithe teeth.... can I see her eerth?" the dwarf says.

By now the owner is getting a little fed up but again, picks up the dwarf

to show him the horses ears. "Nithe eerth.' he says '

Now...can I see her twot?"

With this the owner picks the dwarf up by the scruff of his neck and shoves his head deep inside the horses vagina. He holds him there for a couple of seconds before pulling him out and putting him down.

The dwarf shakes his head and says: "Perhaps I should weefwaze that...

... Can I see her wun awound?"




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Thursday, December 20, 2007

Hosks Half Hour - Episode 11 - Drunken Xmas Party

Hosks Half Hour features loads of drunken slurring from my Xmas do, drunken people are pretty funny to listen to, they are like giant children wobbling about and talking nonsense. Anyway very amusing talks of Ginger hats, Australian impressions, me demanding people to tell me interesting stories and loads of foul mouthed slurring.

http://hoskshalfhour.blogspot.com/2007/12/hosks-half-hour-episode-11-drunken-xmas.html

this is the show description

This is all about the Hosk's drunken Christmas do in all its slurry goodness. If you like listen to drunken idiots, slurring and swearing then this is for you, although there is a kind of simple philosophy to some of the wisdom. We also have the characters FAT KID, BUSINESS MAN and a new character THE DRUNKEN PHILOSOPHER. We have some observational humour on Christmas shopping, christmas cheese and a news nugget about a wife breaking into a prison for a bit of nookie.

Wednesday, December 19, 2007

Sexy Christmas Pictures







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Funny Christmas pictures







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Christmas Facts - The Ultimate List

Interesting facts were from these interesting sites. I have pruned them to only include the one's I found interesting


http://www.corsinet.com/braincandy/xmastrivia.html


http://www.kencollins.com/Holy-02t.htm

http://www.pubquizhelp.34sp.com/christmas/xmasfact.html

In the beginning

The cross so overshadowed the manger—and the resurrection so overshadowed the incarnation—that neither scripture nor tradition has passed down a firm date for Christmas.
The origin of the date

There is a very widespread theory that Christmas began in Rome as a response to pagan festivities centering around the winter solstice, which was locally considered to be 25 December. The pagan celebration, which was first established by the Roman emperor Aurelian in AD 274, was called The Birth of the Invincible Sun. However, there is evidence that, some years earlier, Christians had made a sincere attempt to calculate the actual date of Jesus’ birthday. People commonly believe that Christmas was instituted on the date of a pagan holiday to supplant it, but it was actually the other way around. Christmas was there first.

In ancient Judaism, there was a common belief, which ancient Christians inherited, that the prophets of Israel died on the on the same date as their birth or conception. This may be behind the long-standing Christian custom of referring to the date of a martyr’s death as their “birthday in heaven.” According to ancient western calculations, Jesus was crucified on 25 March, so they assumed that 25 March was the date of Jesus’ conception. The Annunciation is still commemorated on that date to this day. Nine months after 25 March leads to 25 December, which would be the birthday of Jesus Christ if all those assumptions and calculations were correct. They aren’t correct, but the fact remains that the date has a Christian origin. footnote

In AD 354, Philocalus wrote a Christian martyrology that dates the nativity of Jesus Christ on December 25, and cites an earlier work as backup. From this we can deduce that Christmas was celebrated on the present date at least as early as AD 335 in Rome.

The origins of Saint Nicholas, Santa Claus, presents, and trees

English Puritan leader Oliver Cromwell banned Christmas between 1647 and 1660 because he believed such celebrations were immoral for the holiest day of the year.

Saint Nicholas Day (December 6) was the traditional day for giving gifts to children. It is still the day on which children receive gifts from St. Nicholas in the Netherlands. Epiphany (January 6) is, in the western Church, the commemoration of day on which the three kings presented the baby Jesus with gifts.

The definition of a white Christmas in the UK is for a single snow flake (perhaps amongst a shower of mixed rain and snow) to be observed falling in the 24 hours of December 25th.

Popular belief holds that 3 wise men visited Bethlehem from the east bearing gifts. However there is no mention in the bible about the number of wise men who visited. Three gifts were brought - gold, frankincense and myrrh, but names commonly attributed to the wise men - Gaspar, Melchior, and Balthasar were added some 500 years later.

The first Christmas card was designed in 1843 by J.C. Horsley

The 26th of December is traditionally known as St Stephen's Day, but is more commonly known as Boxing Day. The reason it was called this is either alms boxes in church were opened and the money distributed to the poor, or alternatively it was named from the practice of servants receiving boxes of gifts from their employers on this day. Boxing day is NOT named after the practice of throwing out large numbers of boxes after Christmas!


Christmas trees become popular in the UK from 1841 when Prince Albert erected a tree in Windsor Castle following a German tradition. Fir trees have been decorated at Christmas time in Germany since the 8th century.

Saint Nicholas was the bishop of Myra in Lycia, which is in modern Turkey, sometime before AD 350. Nothing is known of his life except for the legends that have built up around him, but he was associated with kindness to children. He was a widely admired saint throughout the eastern and western churches. The Dutch custom of giving presents to children on St. Nicholas Day was brought to America by early Dutch settlers in New Amsterdam, which was renamed New York when the British took over the colony. Santa Claus is the American pronunciation of Sinter Klaas, which was colloquial Dutch for Saint Nicholas.

In the US, gifts are now exchanged on Christmas Day in a sort of compromise of Dutch, German, and British gift-giving customs. The Christmas tree is a Christianized pagan custom that originated in Germany. German settlers introduced it in America. It became popular during the nineteenth century, and then later spread to Britain and Japan from the US.

The word Christmas comes from Cristes maesse, or "Christ's Mass." There is no set date for his birth in scripture and it wasn't celebrated on any particular day. However Christmas was first celebrated on the 25th of December in Rome in 336AD with an aim to replacing the popular pagan winter solstice celebrations



A Christmas club, a savings account in which a person deposits a fixed amount of money regularly to be used at Christmas for shopping, came about around 1905.

A traditional Christmas dinner in early England was the head of a pig prepared with mustard.

According to a 1995 survey, 7 out of 10 British dogs get Christmas gifts from their doting owners.

According to historical accounts, the first Christmas in the Philippines was celebrated 200 years before Ferdinand Magellan discovered the country for the western world, likely between the years 1280 and 1320 AD.

After "A Christmas Carol," Charles Dickens wrote several other Christmas stories, one each year, but none was as successful as the original.

Alabama was the first state to recognize Christmas as an official holiday. This tradition began in 1836.

An artificial spider and web are often included in the decorations on Ukrainian Christmas trees. A spider web found on Christmas morning is believed to bring good luck.

Christmas trees are edible. Many parts of pines, spruces, and firs can be eaten. The needles are a good source of vitamin C. Pine nuts, or pine cones, are also a good source of nutrition.

During World War II it was necessary for Americans to mail Christmas gifts early for the troops in Europe to receive them in time. Merchants joined in the effort to remind the public to shop and mail early and the protracted shopping season was born.

Electric Christmas tree lights were first used in 1895. The idea for using electric Christmas lights came from an American, Ralph E. Morris. The new lights proved safer than the traditional candles.

There are two Christmas Islands.
The Christmas Island in the Pacific Ocean was formerly called Kiritimati. Christmas Island in the Indian Ocean is 52 square miles.

It is estimated that 400,000 people become sick each year from eating tainted Christmas leftovers.

Santa's Reindeers are Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Donner and Blitzen.

The "Twelve Days of Christmas" was originally written to help Catholic children, in England, remember different articles of faith during the persecution by Protestant Monarchs. The "true love" represented God, and the gifts all different ideas:
The "Partridge in a pear tree" was Christ.
2 Turtle Doves = The Old and New Testaments
3 French Hens = Faith, Hope and Charity-- the Theological Virtues
4 Calling Birds = the Four Gospels and/or the Four Evangelists
5 Golden Rings = The first Five Books of the Old Testament, the "Pentateuch", which relays the history of man's fall from grace.
6 Geese A-laying = the six days of Creation
7 Swans A-swimming = the seven gifts of the Holy Spirit, the seven sacraments
8 Maids A-milking = the eight beatitudes
9 Ladies Dancing = the nine Fruits of the Holy Spirit
10 Lords A-leaping = the ten commandments
11 Pipers Piping = the eleven faithful apostles
12 Drummers Drumming = the twelve points of doctrine in the Apostle's Creed


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The worst Christmas presents ever

I looked at loads of web sites with lists of the worst xmas presents and most the time they are things like horrible Christmas jumpers and socks etc, usually more rubbish than really bad. Here is the best or the worst Christmas presents

they are in no order and there are some classics


http://www.bbc.co.uk/northyorkshire/competitions/2004/12/15/rapidough/pressies.shtml

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/talking_point/1710897.stm

yahoo answers the question
http://malaysia.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20071125055258AAhw32G

http://forums.commercialsihate.com/forum_posts.asp?TID=9539&PID=120117



Someone donated $1000 in my name to Childrens Hospital. Damn if that didn't make me angry. Totally thoughtless and selfish. I got them back next year by donating a muskrat in their name to a village in Appalachia.

My "ex" bought me a Star. Yes, you can "buy" a star up in outter space and you recieve a map with "your" star plotted on it.
"Gee, thanks. Now if I only had a telescope to view it with."

The first Christmas my husband and I had together (that we were married) he gave me a car air freshener, the kind that hangs on the rear view mirror.

I got a car air freshener a while back as a gift, too! But, instead of jasmine or rose or some such scent, it was "Sizzlin' Bacon". Smelled great! I just took it down, as it no longer smells.

I once donated a goat to an African village in my sis-in-law's name. That was her Christmas present in 2005.

My grandmother gave me a headband with a peace sign glued to it. In 2004. I don't know what era she thought we were living in, but she probably had it since 1969, unearthed it, and slapped it in a box.

My Grandmother crochet, for me, the most hideous poncho ever to be witnessed in this world, it was HUGE, purple, long and had pom poms dangling from it!!! I was wearing a back brace at the time which added to the effect. My Mom made me wear it to church and I thought I would DIE of embarrassment!!!

Instead of ploughing through the shopping malls and department stores, I decided to make several copies of a photograph that I had taken of a particular dilapidated farmhouse in California and frame them as gifts to family members. The remarks that I received indicates that this was perhaps one of the best gifts that I have given. I find that the best sort of gift is that which contains a bit of one's self within it. It's something that can't and will not be exchanged on Boxing Day (or the day after Christmas here in the colonies).

I awoke on Christmas morning this year to find both of my upper brows sadly defunct of any hair! I'd bought my wife, Sharston, a spanking fancy 'Ladies-Shave'. My little boy Adrian and only gone and found this and proceeded to crop all evidence of any eyebrows I wished to have had on Christmas day! Suffice to say Christmas dinner was a slightly subdued affair!

Who on earth would give a genuine leather coat to a vegan? A stranger, maybe! But mine came from an old, old friend who thought she was buying me a really elegant present. Next year, she got sick and herself became a vegetarian
I was given a handsome but visibly used hair comb by a well-meaning but slightly dotty aunt.

My worst present this year and possibly ever was from my wife - a small bag of polished stones, the type that go in dry arrangements Lovely, just what I always wanted !

A 3 pack of brown Yfronts - I wouldn't have minded but I'm female.

My mother in law bought me a farting gnome for some obscure reason a few years back. I didn't have the heart to say anything so he was thrown away a few weeks later.

A bag of grapes, just the one, with a Buy-One-Get-One-Free sticker on it!!

A lighter ... with a flame that makes a blow torch look like a candle. The flame gushes from an opening beak in a birds head as the eyes flash red and the words "I love you" are squeaked at a volume easily audible over a road drill.

Painted Bones. My Mother in Law went to the butcher and got some left over bones which she painted brown and gave to me for Xmas as knucklebones. They smelt really bad. I am a 30 year old female and what she thought I was going to do with some stinky painted bones is a mystery.

I have had all the usual dodgy gifts over the years from odd smelling aftershaves and novelty socks but the worst EVER had to be from my grandmother a few years back. She bought me a boot bag to keep my football/rugby boots in. Not a bad gift at first but then I have been in a wheelchair for the last 12 years and disabled practically all my life! I said thanks of course but laughed my head off and have never told her to save her feelings.

FLAMING MAD! a yucky faded pink and brown candle, when lit the flame shot four foot in the air.... my whippet and greyhound ran for their lives and i fetched the water.. i found out that my mums neighbour who gave the the damn thing had kept it in her attic for years and years.

When I was 14 (many years ago) my aunt & uncle bought me a lone ranger mask & a matching snake belt, it was the worst present I had ever received. Today's youngsters will not appreciate how bad this present was.

My grandmother once bought me a toilet bell, if someone tried the door you had to ring once for a number 1 (wee) and twice for a number 2!!!

Black Balaclava. I asked my husband to surprise me with some nice clothes,I was really excited.i could not believe he bought me a black balaclava with the eye holes cut out, he said it was to keep my ears warm. He is now my ex!!!!!

A Cliff Richard album from my now ex-husband. I hate Cliff Richard, but ex-husband's PREVIOUS wife was a big Cliff fan...

a microwave browning dish !

I'd asked for a watch and my husband bought 5 litres of engine oil and gave me the free plastic one that came with...I didn't speak to him all Christmas.

A bag of pegs from my husband - brightly coloured plastic ones not even the wooden type.

Princess Tina Ballet Book and I never did ballet!!!

Not MY worse present (thank goodness), but years ago I used to wrap presents for my Nan - and one year she gave my cousin a 'Guiness Book Of World Records' (which was 12 years out of date) and a ''Join The Dots'' puzzle book, with half of the book completed!

I received a rape alarm from my grandmother with the words "I hope you get some use out of it". A cheery Christmas gift if ever there was one!


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Tuesday, December 18, 2007

Brilliant Japan Binocular Football

When you first watch this you wonder if they have done something to the contestants like spin them about loads but its funny watching them all run about trying to kick the football and doing high




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Brilliant game advent calendar

This is great, it is an advent calendar and under every door is a new game for you to play. You can only play the games where the days have gone

Click on the link or copy it in your address bar to view the advent
calendar: http://dickinsondees.adventcalendaronline.com

It is a bit addictive so be careful!



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Monday, December 17, 2007

fun whilst shopping at Tesco's

Someone sent me an email last week entitled fun whilst Christmas shopping at Tesco’s and it was all about the antics of this bloke, who went so far that Tesco’s banned him from the store and here is the letter they sent to the persons wife. It can also be found on this internet page

Fun while shopping at Tesco
Proof of what can happen if a wife or girlfriend drags her husband or boyfriend along shopping and he hates going. This letter was recently sent by Tesco's Head Office to a customer in Oxford:
Dear Mrs. Murray
While we thank you for your valued custom and use of the Tesco Loyalty Card the Manager of our store in Banbury is considering banning you and your family from shopping with us, unless your husband stops his antics. Below is a list of offences over the past few months all verified by our surveillance cameras:
1. June 15:
Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's trolleys when the customers weren't looking
2. July 2:
Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. July 7:
Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to feminine products aisle
4. July 19:
Walked up to an employee and told her in an official tone, "Code 3" in housewares... and watched what happened.
5. August 14:
Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area
6. September 15:
Set up a tent in the outdoor clothing department and told shoppers he'd invite them in if they would bring sausages and a Calor gas stove.
7. September 23:
When the Deputy Manager asked if she could help him, he began to cry and asked, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
8. October 4:
Looked right into the security camera; used it as a mirror, picked his nose and ate it.
9. November 10:
While appearing to be choosing kitchen knives in the Housewares aisle Asked an assistant if he knew where the antidepressants were.
10. December 3:
Darted around the store suspiciously, loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
11. December 6:
In the kitchenware aisle, practised the "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
12. December 18:
Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed, yelled "PICK ME! PICK ME!"
13. December 21:
When an announcement came over the loud speaker, assumed the foetal position and screamed "NO! NO! It's those voices again."
And last, but not least:
14. December 23:
Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited a while; then yelled, very loudly,
" Help, there's no toilet paper in here"


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The snowman Irn bru advert

someone was telling me about this down the pub the other day, so I thought I should find it and put it on the blog, so thats what I did

Irn Bru Snowman Advert



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Friday, December 14, 2007

Funny Video - Getting crap for Christmas

Getting crap for christmas



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Hosks Half Hour - Episode 10 - The Leeroy Jenkins episode

Here is a new episode for you Friday enjoyment

http://hoskshalfhour.blogspot.com/2007/12/hosks-half-hour-episode-10-leeroy.html

it contains

This is all about the Internet legend that is Leeroy Jenkins, we have me talking about the clip, we then show the clip and have a minute of just saying LERRRROYYYYY JENKINS and to finish off all this Leeroy Jenkinsing we have a remix song of it.

The second half of the podcast see a few characters appearing we have the Dom McCready - business man is selling computer licences, Fat kid gets a computer, Derik Trillby - Northern Man surfs the net. Kerching. The Tree – glad that computers came along.

Stand up – cyber s3x is the worst s3x.

Stand up – I don’t like the wii

Hosk Tells – What are Earworms

News nuggets – Cheryl tweedy learns French, The queen is 60, Japanese scientists develop a robot to serve breakfast.

Retro game – Rail Road tycoon

Sun letters – Toy boy hunk treats me like a tart

Search entries to get onto the blog and talking about Noel Edmonds laughing at a picture of a disabled boy

Finish up with the episode mash up and pub talk

Funny picture - love is .. supporting each other in old age




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Wednesday, December 12, 2007

funny picture of santa drunk

This is what I reckon Santa looks like the rest of the year

Funny Pictures
Funny Pictures



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Hot chicks bending over cars

Well all I can say to these pictures is - HONK HONK







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Tuesday, December 11, 2007

Hosks Half Hour - Episode 9 - who would have thought griefing could be so much fun

Here is what’s going down in this episode

This episode must have some kind of record of the number of times you can say penis in 5 minutes. I also really like the idea of whacking Simon Cowell with a huge inflatable penis, in fact there are a lot of people who could do with a good whacking with inflatable cocks.

This episode is all about griefing and man sized penises. I talk about the how to draw the perfect penis graffiti. The character of business man is back. Slang buster explains what left handed websites are. We have some amusement about Leroy Jenkins and a remix from the youtube. Pub talk and f*ck ups.

http://hoskshalfhour.blogspot.com/2007/12/hosks-half-hour-episode-9-who-would.html


funny picture - How to insult people using snow

You have to admire the effort gone in to even add the figure nail, top work sir.




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Friday, December 07, 2007

Rude Rainbow Video

Rainbow rude episode

I read about the history of this episode. The reason it was filmed was every year the BBC and ITV would have a christmas party and many of the TV programs would make a video of bloopers or funny sketch and then they would show it at the christmas party. This was on a video and then got out free onto the internet.



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Christmas present idea- chicken leg purse!

look at these little beauties, I'm not sure why you would want a hotdog, chiken leg or burger purse but they certainly have got a bit of fun/shock factor about them.

they are from Hannah Havana, check out the website

although they cost 28 quid each, actually I don't know if that's expensive for a purse or not.





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Thursday, December 06, 2007

Hot pictures of Paris Hilton







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