Amusing IT Stories

Here is some amusing stand up comedy about girls aloud and embalming!!!
here is a link to the file
http://ia360638.us.archive.org/0/items/StandUp-GirlsAloudAndEmbalming/GirlsAloudAndPreservingDeadGrandParents.mp3


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I saw this sketch the other day on the 50 best comedy sketches and then I saw a copied version of it on the Kevin Bishop show. I thought I would put it on the blog.

first here is the wiki page on Morecambe and Wise if you fancy a look

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Morecambe_and_Wise
The Breakfast sketch



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My mate sent me this picture today saying

"Fully recyclable Christmas tree"

What a tree, its a real beauty. It's some tree that can eclipse some of the presents you get.



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Someone at work was talking about Bob Newhart and telling us about this stand up comedy piece about tobacco. So I found them on youtube and laughed like a drain.








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Are you getting enough?

This was the provocative title of a BBC news story today that suckered me in to read it and I found out it wasn’t referring to sex but to sleep, which probably effects people more than sex.

its actually quite an interesting article and it has ways to cope with either not being able to get to sleep or coping without much sleep. Personally I read before I go to sleep this makes me feel tired and then when I can’t read any more off to slumber land I go. I have summarized the article for you people in a rush. You can read the whole article here

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/magazine/7114661.stm

Get tense – tense all the muscles in your body this will help you relax and go to sleep

Play old cd’s – play cd’s you know well, that way you brain doesn’t have to think about what the lyrics are and can focus on relaxing

Saying The – if you can’t get to sleep, repeat the word The The The. This will block out all other thoughts and worries which might be keeping you away.

Power nap – have a 20 minute power nap, which is popular in Japan

The power nap is a controversial subject, some people think it invigorates you, whilst others think it makes you more tired. I find that just closing your eyes can have a benefit.

I bet most people catch up on sleep during the weekend. The article doesn’t mention that but I think I have read somewhere that you can catch up on missed sleep on the weekend


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This audio really makes me laugh.

I’m going to send this to Spielberg and offer him first rights on this baby. In fact Drew Barrymore could come back as the barmaid, get the old team back together it would be awesome.

http://ia351403.us.archive.org/3/items/Et2-EtStrikesBack/IdeaForFilm-Et2.mp3



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I see that Billie Piper is going back to Doctor who. This is probably a good move for her because she was certainly very good in the doctor who series. Also she has made a bid for freedom, got a bit sexy in her role (see pictures here) of the call girl and did a few other things. Anyway it was a good excuse to have another look at another picture of the sexy Billie Piper. Here are the details on the BBC site
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/7114699.stm

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I found it quite funny saying it could “DESTROY” Shearer. It’s good advice though, Shearer would be complete cack. I was thinking about why England are so cack. I thinks its because of the players, not the quality of the players but their attitudes and ego’s. All being precious about being dropped, played out of position. Also the players themselves, thinking they can tell the boss what to do, believing they are better than they are. All the other home nations players are just happy to be playing and do what ever is needed for the team. I think this is one of the reasons England look so bad, you basically have half the team just playing for themselves rather than fit in a system. It must make it very difficult for an England coach.

Anyway here is the article
http://www.football365.com/story/0,17033,8652_2924106,00.html
ADAMS` WARNING FOR SHEARER

Tony Adams fears taking on the job of England coach could "destroy" Alan Shearer.
Former England striker Shearer is among the favourites to replace Steve McClaren following the national team's failure to qualify for Euro 2008.
Shearer has admitted an interest in going into management, having been working primarily as a television pundit since retiring from playing 18 months ago.
He expressed his shock last week at being linked with the England job and shied away from revealing any interest in succeeding McClaren.
And his old international team-mate Adams believes it could be a damaging move by Shearer to accept the role as his first in coaching.
"I like Alan a lot, but I would hate to stick him in there because it could destroy him," said Adams in the Daily Telegraph.
"I loved playing against him and he comes across very well on TV, but I wouldn't like to throw him in among the pack of wolves awaiting him if he takes the national job.
"UEFA licences are there for a reason and if Alan gets them, fair play to him, but Marco van Basten had his before he took the Holland job.

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Merry Christmas indeed. I would have a happy Christmas if I found that in my stocking


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Check out this sexy Santa.

Santa would cum more than once a year if he was married to her


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This is a football related Hosk’s Half Hour. It talks about the England match and then goes down an odd tangent explaining why the penis is a symbol of hope. A news nugget about a Liverpool player being robbed, more discussion of the match and what happened after. We have some news from the sun and mash up, fuck ups and pub talk all crammed into 30 minutes

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It's not actually made up but a cultural myth.

I shall pass over to wikipedia to help me with the explanation

"Vagina dentata is Latin for toothed vagina. The tale is frequently told as a cautionary tale warning of the dangers of sex with strange women."

Brilliant, I used to laugh with my mates saying careful that woman has a sabre toothed gibbon, little did I know it was a real myth. I feel robbed, could have started it.

Wikipedia also has an interesting bit on the cultural basis of it

Cultural basis

The vagina dentata appears in the myths of several cultures, most notably in several North American Indian tribes. Erich Neumann relays one such myth in which “A meat-eating fish inhabits the vagina of the Terrible Mother; the hero is the man who overcomes the Terrible Mother, breaks the teeth out of her vagina, and so makes her into a woman.”[1]

The myth expresses the threat sexual intercourse poses for men who, although entering triumphantly, always leave diminished.[2]

The vagina dentata has proven a captivating image for many artists and writers, particularly among surrealist or psychoanalytic works. Although the myth is associated with the fear of castration, it is often falsely attributed to Sigmund Freud. Freud never mentions the term in any of his psychoanalytic work and it runs counter to his own ideas about castration. For Freud, the vagina signifies the fear of castration because the young (male) child assumes that women once had a penis that is now absent.[3] The vagina, then, is the result of castration, not the cause of it.

finish with this, the next best thing I think

Anti-rape female condom

In 2005, inventor Sonette Ehlers introduced The Rapex, an anti-rape female condom which can be inserted into the vaginal canal like a diaphragm. The product is lined with microscopic barbs which attach to a rapist's penis and which must be surgically removed. In an article about the Rapex, Ehlers stated that she was inspired to invent the device after meeting a victim who told her, "If only I had teeth down there."[4]

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This cracked me up about a women who has teeth in her furry front bottom

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this is the blurb from the website

"High school student Dawn works hard at suppressing her budding sexuality by being the local chastity group’s most active participant… A stranger to her own body, innocent Dawn discovers she has a toothed vagina when she becomes the object of violence."

I have to say it sounds like a cracking film, here is a trailor



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This is crazy and a little bit scary but is funny



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It's interesting that after hounding Sven out and saying how rubbish he was, people seem to be coming round to the idea that perhaps Sven wasn't actually that bad after all.

It is ridiculous to think Sven wasn't a good manager, he has done the double in three different countries and won loads of trophies. McClaren won only one trophy and wasn't really considered a very good premier league manager.

here is the article from Football365 where Coppell muses that Sven would make an ideal England manager, its just a pity that he won't take the job now.

I personally think that Cappello would be a good manager for England, he is a confident manager with lots of experience and has a definite plan on how he wants his team to play. I think England players need to be told how to play because if you let them decide they all think they are better than they are and will just waunder about trying to do it all themselves. The most important factor in hiring the new England manager is he has to be able to handle the media. If Mourinho is available I definitely hire him but I don't think he will want to manage at international level yet.

I imagine all the fuss about hiring an English manager will have died down now as well. People now just want the best manager

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I saw this picture today and it made me chuckle


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A brilliant article where Fat tongue chef Jamie Oliver forgets Angelina Jolie's daughters name which is Shiloh Pitt and accidently calls her

Piloh Sh*t

here is the full article with the title An Oliver Branch



FAT-tongued Jamie Oliver has incurred the wrath of Angelina Jolie by accidentally calling her daughter Piloh Sh*t instead of Shiloh Pitt.

The celeb chef phoned up the Womb Raider to tell her how pukka her new film Beowulf is.

And he politely asked after her daughter but was unable to get his chops around the name and made an unfortunate Spoonerism instead.

The mortified chef has sent the actress a dessert made with her fave food, Cheerios cereal, as a tasty apology.

An insider said: “It was just a slip of the tongue. But it did sound like he was dissing her first-born.”

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We blame the parents.

I reported that Danan swore but people were curious as to what he actually said. I finally found it on the Holy Moly website with this article

PAUL

This it what Paul Danan actually said

"Make some motherfucking noise, Preston!"

brilliant, he then promptly got sacked, to which he probably did some more swearing

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From the bbc article
I remember him being on celebrity love island and being a right sex pest, good to see he is keeping up the good work.

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To find out what he said go here

The actor had the main role of the Jack in the pantomime

A former soap actor has been sacked from a pantomime after swearing at a 3,000-strong crowd at the switch-on of the Christmas lights.

Paul Danan has apologised after he swore several times down the microphone at the audience in Preston city centre.

Danan, who also appeared in ITV's Celebrity Love Island, was fined by police and sacked from Jack and the Beanstalk at the Charter Theatre.

Council leader Ken Hudson said his outburst was "a disgrace".

The crowd at the Flag Market included hundreds of children, the city council said.

We're now looking for a new actor... someone who will wow the audience, but treat them with respect Ken Hudson Preston City Council leader

The actor was spoken to by police and given an £80 on-the-spot fine for disorder after the outburst.

Danan's spokeswoman said that he apologised for "his use of highly inappropriate language" and said he "deeply regretted his behaviour".

She added: "In his attempt to enthuse the crowd present, the words were blurted out without consideration. His intention was certainly not to cause any offence or upset to anyone."

Danan was with other members of the show's cast at Wednesday night's event.

They are all due to start rehearsals on Monday for the panto, which runs between 8 December and 6 January.

Councillor Hudson said: "His outburst was a disgrace and an insult to the people of Preston.

"Pantomime is all about family fun and entertainment and we want families to come to the pantomime and have a great time.

"We're now looking for a new actor to play Jack in Jack and the Beanstalk - someone who will wow the audience, but treat them with respect."

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stand up - babies


have a british kid

Nick Swardson on having a pet cheetah


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Nick Swardson stand up

Secret Standup - Nick Swardson

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This should cheer people up in England after losing the football







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Finally the bumbling fool has been sacked, its a pity its one game to late

http://www.football365.com/story/0,17033,8652_2896131,00.html

This is a good article looking at the decisions he made

http://www.football365.com/story/0,17033,8742_2896247,00.html


and another article is as long as McClaren goes

I can't believe we haven't qualified, the 2008 tournament is going to be well boring now

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some of the pictures were taken from the article on the daily mail

The sex tips I gave Billie, by the real-life call girl who inspired her TV role


Which is an interesting article about the real call girl that Billie Piper portrayed. She talks quite openly about what she got up to and seems to have a fairly down to earth outlook on life, which wasn't what I expected from a call girl.

anyway on with the pictures





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I got emailed this today and as I come from the land of Brum I found it quite amusing

here is the link to the translator

http://www.whoohoo.co.uk/brummie-translator.asp

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I was telling the people in the office about this clip because I remember it being sent round ages ago.

What I really like about the video is firstly the fact Noel is laughing so much and then the quick back tracking Edmond's does when she says he is disabled

"lovely smile" Noel says slightly nervously



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before wedgie


during wedgie


After wedgie


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This is an old picture but I have never seen it and anyway its always good to view a wedgie.


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from this ananova article
looking these pictures you can see why

Blonde women really do make men lose their heads, according to scientists.

Tests showed that men performed worse after they were shown pictures of fair-haired women, reports the Daily Telegraph.

Researchers concluded that rather than simply being distracted, the men were subconsciously copying the stereotype of the "blonde bimbo".

Academics at the University of Paris X-Nanterre examined men's ability to complete general knowledge tests after exposure to women with different hair colours.

Throughout both trials, those participants exposed to blondes recorded the lowest scores.

"This proves that people confronted with stereotypes generally behave in line with them," said Thierry Meyer, joint author of the study and professor of social psychology at the university.

"In this case blondes have the potential to make people act in a dumber way, because they mimic the unconscious stereotype of the dumb blonde."

of course blonde's realise this as well look


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my mate sent me this link to an actor called Slim Pickens, a name which you have to think is too good to be true. It was but it was an interesting story.

his real name was Louis Burton Lindley Jr but this is how he got the name

Well, there was this big, lanky, fourteen-year-old California ranch kid, and he went into the rodeo manager's office and said, "Mister, I want to sign up for the calf-roping but my paw says I ain't allowed to. So I can't use my right name." And the manager said, "Son, no matter what name you use, it'll be slim pickin's out there today." So the boy said, "That's as good a name as any, I reckon-put me down as Slim Pickin's." The manager spelled it "Pickens," and the boy won $400 that afternoon. (As told to Ed Zern)

Mini Biography

Slim Pickens spent the early part of his career as a real cowboy and the latter part playing cowboys, and he is best remembered for a single "cowboy" image: that of bomber pilot Major "King" Kong waving his cowboy hat rodeo-style as he rides a nuclear bomb onto its target in the great black comedy Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb (1964).. He spent the next two decades touring the country on the rodeo circuit, becoming a highly-paid and well-respected rodeo clown, a job that entailed enormous danger. At the age of 31 he was given a role in a western, Rocky Mountain (1950), and quickly found a niche in both comic and villainous roles in that genre. With his hoarse voice and pronounced western twang, he was not always easy to cast outside the genre, but when he was, as in "Dr. Strangelove", the results were often memorable. He died in 1983 after a long and courageous battle against a brain tumor. His brother has acted under the name Easy
Pickens.

Personal Quotes

(From his character Taggart in Blazing Saddles (1974)): "What in the wide, wide world of sports is going on here?!"

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Hosks Half Hour coming at you with a new episode

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This episode we have some news observation humour about man hiding bodies in guardian, Rooney being a toff!

Stand up comedy on Girls aloud, taxidermist + humans = hoskidermy.

Film Idea, ET 2 – ET Strikes back. ET comes back to Earth and this time he’s angry.

The news, a summary of the news happening this week.

The Tree is back with a sketch and we have two Dad jokes and we have the rudest dad joke ever (unless someone wants a send in a ruder version)

more stand up comedy and lots of other stuff

There is also a special mention to some of the background music which is supplied by Herbo

As we had a recent blast of snow which lasted one whole day. People managed to send in a picture of a snowman to the bbc


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I thought normal bikini's were small but then I saw the micro bikini


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Even better, for all those girls out there with Muffin tops, this is how you hide it away

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I just found this video on what a muffin top is

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Muffin-top (or muffin-top girl) is a generally pejorative, slang term used for a person, usually female, whose flabby midsection spills over the waistline of his or her pants in a manner that resembles the top of a muffin spilling over its paper casing. This generally occurs when an individual wears low-rise, hip-hugger pants, or midriff-baring tops that are ill-fitting and too small.

In an attempt to avoid this, manufacturers have re-introduced mid-rise jeans, which come up higher on the waist and eliminate the "muffin-top". Mid-rise jeans have proven popular across North America, and manufacturers have also introduced new styles of high-rise jeans.^[1] However, the muffin-top is not exclusive to low-rise jeans. Any jeans that are too tight at the waist can cause a muffin-top. In addition, low-rise jeans of the right size usually will not create a muffin-top, but they may slip down.

Muffin-top originated as Australian slang in mid-2003,^[2] but has since become popular in other English-speaking spilling over its paper casing. This generally occurs when an individual wears low-rise, hip-hugger pants, or midriff-baring tops that are ill-fitting and too small.

In an attempt to avoid this, manufacturers have re-introduced mid-rise jeans, which come up higher on the waist and eliminate the "muffin-top". Mid-rise jeans have proven popular across North America, and manufacturers have also introduced new styles of high-rise jeans.^[1] However, the muffin-top is not exclusive to low-rise jeans. Any jeans that are too tight at the waist can cause a muffin-top. In addition, low-rise jeans of the right size usually will not create a muffin-top, but they may slip down.

countries. It may have been first popularized by the Australian television show Kath & Kim. Australia's Macquarie Dictionary named "muffin-top" the word of the year in 2006;^[3] the American Dialect Society named it one of the "most creative" new terms that same year.^[4] Muffin-top was earlier used in a different sense (the best part of the muffin) on an episode of the American television show Seinfeld.

The character of Jenna Maroney from the sitcom 30 Rock has a hit dance song called "Muffin-top".

An additional derivation is "Split Top Muffin" to describe seeing the "muffin-top" from behind with the jeans so low as to expose the top of the gluteal ridge.

Another article on muffin tops
http://www.nytimes.com/2005/08/28/magazine/28ONLANGUAGE.html

urban dictionary
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=muffin+top

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In this article from the sun

it is also mentioned here




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some general new stories from the weekends papers

Terry Wogan waived fee for Children in Need

TV ads 'making alcohol attractive to young people'.

THE SUN

Jeremy Clarkson and Fern Britton voted Britain's ideal celebrity parents.

DAILY STAR

I'm a Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here! stars are blackmailing bosses to give them secret treats.

Woman, 102, strips for calendar
A woman of 102 has stripped off for a charity nude calendar to support her village football club.

Pensioner faces jail over pink house
An Italian pensioner is facing five years in jail - for painting his house pink.

UK's oldest newly-weds
A 93-year-old man and his 85-year-old girlfriend are set to become Britain's oldest newly-weds after a whirlwind romance.


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In recent years Reeves and Mortimer have mainly done shows which are rubbish but there was a time when they were god damn awesome, check these bad boys out, in their prime

Comedy - Reeves & Mortimer - Baby Booze, Antiques Roadshow

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=V__ZvgPdSPU

stars in your eyes
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4xcXuZvvfRE

vics jacket
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=RO_JG1RyQgM

otis and marv
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=Oi60CCM9jZU
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I thought this video was good, especially considering all the price wars supermarkets are always having

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This video is bloody brilliant and made me laugh all the way through friday afternoon, I can appreciate it would be quite a blow

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=Cei23EBYebM&feature=related

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=kYvZnTFpip0&feature=related


Hitler gets unbanned
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=Cei23EBYebM&feature=related

funny hitler rap
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=yu2NqfISm9k&feature=related

hitler is back
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=rh0sbpJJ4pM&feature=related


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don't dress up as a girl polar bear if you are holidaying in the north pole this year

http://www.influks.com/post1172.html

boy versus snake - what is going on here?

http://www.influks.com/post1172.html


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I saw this and thought this sums up why some people don't like spiders


Imagine seeing all these spiders coming at you!

and just hope you never see this one, brown recluse, so hopefully you wont

come on they aren't that bad, give them a stroke


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but first look at some funny pictures of Cats












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I love a good Dad joke and today I found a page
listing some classic Dad jokes and they are listed below for your pleasure. If you like Dad Jokes you should listen to Hosks Half Hour where you get a Dad joke every episode.

In talking about Dad Jokes, Richard mentioned some of his favourites:

"That's the dead centre of town" (when driving past a cemetery)

"People are dying to get in there" (see above)

"It's a book" (when given what is clearly a bottle of wine for Christmas)

"Eh" (when asked if you are having trouble hearing)

"It's the only way I can get a decent conversation around here" (when accused if you're talking to yourself)

"Well, here's my dinner - but what are the rest of you going to eat" (upon the large piece of roast beef being placed in the centre of the table)

Here are some other particularly lame Dad Jokes, as proudly recounted by 702 ABC Sydney Drive Listeners:

* Whenever I come home from work and sit at an empty plate, I flip my tie onto it and say "I don't know about you, but I'm having Thai tonight." (Rob)

* Driving my nephew home, I know the spot where there's a road sign saying "Dip", so just before we get there I ask him "have you got your Jatz ready? Look at the dip ahead."

* A friend's father would playfully boot my mate up the backside, and when the lad would turn around with a look of indignation, the father would say "nice to see I can still make an impression." (Jason)

* When my dad would see a "watch for pedestrians" sign, he'd suggest we get out and walk so that we'd get a free watch. (Kate)

* When I asked Dad "what's on the TV", he'd always say "a pot plant and a DVD player." (James in Leichhardt)

* At the New Years Eve party, it's 5 mins past midnight (ie Jan 1) and Dad says "I haven't had a drink all year." (Mark in Newtown)

* When you'd ask Dad if he'd like a pear, he'd always say: "No thanks, just one will do." (Antony)

* When someone coughs, "It's not the cough that carries you off, it's the coffin they carry you off in."

* "Dad - I'm Hungry"; "Hi Hungry - I'm Dad."

* If we asked dad to put on our shoes, he'd respond by saying: "But they won't fit me." (email from John)

* When someone named Isabelle is introduced to dad, he'll reply: "Isabelle necessary on a bike?" (email from Steve)

* Of course there are the repetitive puns such as at a BBQ - when someone says: "There's a bit of a snag with the BBQ", followed by "Don't worry - there's not much at steak". Then - "This meat's not much chop". At which point someone inevitably tells you to stop mincing your words. (email from David)

* Dad's response to an emission of something malodorous in the room: "If that's not foul, then I'm no judge of poultry". (email from Michael)

And, finally, a third cemetery gag:

* When driving past the cemetery my dad would always say: Did you know people who live in this town can't be buried there," and when someone would ask "why?", he'd say: "because you have to be DEAD". (Jem)


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I saw this article about *cough* ladies getting drunk and then posting pictures onto facebook at it made me laugh. I like the way they use pictures of good looking girls to highlight the problem. outrage indeed.
















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There are two funny mp3s about Halloween from the excellent Hosks Half Hour

check them out they are very funny

Hosks Half Hour - Halloween special

http://hoskshalfhour.blogspot.com/2007/11/hosks-half-hour-halloween-special.html

it is frighteningly good. It features lots of stand up, observation comedy, funny horror clips, funny halloween jokes and halloween songs including a slightly changed and badly done we are in the army now!!


Hosks Half Hour - Halloweens Revenge

http://hoskshalfhour.blogspot.com/2007/11/hosks-half-hour-halloweens-revenge.html


a very early Halloween podcast rather than a very late one. It includes Halloween standup, an interview with Count Dracula, a couple of Halloween songs. It has some bad horror wav sounds. A look at how Alien was pitched and the top ten horror films from imdb.