Friday, February 23, 2007

Amusing IT Stories - 17th Edition - This one is for all the Mr Eggs out there

Afternoon everyone and welcome to the Friday blog. It's a pretty full blog today with lots of lovely links for your viewing pleasure. Here is a picture of Mr Egg, it is my tribute to the popular Mr Egg fast food emporium in Birmingham


instead they found this blog and this is what they typed in to get here

There are some crackers this week, anyone typing obese minge into a search engine should be careful because you will get what you wish for. This blog is the first site when you search for Paul Daniels and Whizbit and Who invented BOD. It amuses me that someone typed in Vulcan spanking stories

  • alien breasts grow chocolate milk story crash found
  • "monkey spanker" usa vibrator
  • obese minge
  • "automatic pilot blow up doll"
  • who invented BOD
  • Facts for Northern mockingbirds
  • mutant ninja turtle, partners in crime song wav
  • paul daniels whizbit
  • scopian in the wild
  • corny management sayings
  • ron mccroby
  • vulcan spanking stories
  • deaL or no deal ADRIAN noel edmunds
  • lovejoy+episode+topless
  • girls hanging wedgie
  • buld your own fly rod
  • +life +sets +graphs +sketches +humour +doodles
  • "covenant eyes" slowing vista


women settle for mediocre sex

games that burn calories

don't worry kids will soon wise up and stop playing them

look out you can lose weight by playing with wii

They say some people look like their pets, well I have a new one, some people look like their crimes

Porn causes trouble for two men

I like the fact he just grabbed his 39 inch sword!! Also where the hell is this place ownwnwowow

cop killer? no... clown killer!!!

clown grot


starting off a letter with My Beloved is not a good way about trying to trick me into giving my bank account details to him.

On 2/22/07, daniel vincent wrote:

My Beloved,


I am sorry to intrude into your private and peaceful life, all the same My
name is Mr.Daniel Vincent, I work as an accountant in a bank; I contacted
you to work together with me in claiming my late client's estate.
Unfortunately he died without a registered next of kin and as such the funds
now have an open beneficiary status.

You could be made the beneficiary since you share the same last name with
him. This has officially transferred the right to you, as no other person
knows anything about this fund with our bank.

If you are interested in working with me, please get back to me as quickly
as possible, so that I give you the details of what we are to do.

I wait for your prompt response so that I can give you more briefing of what
you need to and how to do it.

Thanks for your co-operation.


Daniel Vincent.

Find a local pizza place, movie theater, and more….then map the best route!


this is one of those nicknames that people use but not to the actual person (unless you become drunk and start calling them it)

Horatio Hornblower


Are you fed up with the Government wasting money on pointless laws and studies. Well why don't they waste their time doing something with entertainment value, like petitioning the PM to stand on his head and juggle ice cream

I like the fact it has 3907 signatures

Someone sent me in a joke and it's actually pretty funny. I don't really know how to reference the joke so I won't

A teacher asks her class to use the word 'contagious'.

Roland the class swot gets up and says, "Last year I got the measles and
my Mum said it was contagious."

"Well done, Roland" says the teacher. "Can anyone else try?"

Katie, a sweet little girl with pigtails,says, "My grandma says there's a
bug going round, and it's Contagious."

"Well done, Katie" says the teacher. "Anyone else?"

Little Irish Shaun jumps up and says in a broad Irish voice, "Our Next
door neighbour is painting his house with a two-inch brush and My Da says
'It will take the contagious'"


My Mother told me this, I will just give you the punch line

"no I said I have got acute Agina"

here is a "Dad" joke

mmm pancakes, i love pancakes, although i'm crepe at making them...


"He turns all of his injuries into strengths. That which does not kill him makes him stronger." -- Friedrich Nietzsche (1844-1900)

A philosopher named George Santayana once said, "Those who cannot learn from history are doomed to repeat it."



Ted Striker says:

ohh man

Ted Striker says:

i really do not fancy the idea of sitting int eh stinking pub

back of the neck says:

come on, big boy

back of the neck says:

we will let you sit near the window

Ted Striker says:


Ted Striker says:

man i'm shattered

Ted Striker says:

so tired man

Ted Striker says:

5 mins dude

Ted Striker says:

fuck it lets go now bro

Ted Striker says:


Ted Striker says:

textbook toilet scenario

Ted Striker says:

someone was having a big smelly shit when i went in for a piss

Ted Striker says:

whoever it was kept silent the whole time i was in there

Ted Striker says:

i took ages washing my hands deliberately

Ted Striker says:


Ted Striker says:

can u smell kebab?

WORD UP (from

doyen \DOY-en; DWAH-yan\, noun:

1. The senior member of a body or group.
2. One who is knowledgeable or uniquely skilled as a result of long experience in some field of endeavor.
3. A woman who is a doyen.

Two dozen reporters, led by Helen Thomas of United Press International, the seventy-six-year-old doyenne of the press corps, filed into the room.
-- Howard Kurtz, Spin Cycle

Christian Dior, doyen of fashion, introduced the New Look for women, with long flowing skirts and a strong emphasis on nonpractical femininity.
-- Zachary Karabell, The Last Campaign

Doyen is from French, from Late Latin decanus, "leader or chief of ten persons," from decem, "ten." Entry and Pronunciation for doyen

malodorous \mal-OH-duhr-uhs\, adjective:

Having a bad odor.

Working inside this tomb means coming to terms with rock falls, malodorous dust and faulty electrical supplies. -- John Ray, "Splendid Digs", New York Times, October 18, 1998

But people were accustomed to the odors of chamber pots and outdoor privies and to the stench of manure on city streets as well as in the country. Even the most refined could scarcely have been squeamish about malodorous garbage. -- Susan Strasser, Waste and Want

Malodorous is from Latin mal-, "bad" + odorus, from odor, "smell." Entry and Pronunciation for malodorous


The classic everyone has played 1942

here is a link to the copy of the game

Press 5 to "Insert Coin for 1 Player"
Then Press 1 to Start
Arrow Keys to move and Ctrl is fire!

here is a link to youtube stuff


Whopping widescreen Wii


well it's not exactly tap dancing but just watch Clatyon 'Peg Leg' Bates do his thing

Prisoner Cell Block H song

I don't really know what to say about this, so just go and watch it

howdy, thought I should attempt to make a contribution, not so much of an IT story, but some light office entertainment
She even curses when you tell her...
She will say anything you type.

When you move the mouse around, her eyes follow the pointer.

When you write something in the left space and then click on "Say it," she says it! You can also change persons doing the talking and the language they speak.


inspector gadget

I don't know what this is about but look at the size of her hams. How many times has a bloke heard the line "you are too fast for me"

now if you watched the link above, you probably looked like this

From the Guardian videos bit

rugby league fight

football tricks gone wrong

the worst back pass ever

boxing with the Bomber Herol Graham


other celebrity theifs

I like to see pictures of Britney shaved


New French Anti-Tank Missile

Anit Tank Missile

where is the skill in aiming that?

MLRS Lighting Strike

it sounds like an american football team


drunk liverpool player told copper he loved him,17033,8652_1928089,00.html


The lowlights of small Angry Welshman - Craig Bellamy,17033,8751_1928149,00.html

QUOTE OF THE DAY (from monday's fiver)

"I missed out on signing a Chinese striker in January. You know the guy, Win One Soon" - Paul Jewell displays the sort of wit Prince Philip would be proud of as he attempts to lighten the mood at Plucky Little Wigan.

legend - Martin Peters,17033,8750_1933962,00.html

comedy football article of the week - Ashley Young believe he achieve his dream of playing in the champions league with Aston Villa,17033,8652_1936793,00.html


A dance video with Lego Men

circle circle dot dot - Yowser, dont mess with her - Marcel Luske's awesome poker song. Those crazy dutch. This song will give you power on Friday if you sing it while going all in.

Post Pat redub as Geordie


Macrel Luske

the bad poker dude


We were talking about Robot Wars in the office and people starting mentioning the legend of Rx Garrod. I'm afraid I'm not very good no my Robot Wars history but the chaps were saying that Rex was da man. So we did some research.

Rex Garrod

An all-rounder in the robot wars arena.
Famous for robot innovations:
Famous for 'being there at the start':
Famous for writing articles for magazines:
Just been looking at the specs for the house robots.
Most were over a metre long. Sir Killalot was 1m 30 tall - that's over 4 foot!


To me for going out and watching Liverpool beat the reigning European champions and then dancing in walkabout when Sarah Cox was the DJ!

Elvis' middle name, is it Aron or Aaron? (

Are you ready for this? Either spelling is right and either spelling is wrong. But, how can that be?

Elvis was named after his father, Vernon Elvis Presley, and Mr. Presley's good friend in Tupelo, Aaron Kennedy. Aron was the spelling the Presleys chose, apparently to make it similar to the middle name of Elvis' stillborn identical twin, Jesse Garon Presley. Jesse was apparently named after Vernon's father, Jessie Presley, although the spelling was slightly different.

Toward the end of his life, Elvis sought to change the spelling of his middle name to the traditional and biblical Aaron. In the process he learned that official state records had inexplicably listed it as Aaron, and not Aron as on his original birth records. Knowing Elvis' plans for his middle name, Aaron is the spelling his father chose for Elvis' tombstone, and it's the spelling his estate has designated as the official spelling when the middle name is used today.

Similarly, there is some slight confusion regarding the spelling of Jesse Garon's name. Most reliable resources have the spelling as Jesse. However, near the graves of Elvis, his parents and his grandmother at Graceland is a marker the family placed in memory of Elvis' twin, but the spelling is Jessie for reasons we have yet to determine. Jesse Garon's actual grave site is in Tupelo, MS where it has always been, but it remains unmarked by a tombstone. Lack of money in the family's early years was likely the reason. Then, once Elvis became wealthy and famous, the grave, which is in a public cemetery, remained unmarked most likely in the interest of privacy. Because of the spelling on the marker at Graceland, we tend to use the spelling Jessie to avoid confusion.

Some Amusing stories found on the internet

The soap opera

I remember reading this ages ago and it cracked me up, I think it was the sheer frustration of the bloke and his fight agaisn't the mounting number of small soap bars

another good story

Brilliant student story - the anals of human history

The Jam reform without Weller

this was sent in with the comment

Tragic - It'd be like Chas n' Dave getting back together, without Chas, or Dave...


This weeks is very minilamistic but yet I still guessed who it was. The only clue I will give you is that it is topical

Robert "Father of the Remote Control" Adler dies

read and learn about him

Best known as the "Father of the TV Remote Control," Dr. Robert Adler is responsible for a large number of significant scientific contributions to the electronics industry, including landmark inventions in the field of consumer products and in sophisticated specialized communications equipment. He holds more than 180 patents.


Boxing greatest moments

Boxing Knock downs and knockouts

Mike Tyson before he went mad

What is the Dark Crystal all about

I was thinking about the dark crystal the other day, I remember liking it but not really remembering what actually happens in it

according to imdb

Another planet, another time. 1000 years ago the Dark Crystal was damaged by one of the Urskeks and an age of chaos began. Now the time of the great conjunction of the three suns is near. If the crystal is not healed now the control of the evil Skekses will last forever. Jen the last of the Gelfings nearly exterminated by monsters controlled by the Skekses starts his dangerous journey to find the missing shard of the crystal. Will he be able to heal the crystal and restore order on the planet?

Here is some triva from imdb

The Dark Crystal (1982)

  • At the time it was made, it was hailed as the only live action film in which a human actor makes no appearance.
  • The little hairy things that crawl across and that the Creatures eat are modified wind-up toy robots that run like crazy on two legs as a round rolling central body that houses the wind up motor. The wind-up key was removable.
  • The Special Edition DVD features several "workprint" takes showing early passes at dialogue. This early voice-over work differs from the final dialogue in several ways: the Skeksis speak in a foreign language, Frank Oz provided the voice of Aughra (sounding very similar to his voice work for Yoda in the Star Wars movies), and the Mystics were referred to by (presumably) their original name, the ur-Ru. The novelization was apparently based on this earlier version, referring to the "Trial By Stone" contest by its original name - "Hakskeekah" - and calling the Mystics the ur-Ru. In the final film, one reference to ur-Ru was not redubbed: when the Mystics enter the Skeksis Great Hall, SkekOk, the Scrollkeeper sees them and shouts "Ur-Ru!"
  • Was the highest-grossing box office release of 1983 in France and Japan.
  • The movie's conceptual artist Brian Froud and puppet designer Wendy Midener met on the set of the movie and were later married.

how they made it

castle walls

the power of the dark crystal


The Bay city rollers – Shang a lang

I have to commend them on their outfits, awesome. My sister once lent her bike to a stranger because he said he knew the bay city rollers, haha sucker.


We were rippin up
we were rockin up
roll it over and lay it down

we were shakin up
we were breakin up
we were rockin to the shang-a-lang sound of the music
HEY HEY, rockin to the music.
HEY HEY, rocking to the music
rocking every night and day.HEY HEY

well we sang shang-a-lang as we ran with the gang
doin doo wop be dooby do ay
we were all in the news
with our blue suede shoes
and our dancin the night away.

? we sang shang-a-lang
as we ran with the gang
doin doo wop be dooby do eye
with the jukebox playing and every body saying that
music like ours couldn't die
we were grooving
we were movin
pussyfootin and booting it round.
we were boppin it
we were hoppin it
we were jumping to the shang-a-lang sound of the music,....*CHORUS

shang-a-lang, shang-a-lang, shang-a-lang

CHORUS REPEAT from ? to fin.

Gary Glitter in Action

A young gary glitter singing “do you wanna touch me”. He has a very odd hair, it’s like someone has tried to build a little hair tower on top of his head. Someone has left the comment “fucking awesome!”

come on

Gary Glitter-What your mama dont see your mama dont know


Fragile rock

the fragglers look for jobs part 1

part 2

fraggle rock behind the scenes


once again thanks for reading and thanks for everyone who sent stuff in, a firm pat on the back, a hazaar and three cheers. The power of paint was Britney of course and I bet you all guessed it but how, we will never know. If you want to send stuff (except the person who typed in obese minge) then send it to

Be seeing you

Friday, February 16, 2007

Amusing IT Stories - 16th Edition - Back of the Neck

Howdy folks, my aim this week is to popularise my new phrase - Back of the neck. It is mainly related to drinking. Well another goal in my life achieved - back of the neck.

I'm watching you!


I like this section, finding out what people have typed in to get to my blog. Some of the searches are baffling, like half nude pictures of men's testicles, half nude? Red breast religious spam, is that some kind of meal and does anyone know what a slimming belt looks like

  • "People who you think are dead but aren't"
  • Whizbit with paul daniels
  • dogging stories
  • doo a da da da da aha a ha wowo wee song
  • mpg weird giant growth expansion story
  • half nude pictures of the men testicles
  • spanking stories on mp3
  • scopian with orchestra
  • Indiana Jones - Resync
  • caned in underwear
  • milk is for babies sound clip pumping iron
  • andy gamesmaster
  • red breast religon spam
  • Reid's Chicken Da Dip
  • john cort picturesof his look on baywatch
  • squeaky vauxhalls
  • beat covenant eyes
  • "slimming belt"
  • wife likes to watch me have sex stories
  • inferred fart
  • watch boobs grow
  • do stop it aggers
  • awesome fire strong desire lyrics
  • wedgie wars

Mary WhiteHouse experience

more classic clips from the classic show


Disappearing World 2 - Newman & Baddiel

Disappearing World 1 - Newman & Baddiel

Disappearing World 3 - Newman & Baddiel

Disappearing World 4 - Newman & Baddiel




people are always typing in wedgies and finding my blog, so I thought I would actually put some wedgie clips on

wedgie from hell

I have wedgie skills

girl wedgie

an atomic wedgie



The link is here You are Quasimodo the hunchback and the love of your life Esemeralda has been kidnapped and now you go out to rescue her. Standing between you and her are many levels of deadly falls, traps and guards. There is no way for you beat any of the guards and traps so the only way to advance is to jump and avoid them. You start each level at the left of the screen and your aim is to get to the right side and ring the bell. Each level becomes progressively more difficult with the earlier levels only having a single obstacle like arrows, boulders and guards but the later ones combine them to make them sometimes near impossible. The one thing every level has in common is the invincible knight that crawls up the wall, he's not fast but he can he can walk over any obstacle and if you take too much time he will eventually get to you.

Hunchback is the type of game that was very common in those days with short and simple level design. If you are able to finish all the levels you are simply send back to the beginning and you start over but with the speed increased. Eventually you'll die anyway so you can't really finish the game. The game is extremely unforgiving and at the least touch of an object you fall off the wall and lose a life so getting to the final level is very difficult. I used to play this game quite a lot but it seems pretty dated today but if you judge it by the standards of 1983 it's not bad.

youtube clip


laughing baby

Phone prank

rubbish fight

Anna Nicole Smith

Parachute failure - a frustrating way to die!


they might have a silly sounding name but the band are wicked. The play at the rainbow pub in digbeth on the first friday of every month. If you go to the site you can download some free tracks, so check it out



platoon of lesbians could chase us out of bagdad

thousand to police no smoking ban

Is sex on a plane legal?

The prat and his petition

Just returning your call... to the UK

"Hello, it's my car." ''Your cat, sir?." "No, my hatchback." "Your bad back, sir?" "No my car, it's a hatchback." "Your cat has a bad back, sir?" "Arghhhhhh!"

'Hottest chilli sauce' launched

Man immune to Chilli's

bionic eye implants


this is from media watch on -,17033,8749_1921132,00.html

Non-Football Story Of The Day
Reports the BBC website:

'Footage of four women goading toddlers to fight has "stunned" police and social services in Devon.

'The boy, aged two, is seen crying after being punched in the face by the three-year-old girl and is told by one of the four women in the room "not to be a wimp or a faggot" and to hit her back.

'The four women, all from the same family, are heard laughing as the toddlers are urged to keep on fighting.

'The court heard that when interviewed by police, one of the women said: "I didn't see any harm in toughening them up. I done the same with my own children."'

Non-Football Rumour Of The Day
'On Monday night, after "quite a few vodkas", the 42-year-old bricklayer from Louth Bay, near Port Lincoln, thought it would be a good idea to jump in the ocean and wrestle with a 1.3m bronze whaler shark that had been spotted "hanging around". He caught the shark with his bare hands, dragging it onto the Louth Bay jetty to the cheers of other fishermen. The only damage was to his jean, which received a few nips. But rather than keep hold of his "trophy shark" as a memento, Mr Cee skinned and gutted it, and has been eating it all week. "I've got 10 or a dozen real good feeds from it, and I've still got a fair bit of him in the freezer to last me a while," he said. Mr Cee admits his actions were not very clever and "wouldn't recommend anyone try it". "It's amazing what vodka does to you, but when I woke up the next morning I thought it probably wasn't the smartest thing to do," he said' -


first I show you the whole thing then I show you my favourites

3. A pig's mood is indicated by its tail. It is happy when the tail is tightly coiled and unhappy when it hangs limp.
More details

4. The National Theatre's electricity bill is £600,000 a year.

6. Astronauts wear nappies during launch and re-entry because they can't stop what they're doing should they need to urinate.
More details

7. Vikings may have used a special crystal to navigate when fog obscured the sun.

9. Eighty-eight percent of children in Poland aged 12 to 18 use instant messaging, compared to 50% in the UK, says a survey.



DECOY DRUNK or designated decoy



I have put a couple of them here but on the link below there are loads of funny answers, so go check it


cherrypop says:

whats wrong with this office today

cherrypop says:

its soooo depressing

cherrypop says:

its friday for crying out loud

Ted Striker says:

i know

Ted Striker says:

get your cock out, that'll give us all a good laff


From wikipedia -

Mammary glands are the organs that, in the female mammal, produce milk for the sustenance of the young. These exocrine glands are enlarged and modified sweat glands and are the characteristic of mammals which gave the class its name.

bah it makes bobbies sound boring, there was a link on this page to witches milk, what could be I thought -

Witch's milk or neonatal milk is milk secreted from the breasts of some newborn infants. It is the result of the influence of the mother's hormones prior to birth. Witch's milk is only secreted by infants born at full term, and not by the breasts of prematurely-born infants. It normally resolves without treatment within one to two weeks after birth.



if you don't know the film Airplane well just take you hand and give yourself a slap and then give yourself another one from me. here is the trailer

here is a link to all of em -

[As the plane prepares to take off.]

Old lady: Nervous?

Ted Striker: Yes.

Old lady: First time?

Ted Striker: No, I've been nervous lots of times.

Elaine Dickinson: You got a letter from headquarters this morning.
Ted Striker: What is it?
Elaine Dickinson: It's a big building where generals meet, but that's not important.

also here is some airplane trivia

David Letterman screen-tested for the role of Ted Striker.

The film is mostly a parody of Zero Hour! (1957), a film that had a main character named Ted Stryker and such famous "not meant to be funny" lines like "We have to find someone who can not only fly this plane, but who didn't have fish for dinner."

Singer/Songwriter Barry Manilow was considered for the role of Ted Stryker before Robert Hays was hired.

The film cost $3.5 million and only took 34 days to make.

The automatic pilot blow-up doll ultimately disintegrated after spending several years in 'Jerry Zucker' 's garage.

The obligatory copyright notice at the end of the film which warns against piracy or unauthorized duplication ends with the comment "So there!"

SPOILER: Captain Oveur's line to the little boy "Have you ever seen a grown man naked?" was originally "Have you ever sucked a grown man's cock?" which was dropped for obvious reasons.



Henry rubbish dive

this is how you should dive

quotes of the week,17033,8750_1916954,00.html

AFC Wimbledon site

The story of AFC Wimbledon

In the summer of 2002, an FA Commission granted permission for a group of businessmen to relocate Wimbledon FC Ltd to Milton Keynes, 70 miles from its history, home and community. Initially devastated at the loss of their club, within a matter of weeks the supporters took a fresh approach by creating their own team.

Backed by the Wimbledon Independent Supporters Association (WISA) and the Dons Trust, AFC Wimbledon was born. Just six weeks later, having obtained a ground, senior status and many hundreds of season ticket applications, the Dons played their first friendly on Wednesday 10th July against Sutton United at Gander Green Lane, in front of a staggering crowd of over 4,500.

By then the Dons had already been elected into the Combined Counties League and had appointed former Dons full-back Terry Eames as manager. The opening day of the season saw the CCL's attendance record smashed as 2,449 people squeezed into Sandhurst Town's Bottom Meadow ground to see the Dons celebrate their first competitive game with a 2-1 win thanks to goals by Kevin Cooper and Keith Ward. Days later, the "house full" signs were hung out at Kingsmeadow, but the first home game ended in disappointment for the bumper crowd as Chipstead won 2-1.

It was early inconsistency as the new squad settled which ultimately cost the Dons promotion in that inaugural season as, despite an impressive late unbeaten run, they ended up finishing third behind eventual champions Withdean 2000 and AFC Wallingford, amassing a total of 111 points.

But 2003-04 was a different story. It wasn�t until January that the Dons dropped any league points, by which stage they were already well clear of AFC Wallingford and odds-on for promotion and the Combined Counties League title.

By the end of the season, the biggest question was whether the players would manage to go through the entire season unbeaten. The answer was an emphatic yes as they finished with 42 games won and just four drawn, chalking up a record 130 points and a staggering goal difference of +148.

And, to complete a fantastic Combined Counties League double, the Dons also lifted the Premier Challenge Cup, coming from behind to beat North Greenford United 4-1 at a packed Woking stadium.

The summer of 2004 saw the Dons back in the Isthmian League for the first time since 1964. If the future holds half as much adventure as those 40 years of absence did, the Dons could be all set for another amazing journey.


everyone likes the bit in the old batman where Batman punches, kicks someone and then you get the big KAPOW, CLUNK, BAM and BOFF. Well here is a collection of them for you

Top Gear presenter almost gets killed (again)

Top Gear presenters are like weebles, you can knock them down in car with a jet engine in it but they keep on bouncing back up. Unless you get some red necks on their ass.

My favourite quote from the film is

oi, jump leads!

Top Gear Gets Attacked by Rednecks


Dilbert - yearly goals

Perry Bible Fellow ship - now showing

Perry Bible Fellow ship - wishing well


uk hiphop says:

what kind of freakshow said they wanted to go play bingo !

back of the neck says:

haha it was me

uk hiphop says:

really ????

back of the neck says:

yeah, I always wanted to know what goes on there

back of the neck says:

and the only other thing we will do is bowling

uk hiphop says:

you're dead to me



a response to an email asking if people want to go to bingo for a night out

Thanks very much for organising the evening but I would rather go down the Villa or watch paint dry than go to a Bingo hall.

Please exclude me and use my comments as you want


'The King...'

Elvis' famous "laugh" version of "Are you Lonesome Tonight" is a real masterpiece. Someone put him up to swapping some of the lyrics in the early part of the song, such that he wonders "do you gaze at your bald head and wish you had hair"? He is uncontrollably amused by this but nonetheless, this version has become one of best loved and most memorable of the King's huge catalogue. Just as amusing is how the backing singer carries on in so unflinchingly a professional manner even after the "sing it baby" comment! Click the microphone on the right to hear it again (2,700K download).


moribund \MOR-uh-bund\, adjective:

1. In a dying state; dying; at the point of death.
2. Becoming obsolete or inactive.

He put on a beaver overcoat, a present from a wealthy Petrograd banker and speculator, Ignati Porfiryevich Manus, whose niece had been moribund with fever until Rasputin's healing intercession had revived her.
-- Brian Moynahan, Rasputin: The Saint Who Sinned

Perhaps this explained his solicitousness, his tender careful moist gaze, as if she were moribund.
-- Kathryn Harrison, The Binding Chair

The real problem is not the economic crisis that dominates the headlines, but a pair of intertwined long-run concerns: the work force is shrinking fast, and Japan undermines its economy's productivity by squandering money on life support for moribund industries and backward regions.
-- Nicholas D. Kristof, "Empty Isles Are Signs Japan's Sun Might Dim", New York Times, August 1, 1999

If talking about books -- a subject often more personal than politics and more arguable than religion -- can be bruising, it can for the same reasons be thrilling. Yet serious literary conversation as an avocation, as an impromptu congress of amateurs, has been moribund for half a century.
-- Brian Hall, "The Group", New York Times, June 6, 1999

Moribund is from Latin moribundus, from mori, "to die." Entry and Pronunciation for moribund



a pot for 600000 dollars

more lucky gus

Phil hellmuth blows up part 1

part 2

part 3

Gus Hanson goes crazy

part 1

part 2

part 3

part 4

how not to play poker

don't suck

Random Vids

The History of Rock and Roll

How to be the perfect chav


The Right Stuff

You got it (the right stuff) - New Kids On the Block

You got it (the right stuff)

The right stuff
The right stuff
First time was a great time
Second time was a blast
Third time I fell in love
Now I hope it lasts
I can see it in your walk
Tell 'em when you talk
See it in everything you do
Even in your thoughts

You got the right stuff, baby
Love the way you turn me on
You got the right stuff, baby
You're the reason why I sing this song
All that I needed was you
Oh girl, you're so right
Said all that I wanted was you
You made all my dreams come true

[Chorus: ]
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
The right stuff
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
The right stuff

Your first kiss was a sweet kiss
Second kiss had a twist
Third and your fourth kiss
I don't want to miss
I can see it in your walk
Tell 'em when you talk
See it in everything you do
Even in your thoughts

You got the right stuff, baby
Love the way you turn me on
You got the right stuff, baby
You're the reason why I sing this song
All that I needed was you
Oh girl, you're so right
Said all that I wanted was you
You made all.... every one of my dreams come true

[Repeat Chorus ]

The right stuff, girl, yeah baby, yeah
You know you got the right stuff
And girl, yeah, baby
You know, you know you got it, girl

In my life, you're so right
You made all.... you know what you did

[Repeat chorus and fade]


The power of paint was Stan Collymore

Thursday, February 08, 2007

Amusing IT Stories - Episode 15 - Defenders of the Earth rocks

The blog that investigates. I have found out the definition of good and bad snow

Good Snow - snow that comes down in the night making the roads so bad in the morning you can't get into work

Bad Snow - snow that comes down during work hours once you are at work, increasing the fear you are going to be trapped at work

  • anadian sounding rocket
  • I fear the crazed and lonely looks the mirror's giving me these days
  • paul daniels and whizbit
  • "blind date cilla" punchline
  • amusing story about group projects
  • sound spanking story
  • Jim'll Fix It Theme Tune details
  • do's and dont's post resignation
  • how to add bloody stickmen a
  • amusing narrative stories
  • "If your animals could talk, Annie"
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  • "roy clancy" and idiot
  • wife spanking youtube
  • "grandma we love you" mp3
  • todays sun crossword answers
  • hardknox "fire like this" download


Kevin Wilson is coming to Brum in the distant future, I had heard his name before and knew he was an aussie but couldn't remember seeing anything he had done

check out his Shane Warne song

Kevin Wilson - The Local



Mr C's comments
just aren't as committed
once a month, when it's so easily available!!!!

in my day you had to sneak your razzle in between the pages of Amiga Format
and wait patiently for the weekly Big Shop

where exactly do they get these figures, if someone nice old lady doing a survey asked you, the reader how many times you viewed porn on the internet, how many times are you going to say, "Oh at least 3 times a day and five on sundays" Noo. This is like the doctor asking you how many units of alcohol you have a week, just the *cough*one pint your honour


anyway I was talking about the worse films I have seen and it has to be the village, a film that was so bad it made me angry. I have seen some rubbish films (Jack Frost, Space odyssey 2001, Lep in da hood) but nothing can compare with the village.
some review's below from

1 star Disappointment....., 6 Aug 2005
Reviewer: "lucicerious" - See all my reviews
In comparison to the Director's other film, "6th Sense", this film is truly something awful in terms of storyline and plot. If expecting a horror/paranormal film, then please don't watch this movie, as in fact, it's just a drama.

Here's the storyline (do not read if you wish to watch the movie without spoilling the unriverting twisters!) A group of Councilors have all experienced traumatic events in their life where someone close to each of them has been murdered. One of which inherits millions of dollars, and so builds a very large wildlife sanctuary, strictly making sure that the people guarding it don't let anyone ever cross over the boundry walls, not even fly over it. What happens inside the grounds is the silly part. They live a life like our ancestors did in the pre 1800s. No technology, old style language and raise a family in these conditions, with no contact with the outside world. To keep everyone within the village and never wonder into the forests, they make the myth up that there are creatures and every now and then dress in red clothing and disguise themselves into some wolf like creature. Just to keep the act going.

For those that skipped the plot, you may now continue reading.

This film is basically a family drama set in olden times. The acting is brilliant, and the cast do well to bring the film to life. However thats all that does bring it to life. With a poor plot the ending just leaves you blank, devoid of ever bothering to watch the extras such as my family and I won't bother with. If you wish to see this film, I suggest borrowing it first or renting it.

2 stars Stay well away from the village, 3 April 2005

Reviewer: MOVIE BUFF "NINJA #1" (Planet England) - See all my reviews
How dissapointing, a girl who can find her way thought the forrest kill the bad guy and make it back unscratched, i have to ask the question just how blind is she, hope she is not getting benefit :(
The film makers should try and make there way round a woods blind folded, what a joke !
The big twist of the film is its not 1800 but 2004, saw this coming 10 minutes into the film !

5 stars The finest film ever seen that everyone else hated..., 24 Feb 2005

Reviewer: Mr. Simon G. Beauchamp "sgb_sailor" - See all my reviews

This film deserves high praise and lots of it too. But I must warn you, if you're after something brainless and forgettable then look elsewhere. This film will make you think about life and society. Watch this is you want to be mentally challenged...

The story is essentially very basic. A small community from the late 19th Century live in a Village (obviously!) that is entirely self-sufficient. The borders are patrolled by "Those we do not speak of" and a long-standing truce means that neither the villagers nor monsters breach each others borders. However, one man - Lucius Hunt (Joaquin Phoenix) - is too inquisitve to stay within the confines of the village and explores beyond the border. What follows is a swift attack on the village by the monsters. This shocks the community into obidience until someone falls gravely ill, and the only way to save him/her is to go to the towns to fetch new medicines, crossing the borders on the way.

This film is very VERY scary. Not in terms of shocks or anything mindless like that, but purely in the messages it sends out about the society we live in today. To say any more would ruin it but forget what you think you know about evil, desperation, love, and innocence.

The cast are almost as outstanding as the beauty of this picture. Making her debut is Bryce Dallas Howard as the blind Ivy Walker and I can confidently say that, without her, this film wouldn't have HALF the impact. Every second she's on screen you just want to watch and listen without interruption. William Hurt is also perfect in the role of Ivy's Father, especially during the big reveal later into the story.

Anyone who has ever questioned the validity of society and Government NEEDS to see this film. Please don't judge it on first view either; it WILL take you at least 2 showings to really get everything it has to offer. But be warned: have a clear, non-judgemental, and open mind as you sit down to watch. Let the characters, dialogue, beauty, inner-meanings, and story bathe you and help you realise the world you think you know really shouldn't exist. It made me ask "How did it ever get this far...!?"

Now, how do you make this thing do 6 stars....!?


for all you wanna be whistlers, this is the website for you. if you want to know what movies have whistling in, what adverts have whistling in, then just click on the this website and all shall be revealed


I haven't put any games for you readers to waste a few hours playings, so I shall now right that wrong.

Street Fighter 2

Mario 2

and now a good game

Acid Factory

RETRO GAMES (gameplay over graphics society)

talking about computer games, I was a pondering what game I should pick and then it came to me

BRUCE LEE on the ZX Spectrum


oh yes a link where you can play the mighty game


I saw this on google vids, I like the description

Microsoft sent this tape to retailers to explain the benefits of Windows 386. Boring until the 7 minute mark when the production is taken over by crack-smoking monkeys.


Texas Tom... i am working and occasionally i have tits on my balls
Texas Tom... which is nice to stop and watch
Laurie Sanchez... eh? what?
Laurie Sanchez... you lost me there
Laurie Sanchez... is that going in the wrong chat?
Texas Tom... hehe
Texas Tom... no
Laurie Sanchez... was that lot supposed to go in MSN
Texas Tom... bluetits
Laurie Sanchez... :-)
Texas Tom... on my fatballs
Laurie Sanchez... now you are just worrying me
Texas Tom... specially purchased bird feeding items
Laurie Sanchez... ah
Laurie Sanchez... phew
Texas Tom...
Laurie Sanchez... right
Laurie Sanchez... i have a different mental image now
Laurie Sanchez... which is a good thing
Texas Tom... i just googled that page i hasten to add
Texas Tom... i'm not a member of the forum
Texas Tom... these loons it seems cook 3 course meals for their ornithological chums
Laurie Sanchez... lol - you could spam that out - "RE: How to get F@tballs"
Laurie Sanchez... Click on link for larger fatballs



Girl with huge boobs does exercise

angry kid asks some questions

lego Harry Potter



Mariah Carey fan banned from pub

History and Heros

Prisoner posts himself to freedom

How do snow plough drivers get to work?

Mystery over roadside underwear

Mini-pigs 'big in China'

Jilted, diapered astronaut planned to kidnap rival


This was sent in by MR C and it sounds brilliant and it's also one of Arnie's first films. Mr C sent me the link with this intro

Just caught this movie on cable tv, and I'm still in shock! : O
I mean this was "The Flying Nun" in the buff!
Arnold Schwarzenegger jammin' on his violin with hillbillies? Was I dreaming?
Robert Englund kicking butt sans Freddy Kruger mask.
And T.C. from Magnum P.I. giving a massage to a beautiful naked redhead but wishing he was raising chickens instead!

Stay Hungry (1976)

Tagline: If you've got an appetite for life:


A syndicate wants to buy a whole district to rebuild it. They've bought every house except the small gym "Olympic", where Mr. Austria Joe Santo prepares for the Mr. Universum championships a month ahead. The rich sunny-boy Craig Blake is brought in by the syndicate as a dummy to buy the gym. But then he starts to like the people and falls in love with Joe's friend Marie-Tate.


Horrible, 11 September 2005

Author: mrhappy145 from United States

The only saving grace of this movie is the bodybuilding, and those scenes are few and far between. If you are an Arnold fan, you will be greatly disappointed in the portrayal of your hero, if not, you may appreciate the way that he is taken out of his usual bad ass roles to show a more "sensitive side." The problem is that this portrayal is ridiculous, to the point where there is a scene with Arnie in the woods playing fiddle in a country jam. If you desperately wan to see this film to see all the films he is in do it. Otherwise, this movie should be prescribed to insomniacs, as i have fallen asleep to it on numerous occasions and suffer from the occasional bout myself

The Flying Nun puts aside her old Habits, 31 January 2005
Author: gaattc2001 from United States

*** This comment may contain spoilers ***

Saw this in the late 70s at a theater in Memphis. I grew up in Birmingham, so I kept saying, "I've been there...I've been there!" Ah-nuhld plays an Austrian body-builder, which must have been a stretch; Robert Englund is his trainer. Sally Field does her only known nude scene so far, and as others have noted, also wears a lot of minimalist outfits--and goes water-skiing in what must be the smallest bikini seen before Dana Delany on China Beach several years later. Her classic line: "Ah ha'ad to do somethin' to get out of Pratt-ville!" (And Ah can certainly sympathize.) Jeff Bridges plays the agent of the giant soulless conglomerate trying to buy up the health club (where Ah-nuhld is in training, and his girlfriend Field (!) is the secretary) so they can build a high-rise--but gets sidetracked and has to reassess his priorities. Several scenes were shot at the B'ham country club (I've been there!), plus guest appearances by Schwarzenegger regular R.G. Armstrong (also seen as the general in "Predator"), Ed Begley Jr., Birmingham TV personality Fannie Flagg, and others. Armstrong absconds with the bodybuilding exhibition gate receipts, and ends up being chased from Boutwell Auditorium down 20th Street through downtown B'ham and Five Points by a hundred or so bodybuilders dressed in even less than Ms. Field's Bikini--about enough material in all to half-fill a bushel basket. Not bad, if you're so inclined. Years later I was bicycling down Lakeshore Drive in Mountain Brook and went right by the house used as Bridges' residence. Recognized it immediately. I also suspect from the dialog that there were more nude scenes involving Ms. Field, Mr. Bridges, and a bathtub, that ended up on the cutting room floor. At one point she says to him, "...the bath's ready..." Although nothing of this nature has appeared in 28 years, I remain on the lookout. Bottom line: an excellent puff-piece, hardly of earth-shaking significance but still highly recommended.


The link to all ten things

my favourites
1. The Dutch have overtaken the Americans as the tallest people on Earth.
3. Seahorses do not mate for life but are promiscuous and bisexual - the most indiscriminate being the Australian bigbellied seahorse.
5. In China, James Bond is known as Lingling Qi - 007.
6. There are twice as many privately-owned tigers in the US as there are in the wild in the rest of the world.
10. Brazil nuts are seeds encased in an outer shell that weighs more than 1kg. More details


Mixing things up is good, especially when you take beatbox and the Lion sleeps tonite song

childish pranks – excellent

Paula Abdul drunk on TV, and a lot more entertaining than the other times I have seen her

funny workout


Stephen King wrote Stand by Me and he wrote "The Running Man" under a different name and nobody knew until a reporter one day uncovered the mystery. The name he used was

Richard Bachman

he even had a fake photo for the person. If you want to find out more check out the link



I think they can see my screen on the other side of the room, I told my manager I wasn't happy that the other drones can see my screen, now the boss drone is watching my screen. Why is everyone looking at my screen, every time I look at there is nothing interesting to look at, so I look at their screens


a man on the other side of the office blows his nose at least three times a day, why don't I need to blow my nose so much?


why does Gillian McKeith like looking at peoples poo so much. When I look at my poo I don't feel any emotion, even the ones with nuts in.


Someone parked in my car parking spot today, why are people suddenly parking in different spots, they knew something I don't but I'll find out


The car park investigation was a success, I found a manager from another office parked in our managers space who then parked in someone else's space etc etc etc


Kids TV

defenders of the earth

the lyrics to this intro are brilliant and I really like the way they say "defenders"


episode 2

I have been asked to put in some Gummi Bears this week, so here is some Gummi Bears, bouncing here and there and everywhere

I have been asked to put in some Gummi Bears this week

an episode


The guy who founded Wikipedia is a dead ringer for General Zod.
And the news article goes on to say he's looking to overthrow Google in the internet searching business.
In short: he's intent on world domination.


stolen from the Guardians fiver email

"Thinking yesterday's sign-off line ("WHY TRIPOD, MIKE?") was an obscure song lyric, I typed it into Google and hit 'I'm feeling lucky'. Instead I found a YouTube video of 'Tripod Mike', a scantily-clad dwarf, getting spanked by a woman in a paddling pool full of apple sauce. Now I feel sick" - Dan Carroll.

although that is good, I up the stakes with this

HOT CHICKS In Choc. Pudding Wrestle MUST SEE!!!

Female Jello Wrestling

Football365 - quotes of the week,17033,8750_1902978,00.html

Football365 - diving

Sean Davis and Lee Diving incident.Hilarious!!

a piece of cricket speak from the BBC

21st over: England 89-3

Bell carves McGrath over backward- point and England scamper three. Collingwood then gives Pigeon the charge and rat-a-tats him straight over his head for a maximum. McGrath adopts the teapot - he is an extraordinarily angry man.


this was under ENTERTAINMENT on the BBC website, well don't you believe it, it should be filed under HORROR

Alley to star in US Dibley remake


Some Monty highlights from Withnail and I, not I, look y ou know whats going on

if you want Withnail and I quotes sent to your inbox



i can feel the chamber filling with red hot magma

street stylin, free wheelin, I'm the man who gets the ladies clothes a peelin

Mother : I came home to a house of crums

Bossman : Everyone just to tell Rob is off ill this week, he is covered in spots and feels terrible

Pleb : Thats great, I mean not for Rob but it's good news for my project

Pleb 1: I thought about you on the weekend

Pleb2: thats good, did it make you last longer


What is sexsomnia?

Amorous while asleep

Falling asleep after sex is common, but falling, sleeping and staying asleep during sex is another matter. The condition is called sexsomnia.

Sexsomnia occurs when a person is asleep and yet proceeds to initiate sexual activity with their bedmate. Sexsomnia is also known as "somnambulistic sexual behaviour".


A mistress finds a wedding ring in the pocket of her fella and then puts it on his penis!!




don't worry they are still going strong


Grinning Malcontent says:

mandrake says:


mandrake says:

we can replace cats

Grinning Malcontent says:

cats are rubbish

Grinning Malcontent says:

pigs are well friendly

Grinning Malcontent says:

went to chester zoo with my girl and my neice

Grinning Malcontent says:

and in the petting zoo bit of it

Grinning Malcontent says:

the pig was the only thing interested

Grinning Malcontent says:

the shetland ponies were in a strop and not paying any attention

Grinning Malcontent says:

and there were chickens goin mental in a corner

Grinning Malcontent says:

Mr Pig just wanted to come and check you out

Grinning Malcontent says:

then have his belly tickled

mandrake says:

they are good fun

Grinning Malcontent says:

and very very tasty

Grinning Malcontent says:

with brown sauce

mandrake says:

hmmm BLT

mandrake says:


mandrake says:


mandrake says:

they are the best animal ever invented

Grinning Malcontent says:

all come from the same magical animal

Grinning Malcontent says:

they should cross pigs with chickens

Grinning Malcontent says:

get your eggs and bacon all mixed up


get a bit of Lady Sov in your life and then you can say things like "offically the biggest midget in the game"


Elvis Crin says:


Elvis Crin says:

good skills with the getting hyper drunk

Elvis Crin says:

did you record the bollywood song on your phone?

mandrake says:

people were astounded at my level of drunkness

mandrake says:

I went from talking to not being able to speak or walk in about 20 minutes

Elvis Crin says:

wasn't in work was it?

mandrake says:

no it was a wedding evening bash

Elvis Crin says:


Elvis Crin says:

"How I ruined someone's wedding"

Elvis Crin says:

i will warn my girlfriend

Elvis Crin says:

Elvis Crin says:

last Thursday I went to the beer festival in Atherton in the evening (near pie landi)

Elvis Crin says:

real ales and black pudding to eat

Elvis Crin says:

i got mashed on Moonraker

Elvis Crin says:


Elvis Crin says:

and other things

Elvis Crin says:

including a bottle of luminous green cactus juice

Elvis Crin says:

i got home

Elvis Crin says:

then woke my girlfriend up at 4am

Elvis Crin says:

"what are you doing?" she asked as i scrabbled around in the corner

Elvis Crin says:

"going to the bog!!!"

Elvis Crin says:

NO NO, not in here

Elvis Crin says:

so she ushered me out

Elvis Crin says:

then i walked into the back bedroom

Elvis Crin says:


Elvis Crin says:

and opened the curtains with the light on

Elvis Crin says:

and was about to slash on the window

Elvis Crin says:

then she directed me to the bog

Elvis Crin says:

Danger Averted

Elvis Crin says:

I got in about 10am on Friday and slept at my desk until lunchtime

Elvis Crin says:

when i went for a pint

Elvis Crin says:

Elvis Crin says:

She says it's dead wierd

Elvis Crin says:

as I'm talking to her

Elvis Crin says:

but am still asleep

mandrake says:

It's like having an evil twin, who comes into your house, goes mental annoying people

mandrake says:

and then you come back the next day (i.e. wake up) and get in trouble for all the stuff he has done

mandrake says:

in some ways I don't even think its right to blame me for his actions the next day

Elvis Crin says:


Elvis Crin says:

i'd never do what he does

Elvis Crin says:

as I have to clean it up next day

Elvis Crin says:

whos wedding was it?

mandrake says:

my mate from sixth form

mandrake says:

luckily I missed the day event, the speeches were mega boring

mandrake says:

the best mans speech lasted 55 minutes

mandrake says:

and at one point they tried to slow clap him off but he wouldn't go

Elvis Crin says:



this is the Indian restaurant sketch way before Goodness Gracious Me did it and there was probably a sketch before this one

Goodness Gracious Me before they did it

The Mary Whitehouse Experience - Restaurant

The greatest comeback since Lazarus, who the bleep is Lazarus

I have often wondered who Lazarus was and why he was always mentioned in comebacks

here is some blurb from wikipedia

Lazarus is the name of two separate characters in the New Testament. The more famous one is the subject of the miracle recounted in John 11:41–44, in which Jesus raises him from the dead. The other one appears only in Jesus' parable of Lazarus and Dives recorded in Luke 16:19–31. Due to this story the name is often used to connote restoration, as in the scientific term Lazarus taxon, referring to organisms that reappear in the fossil record after a period of apparent extinction; there are numerous literary uses of the term. The Lazarus phenomenon refers to an event in which a person spontaneously returns to life (the heart starts beating again) after resuscitation has been given up.


Mary Whitehouse experience

lets analysis History today

History Today Part 1

History Today Part 2

History Today part 3

History Today part 4



Although I was happy to sing licky boom boom down and didn't really think they were the lyrics, well they are!



You know say daddy me snow me-a (gonna) blame
A licky boom-boom down
'Tective man he say, say Daddy Me Snow me stab someone down the lane
A licky boom-boom down

Police-a them-a they come and-a they blow down me door
One him come crawl through through my window
So they put me in the back the car at the station
From that point on I reach my destination
Well the destination reached in down-a East detention
Where they whip down me pants look up me bottom


Bigger they are they think they have more power
There on the phone me say that on hour
Me for want to use it once and-a me call me lover
Lover who me callin'-a the one Tammy
And me love her in my heart down to my belly-a
Yes say Daddy Me Snow me I feel cool and deadly
Yes the one MC Shan and the one Daddy Snow
Together we-a love 'em(?) as a tornado


Listen to me ya better listen for me now
Listen to me ya better listen for me now
When-a me rock-a the microphone, me rock on steady-a
Yes-a Daddy Me Snow me are the article don
But the in an a-out (?) a dance an they say, "Where ya come from?"
People them say I come from Jamaica
But me born and raised (in the ghetto) I want ya to know-a
Pure black people man thats all I man know
Yeah me shoes are-a tear up an-a my toes used to show-a
Where me-a born in-a the one Toronto


Come with a nice young lady
Intelligent, yes she gentle and irie
Everywhere me go me never lef' her at all-ie
Yes-a Daddy Snow me are the roam dance man-a
Roam between-a dancin' in-a in-a nation-a
You never know say Daddy Me Snow me are the boom shakata
Me never lay-a down flat in-a one cardboard box-a
Yes-a Daddy Me Snow me-a go reachin' out da top


Why would he? [repeat]

[MC Shan:]

Me sittin round cool with my jiggy jiggy girl
Police knock my door, lick up my pal
Rough me up and I cant do a thing
Pick up my line when my telephone ring
Take me to the station, black up my hands
Trail me down 'cause I'm hangin with the Snowman
What an I gonna do, I'm backed and I'm trapped
Smack me in my face, took all of my gap
They have no clues and they wanna get warmer
But Shan won't turn informer


[ ]


All blokes like fighting, I in particular like watching fighting where I reduce my chances of being hit dramatically

Mike Zambidis compilation knockouts

Mike Zambidis vs. Cope




mandrake says:

have you watched that cannon and ball clip

mandrake says:

it is mega crap

there is no true beauty without decay says:


there is no true beauty without decay says:

i want to watch a cannonball clip

mandrake says:

Brave star

mandrake says:

eyes of the hawk

mandrake says:

strength of the bear

mandrake says:

speed of the puma

there is no true beauty without decay says:

my mate

there is no true beauty without decay says:

when we were 15

there is no true beauty without decay says:

got drunk on cider

there is no true beauty without decay says:

and ran round the park

there is no true beauty without decay says:

then prayed to a tree

there is no true beauty without decay says:

sayign "give me the warmth of ten jumpers"

there is no true beauty without decay says:

in a brave starr stylee


right another blog done with some more interesting clips for your viewing pleasure. If anyone has anything they want to send me, send it to remember the mantra - share the wealth.

This weeks power of paint was Steve McClaren, really bad this week and thats thanks to my goodself.

see you same time same place next week.