Howdy there youtube fans and lovers of the retro vibe that is sooo popular these days. I only wish I had bottled some 80's air so I could sell it on Ebay.

Anyway on with the show

Here is a picture of the stag who's stag do I attended in Newcastle. A lot people ask me what newcastle is like, it's cold and windy and I don't really know because I only saw a select group of pubs and clubs which will allow 22 drunken blokes in. Amusing we went to the rugby match Newcastle Falcons versus Brieve. Amusingly the newcastle locals assumed we were French because the stag was dressed funny.

Afternoon and damn good Friday to you all. This weeks blog is top banana with some fantastic retroising (not bad spelling but a new word for ya) going on and the blog is jam packed to the rafters with youtube videos spilling over the tight trousers to make a muffin topped action packed blog.


I thought I would start off with this clip because it is excellent, daft and a bit uplifting, plus it reminds me of sesame street

Jazz Whistler Ron McCroby on Johhny Carson

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fabFOWhh4Qw


I love this section because it comes up with the oddest thoughts that ever existed, what the hell is a cod liver oil fart and what are people going to do with a Gillian McKeith poo chart. google searches like funny clogging stories, like there is going to be whole website devoted to funny clogging stories!!!! This one sounds weird - explain "leave my cheese out in the wind" but it's a quote from Ferris Bueller which I featured on one of the earlier blogs

• weirdest b&b in blackpool
• "cod liver oil" fart
• field hockey "no knickers"
• wondercum reviews
• boobs 32c
• Faith, I Wish I Were A Leprechaun Margaret Ritter
• gilliam mckeith poo chart
• football 365 awooga
• gladiators fashanu theme tune
• training montage wmv rocky iv
• abosutly free women on women porn
• Amusing stories about corpses
• digusting food stories
• saudi road skating hoax
• amusing 60th birthday stories
• what's the code to beat the Package gameon freeonlinegames.com?
• hardknox fire like this wav
• email - uxorious ocean - spam
• swimsuit oil rub touch story
• funnies toilet clogging stories
• gay male spanking stories gavin pg
• explain "leave my cheese out in the wind"
• "His beard cascaded down his chest"
• free download mp3 wmv jeremy beadle is about music
• gervais bbc test card
• boobs grow video's

RETRO SWEETS

These aren't quite the sweets I was thinking of but I was thinking of the sweets that crackled on your tongue and there were reports in the paper that if you ate them with coke you stomach would explode. Fantastic Willy Wonka nightmare sweet, that's what children want, sweets with some danger mixed in and cocaine in their cokes.

Bride of the Gorilla

Imdb have a great review

Tagline: Her clothes torn away, screaming in terror! (more)

Plot Outline: The owner of a plantation in the jungle marries a beautiful woman. Shortly afterward, he is plagued by a strange voodoo curse which transforms him into a gorilla. (more) (view trailer)

User Comments: Odd, almost surreal, jungle madness (more)


check out this review by a reader

Odd, almost surreal, jungle madness, 20 July 2001
Author: dana-dana from New York & Florida

O.K., so this is not a critical classic. In fact, it's oddball, low-budget nonsense. But you have to admit, it's great fun to watch. It's so strange that it forces you to watch it to the very end, just so you can be sure you are not making an error about the preposterous plot you're seeing. It's campy madness and I'd recommend it to anyone interested in the obscure. You will find yourself wondering: How did they ever get Raymond Burr to take such a role?

here is a link to the whole film

http://www.jonhs.net/freemovies/bride_of_the_gorilla.htm

Syphilis rates 'soaring in China'

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asia-pacific/6253807.stm

http://news.bbc.co.uk/go/rss/-/1/hi/magazine/6251239.stm

Shazia Mirza is a self-confessed "hairy woman".

"I have done everything to remove my hair. I have waxed, shaved, used my dad's lawnmower. It has taken so much time, so much effort, so many red blotches," says the 32-year-old comedian.

* Hordes queue for Burning Crusade *

Thousands of fans queue into the night to get their hands on the first major World of Warcraft expansion. Full story: http://news.bbc.co.uk/go/em/-/1/hi/technology/6263987.stm

Burger King rampage teen posts footage on YouTube

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2007/01/17/you_tube/

Shoecam man accused of filming up womens' skirts

http://www.reghardware.co.uk/2007/01/17/shoecam_nabbed/

"Officers said they have "a lot" of material to go through". I bet they did and they will have to double check it no doubt

BBFC interview: The censor speaks out

http://www.lovefilm.com/features/detail.html?section_name=interview&editorial_id=2599

Geeks in punch-up over game offer

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_2161638.html

Page 3 girl in net sex vid shocker

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2007/01/16/internet_video/

Hazell explained: "We had taken a video camera on holiday with us to Tenerife last summer. We were both feeling relaxed after a couple of drinks and it just happened. I have turned down offers to do Playboy covers because there were certain things I simply didn't want others to see. Now I feel I have no dignity left."

below is the Hosk rendition of the famous Dali painting persistance of memory

http://80scartoons.co.uk/trapdoor.php

Crazy and hilarious 3D stop motion animation, featuring the cute blue creature Berk. Berk is a servant to The Thing Upstairs, and he lives in the servant quarters with his friends Boni (a talking skull) and Drutt (a naughty spider). Adventures are never far away when the Trap Door is left open and creatures find their way into the castle! Each episode lasts roughly 5 minutes.

BERK
The over-worked servant of the thing upstairs
SAYINGS
"Oh Globbits"
"Sniff that"
CLASSIC MOMENT
Every time he's cooking in his kitchen!

DRUTT
Berks troublesome naughty pet spider SAYINGs
As Terry Brain said...
"farty/squeaky sounds played backwards"
CLASSIC MOMENT
When Berk has enough and throws Drutt down the Trap Door!

BONI
The old, wise but moany skull SAYINGs
"Drutt - get off my trolley!" CLASSIC MOMENT
He gets a body (!) by a magic spell and runs around in joy!

ROG
Friendly monster from beneath the Trap Door SAYINGs
"Ello, my name's Rog" CLASSIC MOMENT
After Berk hits him, Rog throws him out the window!

Trapdoor reminds me a bit of the bar on tantoon

Trapdoor

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oe2vpM_eJRw

TrapDoor Season 1 Episode 2

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zeOyJzNknV0&mode=related&search=

TrapDoor Season 7 Episode 2

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CS1cCQEY42c&mode=related&search=

TrapDoor Season 4 Episode 2

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BiYGXAiK2vQ&mode=related&search=

TrapDoor Season 1 Episode 13

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V7MHue6kHjs&mode=related&search=

PEOPLE WHO YOU THINK ARE DEAD BUT AREN'T

This weeks person

Tony Hart, who looks a bit like Dracula to me

http://www.tonyhart.couk/images/THsignedpic.jpg

The Hartmiester is about 80, check out his website

http://www.tonyhart.co.uk

you can even book him, I don't know why or what you would do with him, I just hope no hen nights book him out

check out the guest book http://www.tonyhart.co.uk/guestbook/guest.asp

DEAR TONY
i HAVE ALWAYS THOUGHT YOU ARE ABSOLUTELY MARVELLOUS AND THAT I WISHED I COULD BE LIKE YOU, I LOVE MORPH AND I LOVED VISION ON AND I MISS IT AND THE SIGN LANGUAGE. HOPE YOU KEEP ON WHAT YOU LOVE. GBY AND BLESSED BE

Dear Tony,
Nearly 30 years ago, I had the good fortune to meet you in the Debenhams in Staines, where you were creating pieces for a charity event. You drew a tiger for me on blue paper, using only a marker pen. 30 years on, I still have that drawing, and my son has asked me who drew it. When I explained about "Take Hart" he said it sounded like "Art Attack" - it seems such a shame that there is entire generation that know little of your work. Carry on, good health, and Happy drawing.

YO DUDE!!!!! you are fantastic - loved your show to bits!! but me and my mate agree we were both quite pee'd off when you used paper that was too big, and we couldn't find it anywhere. TV is crap now...
Wicked!!!

After having a week off because he was lazy, the biscuit is back and armed with a fishy doodle

I'm not the greatest; I'm the double greatest. Not only do I knock 'em out, I pick the round.

It's just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up.

Floats like a butterfly, sting like a bee, his hands can't hit what his eyes can't see

I done wrestled with an alligator, I done tussled with a whale; handcuffed lightning, thrown thunder in jail; only last week, I murdered a rock, injured a stone, hospitalised a brick; I'm so mean I make medicine sick

I'm so fast that last night I turned off the light switch in my hotel room and got into bed before the room was dark. Yet more '74 pre-fight build-up ahead of facing Foreman

Joe Frazier is so ugly that when he cries, the tears turn around and go down the back of his head.

Why, Chump, I bet you scare yourself to death just starin' in the mirror. You ugly bear! You ain't never fought nobody but tramps and has beens. You call yourself a world champion? You're too old and slow to be champion! To Sonny Liston before their fight on 25 February 1964

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KCAVZZ9afzs - How the mighty have fallen

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RjtPkDdvkBU little punk slam dunks himself

Dilbert

http://www.dilbert.com/comics/dilbert/archive/dilbert-20070111.html

The history of the games console

http://www.thegameconsole.com/videogames77.htm

Take care and no more rubbing of bouncers chests whilst verbally abusing them...........you nearly gave me a heart attack!!!

I have got this quest to kill 10 of the bastards who have killed me 4 times already

oh look the door slammed again, "Who gives a fuck, lets just all watch Big Brother"

oh my god look at that girl, look at the tattoo on her, it looks like an anchor

As Jason Donovan is cool again, here is a classic video of when he was cool before

jason donovan too many broken hearts

http://youtube.com/watch?v=u5Lamj6_7l0

I like the way he is playing an electric guitar on a mountain.

Here are the lyrics http://www.stlyrics.com/songs/j/jasondonovan6643/toomanybrokenhearts250807.html

Too Many Broken Hearts in the World

Last night you talked about leaving,
I said I can't let you go
It's not just emotional feeling
I need your body and soul

You give me one good reason to leave me
I'll give you ten good reasons to stay
You're the only one I believe in
I'll be hurt; I'll be hurt, if you walked away

(Chorus)

Too many broken hearts in the world
There's too many dreams can be broken in two
Too many broken hearts in the world
So I won't give up the fight for you

The world is full of lonely people
Who never held onto love
Last night I tried to reach you
But somehow it wasn't enough

So I said, can't you wait any longer
I'll give you all that a lover should give
It ain't my pride but my love that is stronger
I'll be hurt; I'll be hurt, if you walked away

(Repeat Chorus *2)

You give me one good reason to leave me
I'll give you ten good reasons to stay
You're the only one I believe in
I'll be hurt; I'll be hurt, if you walked away

(Repeat Chorus till fade)

Now some strange people out there like to put pinapples on sticks and accompany them with some cheddar. For one person this wasn't enough, they wanted more. The thought of a cheese tasting drink is enough to put me off

So they liquidized this party snack favourite

http://www.fatuous.co.uk/2006/12/06/nectar-of-the-gods/

it wasn't easy I like this quote

I was wrong. The resulting mixture looked like monkey sick. Doubts were forming in my mind. However while the devils of monkey sick doubt were banging at my eyeballs the angels of cheese and pineapple goodness were filling my nostrils with party joy.

this is what it looked like

did taste as bad as it looked, I would say so

The taste was pure cheese and pineappley goodness but the cheese did have a habit of sticking to the teeth and throat.

is that banana active? says:

in the future we will be able to have sex with cartoons, imagine that

Who parked in my space says:

how will that work ?

is that banana active? says:

they will project into 3d sexbot

Who parked in my space says:

i wouldn't mind getting it on with Jessica rabbit......

Who parked in my space says:

I here she goes like.....well a rabbit

is that banana active? says:

wilma from the flintstones

Who parked in my space says:

nah.....betty is more dirty

is that banana active? says:

damn I meant betty

Who parked in my space says:

plus she clearly like short guys...

Who parked in my space says:

I heard in hong kong they have a robot with buzz light year being projected in side it, although it wasn't a sex bot

is that banana active? says:

yes but it means they are working on it

One salute goes to J Wood for going out to a rugby match in newcastle dressed as the only gay in the village. The outfit was so tight that you could see his camel toe, which is impressive for a man.

A Hosking Salute to Plip Rawlins for almost being beaten up by a geordie woman when he told her that they had booked the taxi she was trying to get in

The Mighty Mr C sent this in, I'm not sure where he got it but its good stuff.

European men are flocking to Bulgaria to buy 'breast-boosting beer' after EU accession led to customs duties on the drink being abolished.

The millet-ale called Boza which is made from fermented wheat flour and yeast is being snapped up by bar owners, shopkeepers and shoppers from across Europe.

They are said to be keen for their wives and girlfriends to benefit from its reported ability to make women's breasts grow.

Constantin Barbu crossed the Danube from Romania to buy Boza in the Bulgarian border town of Ruse.

He said: "I've bought a case for my wife to try out. I really hope I see an improvement."

And Austrian landlord Klaus Schmidt from the ski resort of Schladming said he was planning a trip soon.

He added: "I had heard of Boza before but it was always so expensive once the tax was added. But now that's gone I'm going to start offering the drink to my après-ski customers."

Fantasy Football league

The Mighty is use to being a big loser, so as he has some how got to the top of the fantasy football league at work he sent a pleading letter for it to be featured in the blog
here is the sad letter



TALKING OF JIM'LL FIX IT

I have been singing this song all week, much to the annoyance of my fellow workers, look here it is, you can finally see what I have been singing.

Jingle Jangle

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QK01f5_aKY4

just look at their little faces

Jim'll Fix it - Scouts on Roller Coaster

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5wwPeSDCCAs&mode=related&search=

Jim'll Fix it - Madness

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TWE22DMy1Rs&mode=related&search=

the Kylie one is a bit scary, like pop robots

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7j-KuOkWvho&mode=related&search=

This was sent in my by a Gavmiester under this title

It's not IT, but try sticking this in next week's blog! (My favourite bit from one of those "after the football" filler progs on ITV- "When Paparazzi Attack" or somesuch.)

Well don't worry Gav I gave up on the IT related rubbish ages ago and just concentrate on getting cheap laughs and this fits the bill perfectly, I like nothing more than seeing a celebrity get a good kicking

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V6M9DDKwtvg

A quote from the comments section sums it up perfectly...

"the bloke's a cunt and his music is shit"

Yes this bit isn't actually funny but useful. What then are you doing putting it in the blog, well I'm just looking after my readers. I have recently

http://xml.cheaphotels.co.uk

ever since they had a company meeting to warn staff not to flash cars without their lights on because you will be killed in some kind of gang initiation, I have loved a good urban myth, here are a couple from the excellent snopes website http://www.snopes.com

Cop pretends to outrun car

http://www.snopes.com/autos/law/outrun.asp

frozen squirrels used as weapons

http://www.snopes.com/critters/gnus/squirrel.asp

Milk Thistle Man says:

http://www.fatuous.co.uk/2006/12/06/nectar-of-the-gods/

Milk Thistle Man says:

gleurgh

is that banana active? says:

man that looks horrible

Milk Thistle Man says:

like baileys mixed with anything

Milk Thistle Man says:

only cheesy tasting

is that banana active? says:

The taste was pure cheese and pineappley goodness but the cheese did have a habit of sticking to the teeth and throat.

Milk Thistle Man says:

you'd gagg yourself to bits

Milk Thistle Man says:

i found out the other day that brian and mark threw up in our flower beds at new year

is that banana active? says:

I hate pinapple and the thought of a cheese drink

Milk Thistle Man says:

after drinking whisky

Milk Thistle Man says:

is that banana active? says:

classy

is that banana active? says:

if you are going to be sick anywhere, the garden is an excellent choice

is that banana active? says:

as it will have a positive effect on the plants

is that banana active? says:

maybe

Milk Thistle Man says:

yeah

Milk Thistle Man says:

there will be a grassy knoll there now

is that banana active? says:

I wouldn't go as far as to encourage people to be sick in the garden

is that banana active? says:

are you sure it wasn't after they saw one of the kilt wearers tackle

Milk Thistle Man says:

it is possible

Milk Thistle Man says:

you need to book holiday

Milk Thistle Man says:

We're goin to Barcelona!

is that banana active? says:

whats the mission

Milk Thistle Man says:

my source knows a club where they inject you with RFID chips

Milk Thistle Man says:

so you just wave your arm at them to pay!

Milk Thistle Man says:

how mad is that!

is that banana active? says:

coool

Milk Thistle Man says:

http://www.baja-beachclub.com/bajaes/asp/zonavip2.aspx

is that banana active? says:

so you are a member for life

Milk Thistle Man says:

it's like Don said

Milk Thistle Man says:

"no no no no no no fakin way"

Milk Thistle Man says:

"It's not fakin wheel of fortune, you don't get your cash and walk away!!!"

Gazza - he could play football once ya know

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Om_AXb8LCsg&mode=related&search=

SS LAZIO - GAZZA SPECIAL

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q836h-BDeUk&mode=related&search=

An interview with the G-man

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QeJ6V9IrDmU&mode=related&search=

but not everyone likes Gazza

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DI_Z9_fbsZQ&mode=related&search=

this was a quote from the Guardians fiver email

we use to be the best at darts and now the Netherlands are taking over (for this year) but I, well Mr C has found something else

Hitting a wall

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/magazine/6263365.stm

Milk Thistle Man says:

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2007/01/17/you_tube/

Milk Thistle Man says:

jam fools

don't tap on the aquarium says:

yeah lets wreck burger king

Milk Thistle Man says:

then video it

Milk Thistle Man says:

then give lots of info about ourselves

Milk Thistle Man says:

soon yooves will start arresting themselves

Milk Thistle Man says:

and attending prison like it were school

don't tap on the aquarium says:

and then put his name and address with the clip

don't tap on the aquarium says:

what a plub

don't tap on the aquarium says:

I like going drinking, clubbing and lassies too

Milk Thistle Man says:

his hobbies are wide and far ranging

Milk Thistle Man says:

the perfect crime it was not

don't tap on the aquarium says:

there is an impressive collection of stuff in MR C's Newsround

Milk Thistle Man says:

hehe

Milk Thistle Man says:

watch out John Craven

Milk Thistle Man says:

is he still knocking about?

Milk Thistle Man says:

there's a new section

don't tap on the aquarium says:

ahh they have taken the video off

Milk Thistle Man says:

"people i thought were dead(or should be)"

don't tap on the aquarium says:

he was there for the renunionion the other day

Milk Thistle Man says:

poor bird

Milk Thistle Man says:

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2007/01/16/internet_video/

don't tap on the aquarium says:

she is a right sexpot

don't tap on the aquarium says:

massive breasts but not a big un

Milk Thistle Man says:

superb combo

Milk Thistle Man says:

one of birds mates is like that

Milk Thistle Man says:

petite but with the Jugs of Odin!

Milk Thistle Man says:

there's a link at the bottom of that story to the classic urban myth come true

Milk Thistle Man says:

man with camera in shoe

Milk Thistle Man says:

doing upskirt vids on a bus

Milk Thistle Man says:

nice to see someone keeping old traditions alive

don't tap on the aquarium says:

Officers said they have "a lot" of material to go through"

Milk Thistle Man says:

what a great job

Milk Thistle Man says:

sifting through pr0n

Milk Thistle Man says:

(only normal stuff, non of that gary glittar malarky)

don't tap on the aquarium says:

that title about the page 3 is

don't tap on the aquarium says:

Page 3 girl in net sex vid shocker

Milk Thistle Man says:

like working for the BBFC

don't tap on the aquarium says:

where is the shock in that

Milk Thistle Man says:

you have to watch all of loads of films to rate them

Milk Thistle Man says:

the shock was that she was surprised

Milk Thistle Man says:

and felt she had no dignity

Milk Thistle Man says:

after flashing her nips at 10million people a day

Milk Thistle Man says:

http://www.lovefilm.com/features/detail.html?section_name=interview&editorial_id=2599

Milk Thistle Man says:

interesting

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fdvuQAMnQv8

Bring back the A-Team part 2

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k4UFeVPdeP4

Bring back the A-Team part 3

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QlqH0V-smMQ&mode=related&search=

Bring back the A-Team part 4

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CzrjlqktbrA

Bring back the A-Team part 5

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2af1z434P08&mode=related&search=

Bring back the A-Team part 6

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=35G7ZME0ORA&mode=related&search=

http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/magazinemonitor/2007/01/10_things_we_didnt_know_last_w_10.shtml

1. Scooby-Doo was named after Frank Sinatra's final phrase in "Strangers in the Night".

2. A king's ransom is worth approximately £685m in today's money, loosely based on the sum paid by Eleanor of Aquitaine to secure the release of Richard the Lionheart in 1194.

5. Adding milk to tea negates the health-giving effects of a hot brew.
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6. Snap decisions are more likely to be correct than those pondered over, a study at University College London found.
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10. The world's tallest flower is the Titan Arum, reaching just under 3m (10ft).
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I don't know why I have left this so low down in the blog but these clips are ace. It's a film where Arnie was going for his sixth Mr Muscle and he is in his pomp.

Inspiring Stuff - The Pump

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDIJQmL4Lzs&mode=related&search=

Arnie verus the hulk

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JlMSwcy83YI&mode=related&search=

The Wolf

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h7c6aGDyLj4&mode=related&search=

Arnie - My Olmpia

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=isRJR4pVL84&mode=related&search=

Arnie with the ladies

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jxYcU8xfhYc&mode=related&search=

AVL: Training(Original Version)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8tSAss_ZPXs&mode=related&search=

Pumping Iron - Various Workout clips

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QQwVXuEKnNU&mode=related&search=

Mr C sent me this rather odd webpage. I like it because someone has put in a hardly any effort, nice garish colours, well in some ways the website does represent Edmonds very well

http://www.redboxcompany.co.uk/tshirt.html?Submit=CLICK+HERE

it has some nice pictures of edmonds stuff

I like the description

In this book, Noel talks about the high and low points in his professional career, how he dealt with major changes in his professional and personal life and how his belief in himself and the Cosmos have brought him back to our screens in Deal or No Deal. Drawing on his own experience he tells you how to:

•	Make your own luck
•	Stay focused when things are getting tough
•	Be positive in a negatively orientated world
•	Play to your strengths
•	Step outside your comfort zone

there was one person who didn't like noels book after someone had brought it for him http://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/customer-reviews/0091912989/ref=cm_cr_dp_2_1/203-3028912-2828723?ie=UTF8&customer-reviews.sort%5Fby=-SubmissionDate&n=266239

11 of 76 people found the following review helpful:

Despair, 20 Aug 2006

Reviewer:

M. D. Smart (London, UK) - See all my reviews

Do you ever look at some of the books apparently selling well on this site, and the customer comments about them, and feel a mixture of incredulity and despair at the stupidity of the public? Presumably the people buying this are the same mugs who went mad for 'The Celestine Prophecy' about a decade ago.

Here we have Noel Edmonds telling us how to make our lives and the world around us better. Stunningly, this is actually meant to be a serious book; I had assumed it was a joke, but no. I don't know whether to laugh or cry. If I ever felt tempted to look to someone like Noel Edmonds or a fad like 'cosmic ordering' for guidance, I'd know it was time to throw myself off the nearest cliff. Congratulations to everyone who has bought this, for lining the pockets of a man for whom no act is too low and no stunt too tasteless in his quest for fame and fortune.

What's next, I wonder? "Jim Davidson Explains The Meaning Of Life"? "Bernard Manning's Guide To A Tolerant And Caring Society"?

Noel edmunds tells us how to chillout

those two books are nothing compared to the official guide to Crinkley bottom, which is being sold for one pence

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Official-Guide-Crinkley-Bottom-Fantail/dp/014090025X/sr=1-4/qid=1168875640/ref=sr_1_4/203-3028912-2828723?ie=UTF8&s=books

what is bizarre is the picture, Noel some how manages to look someone has put his head on a thunderbird puppet. His head is just to big for his body

WORD THAT CAN BE USED TO INSULT YOUR FRIENDS

Word of the Day for Wednesday, January 10, 2007

coxcomb \KOKS-kohm\, noun: 1. obsolete. A cap worn by court jesters; adorned with a strip of red. (Now cockscomb). 2. archaic. The top of the head, or the head itself. 3. Obsolete. A fool. 4. A vain, showy fellow; a conceited, silly man, fond of display; a superficial pretender to knowledge or accomplishments; a dandy; a fop.

A resemblance between the sacrificial garments of ancient ritual and the costume of a household jester in the Middle Ages--coxcomb, eared hood, bells, and bauble, with a motley coat--has been noted. -- "Fool", Encyclopedia Britannica If thou follow him, thou must needs wear my coxcomb. -- William Shakespeare, King Lear Fond to be seen, she kept a bevy Of powdered coxcombs at her levee. -- Oliver Goldsmith

BLAMESTORMING (office)
A group process where participants analyse a failed project and look for scapegoats other than themselves.

BLAMESTORMING (pub)
blaming everyone and everything for why England last in the world cup...again


THE END - MY ONLY FRIEND THE END

Hazaar, three cheers and a hearty back slap to all that have made it down to the end. Unfortunatly there are no more youtube clips for you this week and just a final bit of waffle from the Hoskinator.

Thanks for all the contributions this week, there was a lot which made it easy to make the blog as it involved a bit cutting and pasting.

if you have anything funny that was sent to you or you have read on the internet send it in to this address amusingitstories@gmail.com Also why not do a work doodle in that boring meeting this week or spend five minutes looking up a classic game/toy/tv show you used to waste time on in the good old days.

Hoskinator powering down, BE SEEING YOU

Afternoon my lovelys, I haven't got really much to say at the start this week so I thought I would give you some figures on how the blog is doing.

The blog is doing alright thank you very much, it has had

5,268 page views and gets 46 page views a day
3,871 page visits and gets 31 page visits a day

I think these figures are pretty good, especially as now with more pages it is more likely people will type in things like wedgies and for some reason finds this page. Still send the blog on to your mates and send me your funny stuff, especially you bad drawings and original stuff, the email address is amusingitstories@gmail.com

well here is the url if you wanna look at the stats and stuff for yourself
http://www.sitemeter.com/?a=stats&s=s27amusingitstories&r=0

The last thing I will say is that I haven't put in much original stuff recently but I will try to change that next week as I have a few things lurking in a pad. Also I want people to send me in some bad lyrics with youtube videos, favourite cartoons and other retro stuff like computer games, toys.



This weeks it's the fantastic Mr Benn
here is the theme tune

http://80scartoonscontent.co.uk/sounds/mrbenn.mp3

Mr Benn 1970

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DM0PEgA04AU&mode=related&search=


This is Mr Benn with someone swearing over the top, it's sort of funny

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L2lxG9B2sPc

this is a person reading Mr Benn, it's not as good

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQFWB93Gr_c&mode=related&search=


I have two spam of the weeks this week, the first one is from Mr C

From: Bethney Nava <gummnanda@bb-schmuck.de>
Date: 05-Jan-2007 12:58
Subject: Re: my furbelo


The second spam of the week was sent in by Amsterdam Rob, it had an image of some share tosh but the title is great and the words are bonkers


See also the note about Atom below.
Castro has been in power since 1959 and how many stories has the American media ever run enumerating the crimes he has committed?
Resync your feed at FeedBurner.
The EPAI website tries to suggest the company is larger than records indicate.
And he said this in front of the Israelis! This company also makes soap.
Two types of pagination supported- "auto" or "manual".
I treasure your feedback. You can subscribe to the request URL with My Yahoo! Thus, I cannot reveal all of my information here, but I will touch on the main points.
Before the tracker, EZTV used mininova as a primary storage for their torrents. For the last month or so, with the help of a friend, I've been developing a new method of searching for TV shows.
Meanwhile, may God Bless the American military, the now-free people of Afghanistan, and may light continue to be shed on our enemies. Gilani was the one who orchestrated it. He is known for his strong links to Hassan el Turabi, the ousted speaker of parliament.
What do I need to "subscribe"? Weather RSS feed is a dynamically-generatedfeed based on zip code or Location ID. attended a December 1993 meeting in Sudan that included members of Hezbollah, Hamas and Islamic Jihad. Then there's an oh-yeah-by-the-way-there-are

• short trousers caned
• bully-where are the rubber bands
• story made up on ytterbium
• gilliam mckeith poo chart
• boy wedgie story
• People Atomic Wedgies Pictures
• Sex-Enders Classes
• lazy wife spanking story
• hanging wedgie girls
• Turtle Power - Partners In Crime
• funny sayings regarding vegtables
• pregnancy sickie excuses
• "dog jumping" into water on the album cover
• Des Lynam transvestite Bond girl
• little brother wedgie video
• topless barmaids darwin
• conkers mighty poo song xbox lyric
• amusing etiquette stories
• wasted the Killerbot with that gun you now have tucked into your belt

inspired by someone every week typing in hanging wedgie and then getting to my page. I set about finding what this hanging wedgie is and whilst wading through a load of wedgies I found this

http://www.wedgiegirls.com/techniques/techniques.html

it's basically a list of wedgie techniques and here are some of the odd ones

Breakfast Wedgie
The victim first has their underwear filled with cereal, then milk is poured down their underwear ,then they are given a wedgie. Submitted by Kelsey

Conga Wedgie
This needs a group of people who are all standing in a line or a circle like a conga. Ideally they should go boy, girl, boy, girl etc. Each person takes hold of the person in fronts underwear and on the shout of 3,2,1,Wedgie! everyone gets a wedgie at once. (doing the conga song after is optional). This was common for a while in French nightclubs when they had a song about thongs and wedgies in the french charts - I don't know what the song was called but if anyone out there does you can email me and collect your prize :)

Hanging Wedgie
A wedgie where the victim is hung completely off the ground by just their underwear

Melvin
Grab underwear from the front and pull up.

Wedgie War !!!
A mass wedgie fight usually started by someone in a group giving a wedgie whilst shouting "Wedgie War!"


When Tiggers Attack
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XuA0La81y3k
story to go with it http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_2148702.html

Woman and Cars go together like fish and
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-7422706314303580531

Robot Chicken - Grand Theft Mario
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=3891165729134783717

some times you play the wheel, sometimes the wheel plays you
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-6035121170646340376

as the dude says, holly shit
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=9167655347220364629




Another Mr C effort and I have to admit I like the style of his pictures. Initially I couldn't guess but then I realised it was topical and there is enough clues to help you out, good stuff.

sent in by the Bromsgrove Massive

Football club's inquiry over diary blunder

http://icbirmingham.icnetwork.co.uk/mail/villa/tm_headline=football-club%2Ds-inquiry-over-diary-blunder%26method=full%26objectid=18434823%26siteid=50002-name_page.html

rating the commentators

http://www.football365.com/story/0,17033,8746_1815766,00.html

rating the pundits

http://www.football365.com/story/0,17033,8746_1815766,00.html

here are some highlights

Andy Townshend 4.5/10
Comes with a huge, distracting nose and lumpy, warty skin which gives him an odd, Dickensian barrow boy sort of look but you have to feel sorry for him standing pitch side with that table half of the year. If ITV want to be taken seriously in 2007 they need to get rid of the old guard. Bye bye Andy.

Alan Shearer 3/10
As bad as Lee Dixon but gets an extra half a point for the sh*t-eating grinning, no doubt at the thought of all the money he's earning for doing so little work. His analysis largely consists of just saying what is happening on the screen. "He's hit it with his right foot and it's gone in," to which a nation shouts "we know, we can see!!" Only the BBC could pay someone so much for doing so little in such a poor way. We're disappointed with that and will be all 2007 long.

Paul Merson 3/10
Merse appears to have brain damage. He seems unable to speak coherently and has weird blank but slightly frightened eyes, as though he's expecting to be attacked by bats at any moment. His bursts of manic laughing are a genuinely frightening sight. Good comedy value if you enjoy laughing at the handicapped. Part of me just wants him to do that I'm-drinking-big-pints tongue out thing. He was good at that.

Peter Reid 1.0
He can't pronounce any foreign names and when he says anything that is actually comprehensible, its all clichés and tired old nonsense. For a man who has had a lifetime in football he appears to have picked up no knowledge or insight or is simply unable to communicate it, which is what it's all about as a pundit. Gets 1 point for turning up and having the sheer gall to think he can even do the job. Amazingly, will probably hang on in 2007.

The Second Boring blog from St. Dickeybird The Blasphemous http://dickeybird.blogspot.com/index.html

Dream

Last night I dreamt that I was dead
Not such a bad thing, just a change of scene
Couldn't talk to you, you couldn't see me anyway
Funny how tomorrow plays out just like yesterday.


Okay, that wasn't how I meant to start this post. That was the first verse of a song I wrote a few years ago, Away From Me.

Let's start again...

Last night I dreamt that I was standing alone in an excavated field. It was a huge expanse of dirt and tire-tracks. There were a few bulldozers around, but no people. It was deadly silent.
I couldn't tell if something had been torn down, or if something was about to be built.

I'm betting this has some meaning, I'm just not sure what.

Posted by St. Dickeybird at 7:50 AM






http://video.google.co.uk/videoplay?docid=-5804350661716726459 - we want sex with monkeys

i know it's early but my arse is calling for a shit-stop

i watched jessica simpsons tits this sunday in that Employee of the Month. Shit film. Great rack.

When I blow my nose, I always have to look at the snot but I don't know what I'm expecting to find

1. UK traffic lights emit about 50,000 tonnes of CO2 per year through energy use.

4. More than 20 million people visit Little Chef roadside outlets each year.

6. Holders of the MBE can be stripped of the honour at the discretion of the Queen, "if evidence of wrongdoing comes to light".

8. A shortage of volunteer leaders has led to a waiting list of 50,000 girls wanting to join the Girl Guides.

9. Noel Edmonds' middle name is Ernest, although it’s not noted in his first Who's Who entry, in the newly published 2007 edition. He is listed as Noel E Edmonds.








this is classic star trek from star trek 4

Happy new year. In honour of the Face man being put in the big brother house with some people channel four are telling everyone they are famous, despite no one knowing who they are. I think this year it's the opposite from last year where they had one non celebrity and lots of non celebs, these year its the opposite one celeb and loads of no ones.


I am continuing with the Retro theme as it's quite enjoyable for me to look at on Friday as well. So if you have any old cartoon, sweets, TV programs, pictures of toys and games, send it into amusingitstories@gmail.com

Most of this weeks effort is me pasting a lot of links in to stories and video's but I have a sneaky suspicion you actually prefer this. A big thanks to Mr C who most have sent me half of this weeks blog and there are some things I didn't have time to add. His effort should embarrass the rest of you (into sending stuff in next week).

ROCKY 4 - TRAINING MONTAGE

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ns6p_8wGPXY

and lets get a bit of Rock(y) music to go with that

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DeTIpN1F5Hk&mode=related&search=

The actual boxing match is quite a weird event , with Rocky Running into punches but he won't fall over but there is some dirty after the bell punches from Balboa.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5vYC51BgbCM&mode=related&search=

As I have been looking at old games at wotnot, I accidentally stumbled on to a picture of some sweets I used to it, so I thought I would share it

They look like they are radioactive, maybes it's how they got that Russian recently, REVENGE OF THE NERDS

This one is a bit of interesting fact as it has just been redone, Come on down Eddie Murphy and Party All The Time

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yeFAcDVVW-I

The lyrics are from here

What the hell is a hanging wedgie, in my mind I imagine it's a wedgie where they hang the wedgieee on a tree or something. I love the fact there is a product called a slimming belt, for god sake you fatties just stop blooding eating and go and put the slimming belt down. Now can I have a minutes silence for the poor flat chested soul who typed in "does rubbing butter on your boobs make them bigger", of course it doesn't you idiot, although in the name of science I am willing to help conduct experiments doing it

• "target renegade" hookers
• I am sick dude story
• hanging wedgie
• slimming belt review AYS
• nightmare giving wedgie videos
• does rubbing butter on your boobs make them bigger
• Billy Bob's pizzlers
• Tintin and the Broken Ear (summary)
• the game on addictinggames.com where you buld you castle and men and fight
• blow your bubbles up your arse football chant
• george foreman+fax+telephone number+clothing
• urged to undress sm
• simon cowell spank OR spanking OR spanked
• spanking story the four and hounds
• wondercum side effects
• scooby snack hollyoaks
• todays episode of the gardeners daughter
• Leather slings Robs amsterdam
• last episode vicar of dibley pube quote
• directions to dogging car park in cheddar
• lay your hands on me aussie bum
• how to cheat covenant eyes program
• embarrasing ejaculations
• little brother hanging wedgie video
• wedgie videos of real tv cartoons

in the search above they was one poor girl who wanted bigger boobs and I clicked on one of the search results and it came back with this site

Where someone types in a problem here

how do u get bigger boobs?

The Problem: I'm 14 and I barely fit into an A! I heard it helps to drink milk or rub butter on ur boobs to grow. I was wondering if anyone knew how I could make my boobs grow?

and then people reply to it, the first reply is just plain mean, the rest are crazy, the Internet is chocoblock full of idiots

uhhh... well... im 15 and im almost a D... its crazy isn't it!?

Anonymous

It takes time... i remember when i was 10 i wanted boobs and i pushed them together all the time... and i think it might have worked, cause im 13 now and a 38 C.

Its marshall1991 actually.

some ppl get there boobs as young as 12 and som dont get them till thier about 17 but dont worry about it! ways to help them grow tho is wen u take a shower let the water be cold i dont how this works but it dose and never where a bra 2 bed as that can stop them from growin and some times just let them b 3 and dont wear a bra but dont do this 2 often as they will droup, drink plenty of water and get plenty of sleep, hope's this helps!

Tigz

i don't have any either but i like it cause i know that alot of girls have back problems from them, don't do as well in sports with big ones, and boys only notice the chest. i think you should just let nature take its course.

somebody

im a guy, so maybe i dont know, but i here corn helps out, that butter stuff sounds like a fetish though, and milk will make you fat in the long run(i.e. the fat from the milk doesn't stay in your fun bags for ever)

mr.lemon

well im 16 and 36E well girl my boobs where 32C AT 13 big innit me just kept drinking alot of whole milk u no the ones with the blue top and it did the trick im a happy girl now and me mates boyfriends keep looking at me boobs and plus i am proud of myself. so make the most of it girl and do what i did do what hades bitch said as well.

young bimbo

well i have not worn a bra for like 1 week i mean to bed of course but i went from a 32a to 32c wow huh guyz r hittin all over me n i dont have a big butt

!!! its true

i heard that rubbing ur boobs makes them bigger too, but i have small ones although i want bigger ones.

anonymous

I heard if you get naked and put your boobs up to a TV, the static will make them bigger. Then have sex alot because the horomones and the bouncing will make them grow like flowers. Just have fun with them.

Miss Big Tits

I heard eating carrots would make ur boobs bigger. also if you eat cucumbers you well turn prettier.. (i guess that means that your skin would get better...) anywayz.. mm.. and like all the other girls said .. rub them a lot.. when i was a little girl my mom told me that if u touch ur boobs then they'll grow so i got disgusted and i didn't touch it.. damn .i wish i had touched them.. well. .i'm 16 and 34 A.. that's so damn sad. .

Meeh

this one is a picture blog really and it's called Done a poo blog -

The second blog is called The Rather Mundane World of Rikaitch

the wmv file linked in the blog is brilliant showing the "real" dangers of chat rooms but if the people are all in the same room. It is so funny, seeing all this old geezers sitting in a room talking bollocks. I don't really get the ending though, is it a good a bad thing

Chatrooms

When I was working for the local college, I was to do a teaching certificate to prove that I was a bonefide teacher. My boss, a scary looking viking called Fred, decided we'd be the first to do a qualification meaning we could teach via the internet, so distance learning had a lot more impact. One thing we had to write about was the function of chatrooms, the people that use them, and if or how they affect society.

The equivalent of a field trip was taken into a popular chatroom, and a few surprises were made. We all have an image of chatrooms being seedy places full of kids and paedophiles, but the reality was a diverse range of people. Now don't get me wrong, it was apparent that 99% of users were there to procreate, but a handful of people were genuinely friendly. I made a lot of friends in there, and still speak to a lot of them to this day. An awful lot of them also became students or customers, so not all bad at all.

So imagine my pleasure this week to get a link to a video portraying if a chatroom was a real place. It highlights a lot of truths, and is a real eye-opener.

http://www.rikaitch.plus.com/realchatroom.wmv

I have to warn you, this is a large file, 16.8Mb to be exact. I made it smaller, but it's a very long video. It's not recommended to watch on dialup or slow (*cough*AOL*cough*) broadband. It might be better to right click it and save it before you view it.

Enjoy.

gulliver's travels author promotes eating your kids!

http://art-bin.com/art/omodest.html

Shoes help out with the housework

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_2135361.html

Handbagged To Rights

http://news.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,30100-1244875,00.html

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/africa/6222153.stm

Don't Mess with the Mantis

http://www.birdwatchersdigest.com/site/backyardbirds/hummingbirds/mantis-hummer.aspx

Woman, 80, fights off wild boar

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_2143607.html

Yes it's been away for a while and here is one you will all know but can you correctly name all the icons

I wan't sure if this was a joke or serious because the idea is so good, I think everyone should have a monkey, it would be great, if it's raining outside and you want to go down the shop to get some milk, MONKEY get down the shop and don't go buying any PG Tips or cigarettes

http://www.pm.gov.uk/output/Page10551.asp



Joined up Thinking

At-Work
-------------
When you plan a meeting for 2pm at another site so that when it
finishes there is enough time to get home but not to the office beofre
5.30pm!

In the Pub
---------------
When you see a fit bird in a club with an obviously clingy mate, so
you tell your wingman that you think that "clingy mate" has been
eyeing him up. Thereby freeing up Bird A.
(NOTE: you may have to get Wingman more drunk if "clingy mate" is a bit mingy)





1.19 "Shark Derby"

Bucky Allen, the owner of Bucky's Ocean Grill has arranged a shark derby. He does it just so that he can gain publicity. In order to try and make the derby more successful, Bucky sends two brothers, Roy and Matt, down to the bottom of the ocean to plant a device that attracts sharks. The water becomes full of sharks and even more sharks arrive, when the entrants start traveling back and forth on the water. Cort and Eddie enters the derby. Thorpe and Hobie are also in the derby.

At the beach, Jill is forced to make a daring rescue, when a shark approaches some kids in a raft. She manages to rescue all the kids, but when she has brought the final one to Shauni at the Baywatch boat, the great white shark attacks Jill and drags her away. Mitch is too far away from her and can't rescue her.

Later, while Jill recovers at the hospital, Cort and Mitch go down in a shark cage and hope to record something under the surface. They record a high frequency sound and they are convinced Bucky placed it there. Garner goes to the restaurant to look around. This makes Bucky scared and he sends Roy and Matt down to bring back the device to him. Then Mitch, Garner, Cort and Eddie arrive and Bucky falls overboard. Before he is rescued, he has to confess everything. Garner hears everything and arrests Bucky.

Later, at the hospital, Jill dies unexpectedly. Then Mitch, Craig, Eddie and Shauni all reflects on the special way Jill was part of their lives.

New Year, New Liver! says:

just say no to work kidz

Xmas Hangover says:

I'm all ready bored and I have only just got in

Xmas Hangover says:

I am struggling to use the keyboard, it's like going back to school after summer and not being able to write

New Year, New Liver! says:

have you tried writing recently?

New Year, New Liver! says:

(not including your signature)

New Year, New Liver! says:

it's well hard

New Year, New Liver! says:

i make lists for myself

New Year, New Liver! says:

and then find them again

New Year, New Liver! says:

it looks like a drunk experiment in free-writing

I have heard some good stories over xmas mainly involving the comander (My Dad)

whilst alied Jones singing "were walking in the air" was on TV

Ma : I l like him he is a very nice bloke

Commander : how do you know he is a nice bloke, I heard he is a horrible bloke who spits at kids

The commander was complaining at Ma because she had failed to tell him to deliver some christmas cards. When Ma and me explained we did tell him he had to deliver the cards just yesterday afternoon he then said

"Well how am I meant to know that, you should have know I wasn't paying attention"

Another highlight of xmas was Ma and my nephews girlfriend both falling off the table at the same time because they were too drunk and me and Ma failing to clean up the mess on xmas day because we were too drunk to change the hoover bag

We also played a family fun game called "who's in the bag" where you basically pull a piece of paper out of the bag which has three names on, you have to then give clues (without saying the name) for your team mates to guess who it is. The best clue was

"the change you get from a condom machine"

who was he talking about, Johnny Cash of course. The Kate Moss one was easy as well because all you had to do was sniff and say model.

After the indulgence of the last few weeks, I have had enough of boozing and eating chocolate and crisps and any other unhealthy food.

I thought I would join the temperance society for 2 weeks

http://www.spartacus.schoolnet.co.uk/REtemperance.htm

and here is a link for temperance movement around the world

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Temperance_movement

but don't stay with the society for too long otherwise you will become boring and people will stop inviting you out to play

Alien Highway or Highway Encounter

This was sent in by Mr C and this is what he thinks about it

i love the way this one counts down to zone zero and you go back and rescue your drones then clear the way for them some more like smokey and the bandit but an alien

and if you want to see where the review comes from go here or I have borrowed the best bit below, the review is below or the best bit is the youtube video which is here

Defeat the aliens again in this sequel to Highway Encounter. Once again you must guide the Vorton and its precious weapon; this time the Terratron, through 30 zones in an attempt to destroy the extraterrestrials' industrial complex. Avoiding the electrified edge of the road at all costs, you must get past the cunningly placed obstacles, whilst shooting the Zebs and any passing kamikaze aliens. Along the way you are also required to arm the bomb by picking up seven regeneration stations or otherwise it will fail to detonate. However what is a good, hard game is let down by MODE 1 graphics and poor sound.

Temperance Society Has Got My Vote says:

I love watching old games, they look soooo difficult

New Year, New Liver! says:

they take ages of patience

New Year, New Liver! says:

now it's mash all keys at once

New Year, New Liver! says:

next level

Temperance Society Has Got My Vote says:

in my day you rarely got to the next level

New Year, New Liver! says:

hehe

New Year, New Liver! says:

a triumphant day for us

New Year, New Liver! says:

was completing a really hard level at populous

New Year, New Liver! says:

round our mate's house

New Year, New Liver! says:

and the amiga churned the disk to load the next level

New Year, New Liver! says:

while we waited his mum got biscuits and juice for us

New Year, New Liver! says:

as we'd been doing it so long

Temperance Society Has Got My Vote says:

it helped show us that life is difficult and not everyone is going to make it to the next level

Sometimes people get angry at work and they vent this anger using the medium of email, we like it when people do this.

Can everyone please check the mouse that they are using, as the training room's 'special supply' of optical mice seems to be a bit depleted. To aid in identification, they cunningly enough have 'Training' written on the bottom, which should be an indicator of their true home for which they were originally bought.

We were talking about Glaaaaadiators yesterday and someone mentioned the legend that was Wesley 2 scoops, the only person who ever really took it to the gladiators

here he is jumping a car

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L0KcfhDg54w

here is the end credits, what a tune

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jqTdfkunndc

and here is the wolfman, what a show

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yqEkADQJiVI&mode=related&search=

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UodeI1SFtcc&mode=related&search=

This was found in some code recently, to be honest I like it's honesty, who knows why we do anything

//below has been changed to put the _print back into the geoset if it is there, this was taken out

//before and I don't know if there was any reason for this or just me being silly

I don't really know I was thinking about this but I was saying something about GOD and then I just thought who invented BOD, wait a minute what is BOD. I had some faint whiff of my childhood and thinking and then I typed it into google and got the theme tune

http://80scartoonscontent.co.uk/sounds/bod.mp3

here is a picture of bod

http://80scartoons.co.uk/bod/bod1.jpg

finally thanks to MR C here is the cartoon on youtube

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fY5ym2OU7Bo

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yZ-boBpCeC4&mode=related&search=

and I got a bit excited at how this sounded BOD AND THE BIRDS

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AMObCmvBbBM&mode=related&search=

wikipedia link for the truely interested http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bod_(series)

for the briefly interested it was a cartoon first shown on the BBC 1975 with 13 episodes based on a book by Joanna and Michael Cole

Road Rash

http://www.game-oldies.com/game-play-3030.htm

Desert Strike

http://www.game-oldies.com/game-play-1535.htm

Dreamboat on Word: Word 2000 Word 2002 Word 2003 (On Office series) (Holy Macro! Books, 2004)

The Art of What Works: How Success Really Happens (McGraw-Hill, 2003)

This spam is one of the new breed of jpg and a verse. This one had the title of CHANGE which is a good title for new year spam. I do quite enjoy reading the text supplied in the spam emails, it's just bonkers

Another globule for a fraction has a change of heart about a buzzard. Furthermore, a mortician hesitates, and a grain of sand is a big fan of the bartender toward the senator. A crank case toward a hockey player feverishly throws a mating ritual at some cheese wheel. If a stovepipe brainwashes a steam engine of a prime minister, then the vaporized spider rejoices.

it's not a proper piss unless you let one rip at the same time

time to download my 3pm log early today

just completed that Highway Encounter, HUZZAH, for old games makers

completed it hey, well done, it's only taken you about 20 years

AMUSING STORIES ON THE NET

Here are the answers for rubbish icons, that one on the end really gets me, it looks like a musical note. Also the person in this weeks power of paint is Pete Doherty, good work from the Biscuit there, he has spent just the right amount of time so that the picture isn't too good but yet isn't rubbish.











This weeks horror film is called - The Monster Maker (1944)
what's better is that you can watch the whole film for free here



and there is an amusing review on imdb here or shown below

Worth catching for several reasons, 5 February 2001
Author: pmsusana from New Orleans, Louisiana

This is one of those films that's entertaining for its sheer audacity. It also has an unusually interesting cast for a small-studio B-picture. J. Carroll Naish (as the evil Dr. Markoff) and Ralph Morgan (as victim Anthony Lawrence) were veteran character actors who were always worth watching, and Glenn Strange (as Steve, Markoff's giant-size henchman) would be promoted that same year to playing the Frankenstein Monster in the first of three films for Universal.

This professional cast tries to lend believability to several ludicrous situations. At one point Markoff attempts to put his nervous female assistant under a Svengali-like hypnotic influence; when this fails, Markoff turns loose his pet gorilla (!) in the hope that the beast will kill the beauty, though all it does is overturn a table.

Some critics have found this film particularly distasteful since it deals with acromegaly, an actual disfiguring disease (see the bio for actor Rondo Hatton elsewhere on this data base). And the sight of the malformed Mr. Lawrence (when his daughter suddenly enters a darkened room) is certainly an unforgettable jolt.