Monday, January 04, 2010
What Causes Puffy Eyes?
I found an article on puffy eyes on this interesting website Eye Cream Review, which contains lots of information and useful products on Eye Cream
The article is called Puffy eyes why does this happen
The article states the main causes of puffy eyes
There are several causes of puffy eyes, which we’ll list in no particular order…
- Crying can cause puffy eyes, as the skin around and under the eyes swells and more blood travels through this area.
- Stress is a MAJOR cause of puffy eyes.
- Fluid retention.
- Allergies (seasonal impact).
- Hormonal changes. This happens in both the teenage years and after about age 30 in both men and women.
- Excessive alcohol intake
When looking at the the website - Eye Cream Review, I thought it was talking about some kind of new product from apple, the new iPod or Eyepod if you will.
Looking at the site it does seem to have a won a few awards but some of the names of the products did make me chuckle.
Products like
Oro Gold Deep Wrinkle Penetration Kit
Oro Gold Cosmetics Deep Peeling
Oro Gold Cosmetics Facial Cleanser
Oro Gold Cosmetics Detoxifying Thermal Mask
This one is my favourite
Oro Gold Facial Expression Bionic Complex Serum
Even the description of the website is admits the name is possibly a bit extreme.
“The name alone, lets you know just how involved a product this is. The Oro Gold Facial Expression Bionic Complex - Night Formula Muscle Contraction Relief. That is quite a mouthful, but the results it provides will leave you speechless. This Night Formula Muscle Contraction Relief is the most inventive and advanced anti wrinkle treatment in the industry. It approaches the removal of the deep set, stubborn wrinkles caused by facial expressions. Whether you are trying to eliminate forehead wrinkles, crows feet or lines around the mouth, this Facial Expression Bionic Complex is the serum you have been waiting for.
This complicated serum is designed to be applied at night. It penetrates the skin, deep into the muscle tissue. A unique blend of Argireline, 24K gold and Vitamins E & C deeply relaxes the muscle tension and contractions that occur during the night, thereby reducing the appearance of expression lines.”
The site also has some articles which sound rude but are not, like the Two Minute Winkle Drill Review, it seems to include all the words for a rude statement but yet doesn't
Friday, November 27, 2009
Imagine if you laid an egg with Paul Daniels inside
Imagine if you laid an egg with Paul Daniels inside
HOSKS HALF HOUR
Brilliant podcast is the brain birth of the Hosk, an Internet Enigma who is obsessed with putting the word Hosk into as many things as possible, he is also the inventor of theHoskcast, like a podcast but funnier. It is a comedy podcast featuring amusing news, stand up andobservations, twisted ambient music with odd stories. It has morale dilemmas and an obsession of reading Sun Stories, Stories from the Hosk and random thoughts which fart out of his brain.
ET Is a bit suspicious
HOSKS HALF HOUR
Brilliant podcast is the brain birth of the Hosk, an Internet Enigma who is obsessed with putting the word Hosk into as many things as possible, he is also the inventor of theHoskcast, like a podcast but funnier. It is a comedy podcast featuring amusing news, stand up andobservations, twisted ambient music with odd stories. It has morale dilemmas and an obsession of reading Sun Stories, Stories from the Hosk and random thoughts which fart out of his brain.
100grand music my aweseome mix tape
HOSKS HALF HOUR
Brilliant podcast is the brain birth of the Hosk, an Internet Enigma who is obsessed with putting the word Hosk into as many things as possible, he is also the inventor of theHoskcast, like a podcast but funnier. It is a comedy podcast featuring amusing news, stand up andobservations, twisted ambient music with odd stories. It has morale dilemmas and an obsession of reading Sun Stories, Stories from the Hosk and random thoughts which fart out of his brain.
Funny story about ducks
HOSKS HALF HOUR
Brilliant podcast is the brain birth of the Hosk, an Internet Enigma who is obsessed with putting the word Hosk into as many things as possible, he is also the inventor of theHoskcast, like a podcast but funnier. It is a comedy podcast featuring amusing news, stand up andobservations, twisted ambient music with odd stories. It has morale dilemmas and an obsession of reading Sun Stories, Stories from the Hosk and random thoughts which fart out of his brain.
District 9 Sales pitch
HOSKS HALF HOUR
Brilliant podcast is the brain birth of the Hosk, an Internet Enigma who is obsessed with putting the word Hosk into as many things as possible, he is also the inventor of theHoskcast, like a podcast but funnier. It is a comedy podcast featuring amusing news, stand up andobservations, twisted ambient music with odd stories. It has morale dilemmas and an obsession of reading Sun Stories, Stories from the Hosk and random thoughts which fart out of his brain.
Wednesday, October 21, 2009
Penis Jewelry
Well we all need Jewelry for that special occasion but what about jewelry for the special part of you.
Are you confused, not sure what I am talking about. I’m talking about Jewelry for the penis, oh yes indeed sir. You might be worried that the penis and yours in particular is a bit of an ugly little fella, with his purple veins popping out, shiny helmet and foreskin flapping about, not to mention the two hairy eggs swaying below it.
So if ladies laugh or cry when you whip out your penis, you need to improve you penis presentation and what better than to put on some penis jewelry, imagine the surprised look on your lovers face when she see’s you penis has Gull Wing Penis Pendant scrotum chain! Before you know it you will be fighting her off, probably to so there isn’t any ripping accidents but anything which attracts women to your penis has to be good.
I was thinking of a good advert - Getting Jewelry for your penis, isn't as hard as you think
It’s the perfect Christmas, Birthday, anniversary or stag do present and you can buy some here
The description of the Jewelry even sounds great
Unique stunning gold and silver penis jewelry by Sylvie Monthule. Erotic body ornament and collectors' items at the US source for this artist: www.blakelogan.com
Monday, September 14, 2009
movie cliche - something in your eye, leads to a tongue down your throat
HOSKS HALF HOUR
Brilliant podcast is the brain birth of the Hosk, an Internet Enigma who is obsessed with putting the word Hosk into as many things as possible, he is also the inventor of theHoskcast, like a podcast but funnier. It is a comedy podcast featuring amusing news, stand up and observations, twisted ambient music with odd stories. It has morale dilemmas and an obsession of reading Sun Stories, Stories from the Hosk and random thoughts which fart out of his brain.
What do people do with Merkins?
HOSKS HALF HOUR
Brilliant podcast is the brain birth of the Hosk, an Internet Enigma who is obsessed with putting the word Hosk into as many things as possible, he is also the inventor of theHoskcast, like a podcast but funnier. It is a comedy podcast featuring amusing news, stand up and observations, twisted ambient music with odd stories. It has morale dilemmas and an obsession of reading Sun Stories, Stories from the Hosk and random thoughts which fart out of his brain.
Tuesday, September 08, 2009
clothed man sparks riot at a nudest colony
HOSKS HALF HOUR
Brilliant podcast is the brain birth of the Hosk, an Internet Enigma who is obsessed with putting the word Hosk into as many things as possible, he is also the inventor of theHoskcast, like a podcast but funnier. It is a comedy podcast featuring amusing news, stand up and observations, twisted ambient music with odd stories. It has morale dilemmas and an obsession of reading Sun Stories, Stories from the Hosk and random thoughts which fart out of his brain.
X Factor Comedy
HOSKS HALF HOUR
Brilliant podcast is the brain birth of the Hosk, an Internet Enigma who is obsessed with putting the word Hosk into as many things as possible, he is also the inventor of theHoskcast, like a podcast but funnier. It is a comedy podcast featuring amusing news, stand up and observations, twisted ambient music with odd stories. It has morale dilemmas and an obsession of reading Sun Stories, Stories from the Hosk and random thoughts which fart out of his brain.
Simon Cowell's Best Insults - X Factor Fun
HOSKS HALF HOUR
Brilliant podcast is the brain birth of the Hosk, an Internet Enigma who is obsessed with putting the word Hosk into as many things as possible, he is also the inventor of theHoskcast, like a podcast but funnier. It is a comedy podcast featuring amusing news, stand up and observations, twisted ambient music with odd stories. It has morale dilemmas and an obsession of reading Sun Stories, Stories from the Hosk and random thoughts which fart out of his brain.
Monday, September 07, 2009
Pinball Wizard Comedy
HOSKS HALF HOUR
Brilliant podcast is the brain birth of the Hosk, an Internet Enigma who is obsessed with putting the word Hosk into as many things as possible, he is also the inventor of the Hoskcast, like a podcast but funnier. It is a comedy podcast featuring amusing news, stand up and observations, twisted ambient music with odd stories. It has morale dilemmas and an obsession of reading Sun Stories, Stories from the Hosk and random thoughts which fart out of his brain.
All Fannies Are Different
Friday, September 04, 2009
Great List Of Comedy Podcasts
I have my own comedy podcasts - Hosks Half Hour, which very funny by the way. enough of that blatant plugging.
I am interesting in listening to other funny podcasts and I noticed that the Telegraph today included a list offunnypodcasts out there on the Internet. The list is a fairly predictable list of podcasts but they are predictable because they are all pretty funny.
I have found it quite difficult to find comedy podcasts because there are a lot of terrible comedy podcasts out there, usually with 2 people just talking to each other. So instead of comedy you just earwig on two people chatting. Even with the famous podcasts it usually ends with two people chatting. This is fine for the radio where they have 3 or 4 hours to fill on a regular basis but for people who have a weekly/monthly podcast then I think they should be a lot more comedy in them.
so before I let you go on your way to read the list of comedy podcasts you should consume, I want you to remember one thing, Hosks Half Hour is better than all of them, click here to see for youself
THE ONION RADIO NEWS
These are spoof radio reports from America’s favourite fake newspaper. Stories are delivered with slick conviction on subjects as ludicrous as President Obama getting tangled in coat hangers; cheese smugglers gettingdangerouslycheddared and North Korea being unprepared for an attack by North Korea.
FRIDAY NIGHT COMEDY FROM BBC RADIO 4
A weekly downloadable delight which offers a satirical take on the week’s news. Current offering: I Guess That’s Why They Call It The News starring Laurence Howarth, Sarah Kendall, Gordon Southern and Milton Jones.
DAVID MITCHELL'S SOAPBOX
The Mitchell part of Mitchell and Webb offers a string of funny personal video rants. Topics include: “I hate lorries”; going to the doctor; getting rid of a mouse; and what your beer choice says about you. All delivered in Mitchell’s 24-carat satirical style.
ADAM AND JOE FROM BBC RADIO 6
Highlights from the duo's Saturday morning show with a few extra musings thrown in for good measure. Listen out for Song Wars and some charming home-made jingles.
THE RICKY GERVAIS SHOW
Video podcast in which Ricky Gervais teams up with his favourite collaborators Steven Merchant and Karl Pilkingtonto discuss important issues such as the meaning of life and Karl’s astoundingly low IQ.
ANSWER ME THIS!
Last year’s iTunes Podcast of the Year, Answer Me This! is the brainchild of Helen Zaltzman and Olly Mann who have taken it upon themselves to answer thousands of their listeners' most profound and burning questions, such as ‘do humans still need hair’ and ‘should I go out with my boss?’
HOSKS HALF HOUR
Brilliant podcast is the brain birth of the Hosk, an Internet Enigma who is obsessed with putting the word Hosk into as many things as possible, he is also the inventor of the Hoskcast, like a podcast but funnier. It is a comedy podcast featuring amusing news, stand up and observations, twisted ambient music with odd stories. It has morale dilemmas and an obsession of reading Sun Stories.
http://hoskshalfhour.blogspot.com/
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