Wednesday, October 21, 2009
Penis Jewelry
Well we all need Jewelry for that special occasion but what about jewelry for the special part of you.
Are you confused, not sure what I am talking about. I’m talking about Jewelry for the penis, oh yes indeed sir. You might be worried that the penis and yours in particular is a bit of an ugly little fella, with his purple veins popping out, shiny helmet and foreskin flapping about, not to mention the two hairy eggs swaying below it.
So if ladies laugh or cry when you whip out your penis, you need to improve you penis presentation and what better than to put on some penis jewelry, imagine the surprised look on your lovers face when she see’s you penis has Gull Wing Penis Pendant scrotum chain! Before you know it you will be fighting her off, probably to so there isn’t any ripping accidents but anything which attracts women to your penis has to be good.
I was thinking of a good advert - Getting Jewelry for your penis, isn't as hard as you think
It’s the perfect Christmas, Birthday, anniversary or stag do present and you can buy some here
The description of the Jewelry even sounds great
Unique stunning gold and silver penis jewelry by Sylvie Monthule. Erotic body ornament and collectors' items at the US source for this artist: www.blakelogan.com
Monday, September 14, 2009
movie cliche - something in your eye, leads to a tongue down your throat
HOSKS HALF HOUR
Brilliant podcast is the brain birth of the Hosk, an Internet Enigma who is obsessed with putting the word Hosk into as many things as possible, he is also the inventor of theHoskcast, like a podcast but funnier. It is a comedy podcast featuring amusing news, stand up and observations, twisted ambient music with odd stories. It has morale dilemmas and an obsession of reading Sun Stories, Stories from the Hosk and random thoughts which fart out of his brain.
What do people do with Merkins?
HOSKS HALF HOUR
Brilliant podcast is the brain birth of the Hosk, an Internet Enigma who is obsessed with putting the word Hosk into as many things as possible, he is also the inventor of theHoskcast, like a podcast but funnier. It is a comedy podcast featuring amusing news, stand up and observations, twisted ambient music with odd stories. It has morale dilemmas and an obsession of reading Sun Stories, Stories from the Hosk and random thoughts which fart out of his brain.
Tuesday, September 08, 2009
clothed man sparks riot at a nudest colony
HOSKS HALF HOUR
Brilliant podcast is the brain birth of the Hosk, an Internet Enigma who is obsessed with putting the word Hosk into as many things as possible, he is also the inventor of theHoskcast, like a podcast but funnier. It is a comedy podcast featuring amusing news, stand up and observations, twisted ambient music with odd stories. It has morale dilemmas and an obsession of reading Sun Stories, Stories from the Hosk and random thoughts which fart out of his brain.
X Factor Comedy
HOSKS HALF HOUR
Brilliant podcast is the brain birth of the Hosk, an Internet Enigma who is obsessed with putting the word Hosk into as many things as possible, he is also the inventor of theHoskcast, like a podcast but funnier. It is a comedy podcast featuring amusing news, stand up and observations, twisted ambient music with odd stories. It has morale dilemmas and an obsession of reading Sun Stories, Stories from the Hosk and random thoughts which fart out of his brain.
Simon Cowell's Best Insults - X Factor Fun
HOSKS HALF HOUR
Brilliant podcast is the brain birth of the Hosk, an Internet Enigma who is obsessed with putting the word Hosk into as many things as possible, he is also the inventor of theHoskcast, like a podcast but funnier. It is a comedy podcast featuring amusing news, stand up and observations, twisted ambient music with odd stories. It has morale dilemmas and an obsession of reading Sun Stories, Stories from the Hosk and random thoughts which fart out of his brain.
Monday, September 07, 2009
Pinball Wizard Comedy
HOSKS HALF HOUR
Brilliant podcast is the brain birth of the Hosk, an Internet Enigma who is obsessed with putting the word Hosk into as many things as possible, he is also the inventor of the Hoskcast, like a podcast but funnier. It is a comedy podcast featuring amusing news, stand up and observations, twisted ambient music with odd stories. It has morale dilemmas and an obsession of reading Sun Stories, Stories from the Hosk and random thoughts which fart out of his brain.
All Fannies Are Different
Friday, September 04, 2009
Great List Of Comedy Podcasts
I have my own comedy podcasts - Hosks Half Hour, which very funny by the way. enough of that blatant plugging.
I am interesting in listening to other funny podcasts and I noticed that the Telegraph today included a list offunnypodcasts out there on the Internet. The list is a fairly predictable list of podcasts but they are predictable because they are all pretty funny.
I have found it quite difficult to find comedy podcasts because there are a lot of terrible comedy podcasts out there, usually with 2 people just talking to each other. So instead of comedy you just earwig on two people chatting. Even with the famous podcasts it usually ends with two people chatting. This is fine for the radio where they have 3 or 4 hours to fill on a regular basis but for people who have a weekly/monthly podcast then I think they should be a lot more comedy in them.
so before I let you go on your way to read the list of comedy podcasts you should consume, I want you to remember one thing, Hosks Half Hour is better than all of them, click here to see for youself
THE ONION RADIO NEWS
These are spoof radio reports from America’s favourite fake newspaper. Stories are delivered with slick conviction on subjects as ludicrous as President Obama getting tangled in coat hangers; cheese smugglers gettingdangerouslycheddared and North Korea being unprepared for an attack by North Korea.
FRIDAY NIGHT COMEDY FROM BBC RADIO 4
A weekly downloadable delight which offers a satirical take on the week’s news. Current offering: I Guess That’s Why They Call It The News starring Laurence Howarth, Sarah Kendall, Gordon Southern and Milton Jones.
DAVID MITCHELL'S SOAPBOX
The Mitchell part of Mitchell and Webb offers a string of funny personal video rants. Topics include: “I hate lorries”; going to the doctor; getting rid of a mouse; and what your beer choice says about you. All delivered in Mitchell’s 24-carat satirical style.
ADAM AND JOE FROM BBC RADIO 6
Highlights from the duo's Saturday morning show with a few extra musings thrown in for good measure. Listen out for Song Wars and some charming home-made jingles.
THE RICKY GERVAIS SHOW
Video podcast in which Ricky Gervais teams up with his favourite collaborators Steven Merchant and Karl Pilkingtonto discuss important issues such as the meaning of life and Karl’s astoundingly low IQ.
ANSWER ME THIS!
Last year’s iTunes Podcast of the Year, Answer Me This! is the brainchild of Helen Zaltzman and Olly Mann who have taken it upon themselves to answer thousands of their listeners' most profound and burning questions, such as ‘do humans still need hair’ and ‘should I go out with my boss?’
HOSKS HALF HOUR
Brilliant podcast is the brain birth of the Hosk, an Internet Enigma who is obsessed with putting the word Hosk into as many things as possible, he is also the inventor of the Hoskcast, like a podcast but funnier. It is a comedy podcast featuring amusing news, stand up and observations, twisted ambient music with odd stories. It has morale dilemmas and an obsession of reading Sun Stories.
http://hoskshalfhour.blogspot.com/
Laughing at the Worst X Factor Auditions
The new Eminim
Friday, December 12, 2008
Christmas Comedy and laughing at Santa's bulging sack
I know you have been fighting it so far but it's now time to get some of the Christmas feeling in you and what better way to start than listening to the first of the Christmas episodes on Hosks Half Hour
Hosks Half Hour - Episode 54 - Christmas Comedy and laughing at Santa's bulging sack
The contents of the episode are
Xmas Warnings
jealous of the box
don't go shopping after a pint on xmas eve
don't believe her when she says don't spend much
What Christmas is
don't make a snowmen make a snow....
reith lectures
Cliff Richard is Mr Xmas
Christmas Standup
people becoming eating machines
santa is watching you
Christmas to xmas
poor person has his birthday on Xmas
xmas sounds like a fungal disease
Xmas stories
Hosks dad versus the icicle
Xmas thoughts
I hate wrapping presents
Chickens versus turkeys
cheese
the Xmas Film
Xmas stuff
The worst Christmas presents ever given
sketches
Business man - xmas party
Fat kid - mums got funny head
Don't forget there are plenty of other non Xmas related episodes also available at Hosks Half Hour
Merry Hoskmas
Friday, December 05, 2008
Laughing in the face of Armageddon
It is will have you laughing like a drain utilising the power of laughter of other people and turning it on you like a laser beam on a bond film
here is the contents of this weeks funny episode of the comedy podcast Hosks Half Hour
I have mixed laughing internet clips with funny Hosk stuff and some toilet humour.
my favourite clips are Armageddon, which is a story to put you off felching if you were weren't already and then we have someone trying to conduct an interview with ridiculously squeaky voiced man
Hosk Stories
I made a new naughty word
Hosk Fact
Penguins can jump six feet
Hosk Standup
the English language
hosk toilet airfreshner
what does pulling your finger out mean?
laughing clips
legover, boggy marsh and the Charlotte Green Today Show March 28 2008 are brought back because I wanted to the hear them again
Armageddon - odd hamster felching thing
squeaky voice man - this is brilliant very very funny
A weather women who bursts into laughter
other bits
a laughing montage collection, very funny
Mucks up
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