Monday, January 04, 2010

What Causes Puffy Eyes?

I found an article on puffy eyes on this interesting website Eye Cream Review, which contains lots of information and useful products on Eye Cream

The article is called Puffy eyes why does this happen

The article states the main causes of puffy eyes

There are several causes of puffy eyes, which we’ll list in no particular order…

  • Crying can cause puffy eyes, as the skin around and under the eyes swells and more blood travels through this area.
  • Stress is a MAJOR cause of puffy eyes.
  • Fluid retention.
  • Allergies (seasonal impact).
  • Hormonal changes. This happens in both the teenage years and after about age 30 in both men and women.
  • Excessive alcohol intake
but also includes lots of treatments for it but not just trying to sell you it's products

The website is quite interesting as well as trying to sell you eye treatments

When looking at the the website - Eye Cream Review, I thought it was talking about some kind of new product from apple, the new iPod or Eyepod if you will.

Looking at the site it does seem to have a won a few awards but some of the names of the products did make me chuckle.

Products like

Oro Gold Deep Wrinkle Penetration Kit


Oro Gold Cosmetics Deep Peeling


Oro Gold Cosmetics Facial Cleanser


Oro Gold Cosmetics Detoxifying Thermal Mask

This one is my favourite

Oro Gold Facial Expression Bionic Complex Serum

Even the description of the website is admits the name is possibly a bit extreme.

“The name alone, lets you know just how involved a product this is. The Oro Gold Facial Expression Bionic Complex - Night Formula Muscle Contraction Relief. That is quite a mouthful, but the results it provides will leave you speechless. This Night Formula Muscle Contraction Relief is the most inventive and advanced anti wrinkle treatment in the industry. It approaches the removal of the deep set, stubborn wrinkles caused by facial expressions. Whether you are trying to eliminate forehead wrinkles, crows feet or lines around the mouth, this Facial Expression Bionic Complex is the serum you have been waiting for.

This complicated serum is designed to be applied at night. It penetrates the skin, deep into the muscle tissue. A unique blend of Argireline, 24K gold and Vitamins E & C deeply relaxes the muscle tension and contractions that occur during the night, thereby reducing the appearance of expression lines.”

The site also has some articles which sound rude but are not, like the Two Minute Winkle Drill Review, it seems to include all the words for a rude statement but yet doesn't

Friday, November 27, 2009

Imagine if you laid an egg with Paul Daniels inside

Imagine if you laid an egg with Paul Daniels inside



HOSKS HALF HOUR

Brilliant podcast is the brain birth of the Hosk, an Internet Enigma who is obsessed with putting the word Hosk into as many things as possible, he is also the inventor of theHoskcast, like a podcast but funnier. It is a comedy podcast featuring amusing news, stand up andobservations, twisted ambient music with odd stories. It has morale dilemmas and an obsession of reading Sun Stories, Stories from the Hosk and random thoughts which fart out of his brain.

http://hoskshalfhour.blogspot.com/

ET Is a bit suspicious

ET Is a bit suspicious


HOSKS HALF HOUR

Brilliant podcast is the brain birth of the Hosk, an Internet Enigma who is obsessed with putting the word Hosk into as many things as possible, he is also the inventor of theHoskcast, like a podcast but funnier. It is a comedy podcast featuring amusing news, stand up andobservations, twisted ambient music with odd stories. It has morale dilemmas and an obsession of reading Sun Stories, Stories from the Hosk and random thoughts which fart out of his brain.

http://hoskshalfhour.blogspot.com/

100grand music my aweseome mix tape

A Man wins 100 grand or so he thinks


HOSKS HALF HOUR

Brilliant podcast is the brain birth of the Hosk, an Internet Enigma who is obsessed with putting the word Hosk into as many things as possible, he is also the inventor of theHoskcast, like a podcast but funnier. It is a comedy podcast featuring amusing news, stand up andobservations, twisted ambient music with odd stories. It has morale dilemmas and an obsession of reading Sun Stories, Stories from the Hosk and random thoughts which fart out of his brain.

http://hoskshalfhour.blogspot.com/

Funny story about ducks



HOSKS HALF HOUR

Brilliant podcast is the brain birth of the Hosk, an Internet Enigma who is obsessed with putting the word Hosk into as many things as possible, he is also the inventor of theHoskcast, like a podcast but funnier. It is a comedy podcast featuring amusing news, stand up andobservations, twisted ambient music with odd stories. It has morale dilemmas and an obsession of reading Sun Stories, Stories from the Hosk and random thoughts which fart out of his brain.

http://hoskshalfhour.blogspot.com/

District 9 Sales pitch

I was trying to persuade my girlfriend to go to the cinema and watch a sci fi movie, not easy


HOSKS HALF HOUR

Brilliant podcast is the brain birth of the Hosk, an Internet Enigma who is obsessed with putting the word Hosk into as many things as possible, he is also the inventor of theHoskcast, like a podcast but funnier. It is a comedy podcast featuring amusing news, stand up andobservations, twisted ambient music with odd stories. It has morale dilemmas and an obsession of reading Sun Stories, Stories from the Hosk and random thoughts which fart out of his brain.

http://hoskshalfhour.blogspot.com/

Wednesday, October 21, 2009

Penis Jewelry

Well we all need Jewelry for that special occasion but what about jewelry for the special part of you.

Are you confused, not sure what I am talking about. I’m talking about Jewelry for the penis, oh yes indeed sir. You might be worried that the penis and yours in particular is a bit of an ugly little fella, with his purple veins popping out, shiny helmet and foreskin flapping about, not to mention the two hairy eggs swaying below it.

So if ladies laugh or cry when you whip out your penis, you need to improve you penis presentation and what better than to put on some penis jewelry, imagine the surprised look on your lovers face when she see’s you penis has Gull Wing Penis Pendant scrotum chain! Before you know it you will be fighting her off, probably to so there isn’t any ripping accidents but anything which attracts women to your penis has to be good.

I was thinking of a good advert - Getting Jewelry for your penis, isn't as hard as you think

It’s the perfect Christmas, Birthday, anniversary or stag do present and you can buy some here

Penis Jewelry

The description of the Jewelry even sounds great

Unique stunning gold and silver penis jewelry by Sylvie Monthule. Erotic body ornament and collectors' items at the US source for this artist: www.blakelogan.com


Monday, September 14, 2009

movie cliche - something in your eye, leads to a tongue down your throat

movie cliche - something in your eye, leads to a tongue down your throat

This is a clip from the very funny comedy podcast Hosks Half Hour-http://hoskshalfhour.blogspot.com, if you like the clip below then listen to a whole show


HOSKS HALF HOUR

Brilliant podcast is the brain birth of the Hosk, an Internet Enigma who is obsessed with putting the word Hosk into as many things as possible, he is also the inventor of theHoskcast, like a podcast but funnier. It is a comedy podcast featuring amusing news, stand up and observations, twisted ambient music with odd stories. It has morale dilemmas and an obsession of reading Sun Stories, Stories from the Hosk and random thoughts which fart out of his brain.

http://hoskshalfhour.blogspot.com/

What do people do with Merkins?

Who invented the merkin? who uses the Merkin? what the hell is the purpose of the Merkin?

This is a clip from the very funny comedy podcast Hosks Half Hour-http://hoskshalfhour.blogspot.com, if you like the clip below then listen to a whole show


HOSKS HALF HOUR

Brilliant podcast is the brain birth of the Hosk, an Internet Enigma who is obsessed with putting the word Hosk into as many things as possible, he is also the inventor of theHoskcast, like a podcast but funnier. It is a comedy podcast featuring amusing news, stand up and observations, twisted ambient music with odd stories. It has morale dilemmas and an obsession of reading Sun Stories, Stories from the Hosk and random thoughts which fart out of his brain.

http://hoskshalfhour.blogspot.com/

Tuesday, September 08, 2009

clothed man sparks riot at a nudest colony

This is a funny story about a man who starts causing trouble at a nudest colony because he refuses to take his clothes off and then some of the women try to make him take his clothes. woohooo that's the spirit ladies

This is a clip from the very funny comedy podcast Hosks Half Hour-http://hoskshalfhour.blogspot.com, if you like the clip below then listen to a whole show


HOSKS HALF HOUR

Brilliant podcast is the brain birth of the Hosk, an Internet Enigma who is obsessed with putting the word Hosk into as many things as possible, he is also the inventor of theHoskcast, like a podcast but funnier. It is a comedy podcast featuring amusing news, stand up and observations, twisted ambient music with odd stories. It has morale dilemmas and an obsession of reading Sun Stories, Stories from the Hosk and random thoughts which fart out of his brain.

http://hoskshalfhour.blogspot.com/

X Factor Comedy

Here is a little mix of some Hosk Comedy about the X Factor, it's just a little slice of the X Factor podcast, which featured over 30 minutes of X Factor comedy and with some great performances from some of the worst singers to appear on the X Factor.

This is a clip from the very funny comedy podcast Hosks Half Hour-http://hoskshalfhour.blogspot.com, if you like the clip below then listen to a whole show



HOSKS HALF HOUR

Brilliant podcast is the brain birth of the Hosk, an Internet Enigma who is obsessed with putting the word Hosk into as many things as possible, he is also the inventor of theHoskcast, like a podcast but funnier. It is a comedy podcast featuring amusing news, stand up and observations, twisted ambient music with odd stories. It has morale dilemmas and an obsession of reading Sun Stories, Stories from the Hosk and random thoughts which fart out of his brain.

http://hoskshalfhour.blogspot.com/

Simon Cowell's Best Insults - X Factor Fun

I have a love hate relationship with the X Factor but one thing I do enjoy is watching Simon Cowell just insult those desperate dumb X Factor wannabes . So I have collected some of my favourite insults and in the first part I am reading them whilst laughing and the second part I let Simon Cowell do what he does best, insult the stupid.

This is a clip from the very funny comedy podcast Hosks Half Hour -http://hoskshalfhour.blogspot.com, if you like the clip below then listen to a whole show


HOSKS HALF HOUR

Brilliant podcast is the brain birth of the Hosk, an Internet Enigma who is obsessed with putting the word Hosk into as many things as possible, he is also the inventor of theHoskcast, like a podcast but funnier. It is a comedy podcast featuring amusing news, stand up and observations, twisted ambient music with odd stories. It has morale dilemmas and an obsession of reading Sun Stories, Stories from the Hosk and random thoughts which fart out of his brain.

http://hoskshalfhour.blogspot.com/

Monday, September 07, 2009

Pinball Wizard Comedy

I love the song Pinball Wizard from The Who, I don't mind the rock opera but what I do have issue with with, is the idea that a deaf, dumb and blind kid can be a pinball wizard. I just don't see it.

This is a clip from the very funny comedy podcast Hosks Half Hour - http://hoskshalfhour.blogspot.com, if you like the clip below then listen to a whole show


HOSKS HALF HOUR

Brilliant podcast is the brain birth of the Hosk, an Internet Enigma who is obsessed with putting the word Hosk into as many things as possible, he is also the inventor of the Hoskcast, like a podcast but funnier. It is a comedy podcast featuring amusing news, stand up and observations, twisted ambient music with odd stories. It has morale dilemmas and an obsession of reading Sun Stories, Stories from the Hosk and random thoughts which fart out of his brain.

http://hoskshalfhour.blogspot.com/

All Fannies Are Different

All fannies are different is scientific fact, a fact not yet proven by scientists but don't worry they are getting round to it, once they have tested why cornflakes go soggy in milk, why farts in the bath smell of sprouts etc etc.

Sometimes things come out of my mouth which shock me and then make me laugh my head off. This is one of those times. My friend was discussing with me how his new girlfriends fanny felt different and the Hosk picked up the ball and ran with it. This is a clip from the very funny comedy podcast Hosks Half Hour, if you like this listen to it



Friday, September 04, 2009

Great List Of Comedy Podcasts

I have my own comedy podcasts - Hosks Half Hour, which very funny by the way. enough of that blatant plugging.

I am interesting in listening to other funny podcasts and I noticed that the Telegraph today included a list offunnypodcasts out there on the Internet. The list is a fairly predictable list of podcasts but they are predictable because they are all pretty funny.

I have found it quite difficult to find comedy podcasts because there are a lot of terrible comedy podcasts out there, usually with 2 people just talking to each other. So instead of comedy you just earwig on two people chatting. Even with the famous podcasts it usually ends with two people chatting. This is fine for the radio where they have 3 or 4 hours to fill on a regular basis but for people who have a weekly/monthly podcast then I think they should be a lot more comedy in them.

so before I let you go on your way to read the list of comedy podcasts you should consume, I want you to remember one thing, Hosks Half Hour is better than all of them, click here to see for youself

THE ONION RADIO NEWS

These are spoof radio reports from America’s favourite fake newspaper. Stories are delivered with slick conviction on subjects as ludicrous as President Obama getting tangled in coat hangers; cheese smugglers gettingdangerouslycheddared and North Korea being unprepared for an attack by North Korea.

FRIDAY NIGHT COMEDY FROM BBC RADIO 4

A weekly downloadable delight which offers a satirical take on the week’s news. Current offering: I Guess That’s Why They Call It The News starring Laurence Howarth, Sarah Kendall, Gordon Southern and Milton Jones.

DAVID MITCHELL'S SOAPBOX

The Mitchell part of Mitchell and Webb offers a string of funny personal video rants. Topics include: “I hate lorries”; going to the doctor; getting rid of a mouse; and what your beer choice says about you. All delivered in Mitchell’s 24-carat satirical style.

ADAM AND JOE FROM BBC RADIO 6

Highlights from the duo's Saturday morning show with a few extra musings thrown in for good measure. Listen out for Song Wars and some charming home-made jingles.

THE RICKY GERVAIS SHOW

Video podcast in which Ricky Gervais teams up with his favourite collaborators Steven Merchant and Karl Pilkingtonto discuss important issues such as the meaning of life and Karl’s astoundingly low IQ.

ANSWER ME THIS!

Last year’s iTunes Podcast of the Year, Answer Me This! is the brainchild of Helen Zaltzman and Olly Mann who have taken it upon themselves to answer thousands of their listeners' most profound and burning questions, such as ‘do humans still need hair’ and ‘should I go out with my boss?’

HOSKS HALF HOUR

Brilliant podcast is the brain birth of the Hosk, an Internet Enigma who is obsessed with putting the word Hosk into as many things as possible, he is also the inventor of the Hoskcast, like a podcast but funnier. It is a comedy podcast featuring amusing news, stand up and observations, twisted ambient music with odd stories. It has morale dilemmas and an obsession of reading Sun Stories.

http://hoskshalfhour.blogspot.com/


Laughing at the Worst X Factor Auditions

Hosks Hour Hour is dedicated to the X Factor this week. So if you like the early parts with the terrible auditions then click here to listen to some of them.

The Hoskcast includes

Hoskbervations
Hosk is angry about the X Factor
X factor is back, woohoo
Hosk Song he would sing if he went on the X Factor
do X Factor contestants jump for joy when a family member dies or gets an fatal illness
X Factor Judge Cowell is broken down
The Best Cowell insults on the X Factor
how do they make the contestants on X Factor cry so much?

The Worst X factor songs I could find
Eye of the tiger
Tragedy by a chicken factory worker
The new Eminim
The Earth Song
she is the whole package but is quite lazy!

news nugget
Royal family accuse Simon Cowell of being a sponger

Questions
do people being shouted at by Cowell ever think about his high trousers
do the judges ever shout "What Year is this"
Don't be alarmed if Walsh doesn't like you if you are not
why doesnt Cowell sack that Walsh fella